No Red X yet ..... you're doing very well

Less vague chatting, more signing up, bro. Get in on this

I'm not sure you will last the game unless it is 2min cycles, you know big brother is watching you, look outside your window, they're coming. Get out while you still can

Oh hi PE

*****MULTI ALERT*****

Guys, these bullshit spam accounts need to stop. They aren't funny and they waste our time. Penalties for these are going to start getting very severe.

So when are you banning him, abge? I sent the mods an email (rather than post a cheating accusation on the forum).

The button's fried. Need to pour some hot ass water over it and then it'll work again.

It'll get done. He's not doing any harm now; it's not a high priority.

@Bo_Sox
Hot-ass water, or hot ass-water? Hyphens are your friend.

Ask Draug. He said it first.

Cross-thread references?

Sî, monsieur.

Is PE still upset about the Mormon freak losing the election ..... hashtag getoverit.com

I said Pizza Hut's crust was "just add water" but missed the "d" and typed ass instead. I quickly corredte myself, but as teenangers are want to do, bo started giggling and saying "he said ass" like Beavis and Butthead.

I was actually thinking that "honestly, the dough is powdered (just ass water) and the ingredients are prepackaged" sounded like you were some sexually aroused bloodhound or something.

"sounded like you were some sexually aroused bloodhound or something"

He is, but that's beside the point.

Yeah, had nothing to do with that particular typo.

But tell you what, you go without sex for the last 3 years and see how you start drooling over the pictures in the Victoria's Secret store fronts.

There are people out there that would love to take your wallet but would fix the Victoria's Secret thing.

Two words for you: wallet chain. Add a few more in phrase from: 6'2" 275 lbs, leather jacket, steel toed work boots, drives Jeeps and motorcycles. Nobody tries to pick my pocket.

I wasn't talking about pickpocketing.

Prostitutes? No thanks. Not into STDs. I get my flirt on with a couple ladies at work. They are cute, younger than me, single, and love going to lunch and flirting. That plus my workshop and garden/yard keep me occupied (and WebDip too).

Just don't flirt with the waitresses at Bub's. The cooks do enough of that.

I never flirt when my wife is present. Doing so would make life more miserable.

Good plan. The freezer and walk in are for employees only ;)

3 years really.. so sorry Draug.

@Draug: A professional pickpocket will steal your wallet no matter how tall/fat you are, never mind your apparel or mode of transport. Don't be complacent.

Don't get into the I'm perfect, trained in combat, and threatening versus the skill of a thief, Timur. I've tried.

3 years draugnar? You could apply for the vacancy at the Vatican

@Timur - Hence the inclusion of a wallet chain. And CCs stay in my jacket inside pocket. A true professional in New York might pull it off, but then a mugger might to. But the malls where I hang out... Not likely.

@Maniac, et. al. - YEs, three years. She is not in the kind of condition (physically) for love making any more as she has become incresingly frail with advanced osteoporosis and a bad back and what not. So ours is that comfortable love with hugs and kisses and cuddling on the couch that shows we care as much as we always did.

@ Draug - you've got my total respect for hanging in there and continuing to love your wife. That's the kind of man I hope I'd be in your situation.

Total respect for you as well Draug. Not sure I would be able to do the same if I was in your place.

IT isn't as hard as it sounds. At 47, I've learned there is a heck of a lot more to a relationship than just sex and finding someone who makes you feel happy and makes you want to make them be happy is truly rare. My hobbies are more than satisfying and keep me at home (or at a poker table) and the discipline helps when some yound thing in a skirt tries to distract your poker game for her (or her boyfriend's) benefit. Besides, there is always pr0n. :-)