O Forum! I seldom ask for your help, and this is one of those times. I've been played by a 'friend' for a certain sum of money (long story, rest assured that it was quite the swindle). I know I won't ever see the money again. But before I close the books on this one, I want the satisfaction that I got my money's worth in revenge.

Here's how I intend to do it:

Stage 1 - determine a concise, powerful and witty one-liner. I need suggestions. Themes I want to play on are cheating, betrayal, theft, morality, and any other goody-two-shoes bullshit you can come up with that would be hilarious to mass-text to this person. Please avoid the particularly nasty one-liners. I'm trying to keep this classy.

Stage 2 - circulate this person's number to volunteers who will then text that one-liner to the culprit in this scheme in rapid succession. I'd be happy with about 15-20 volunteers (should be based in the US for this). As far as I know, there's nothing illegal, immoral or defamatory about this. All I want is for this person to receive a whole bunch of texts that all say the same thing.

Stage 1 begin.