*****feliz

Te amo tu mujer.

Thanks. I'll throw those in google translator but seeing as I don't speak the language, care to give a translation?

Pretty sure I'd avoid 2ndWhiteLine's suggestion, assuming I still remember that right.

Haha 2wl… do it, Yonni. Say that.

I figured asking the Internet, I'd need a little screening...

Don Corleone, me siento honrado y agradecido que Ud. me ha invitado a su casa por el día de boda de su hija. Y ojalá que su primer niño sea un niño masculino.

What? ^

It's what Luca Brasi says at the beginning of the Godfather. "Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."

Oh… I didn't know that. I read it and was wondering if that was like a Spanish gay joke or something…

Nah, there's a separate bo_sox thread.

Just tells you how proficient my Spanish is.

Kinda weird that when you see something you don't understand, you wonder if it's a gay joke. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Tu prometido es un joto;
él no devolverá tu llamada.
Ya he visto la fea foto:
bo_sox le dio una mamada

Yeah, you think that was my reasoning? Right… wedding references and masculine son references don't make much sense together unless you throw something stupid into it. In your case, you were quoting a movie, a movie that I'd never seen, and I didn't know it was from a movie, in which there was likely some kind of context to the statement. Here, it's a grouping of words. Words have meaning; they are rarely just intended to be a bunch of words.

I know you haven't been on this earth that long. But the fact that you haven't seen the movie yet is a tragedy. Fix it.

As soon as Don Corleon was mentioned everyone else in the thread got it. Seriously, go watch it Bosoxxy

Bonjour

Lo siento por que tienes lepra en el vizcocho

You basically write it in English with an 'O' or 'A' at the end of every word and then write it in capitals so it looks like you're shouting it.
If you're too soft with them they'll never learn to speak proper like what we do.

wha'e'r you say, gub'ner

¿Te das cuenta de matrimonio es la forma más cara que la ropa gratis?

So what about the blow job, Bsux?

So Yonni, what do you want to say? That's probably easier than expecting someone to be creative like Hallmark for you. And surely there must be a native speaker who is more reliable than me?

I'm going to write a message in English I was just looking to throw in a Spanish phrase cause I thought it'd be nice. Nothing too creative - just a common Spanish phrase of congratulations. Sort of like throwing in a 'mazel tov' for a Jewish wedding. I just didn't want to throw congratulations on your wedding into a translator and come out with something which is colloquially awkward and never used.

There are a bunch of native Spanish speakers on this site so I thought it would be a good place to check.

Well, my Spanish is Mexico-oriented, rather than Spain-oriented. I'd say "¡Felicidades!" but I know others might also/alternately say "¡Felicitaciones!"

Alright, just going to go with the classic ¡Felicitaciones!
It get's the point across at least.