I want to assure everyone that I will be keeping all my campaign promises (to Cthulhu), including:
--ban Kestas
--ban Abgemacht
--ban MadMarx
--create 1000 multi accounts for sale to members, $1 for each additional account up to five accounts, the sixth and seventh are $10/acct (pm me for routing no.)
--shipment of one (1) cask of unpretentious wine to the Player of the Month, each month, criteria are confidential and wine will be purchased using revenue from the sale of additional accounts
--weekly reposts of all of obiwanobiwan's old "This time on Philosophy Weekly"s with commentary from me and the Player of the Month
--daily drunken webcam games, of which I will take part in 50% (note: you are contractually obliged to let me win 75% of my games)
--Daily advice column from yours truly to Conservative Man and his ilk
--pitirre is permanently awarded Best Player of the Year 2007 for each year. Do not be deceived by the name. It is not actually for 2007. It is just part of the name of the award. You can win Best Player of the Year 2007 any year, such as "Best Player of the Year 2007 2011!!" Except no you can't win it, because pitirre is permanent winner
--dissent is not tolerated, except from President Eden, who is allowed to obliquely dissent in the form of gifs and jpegs and only gifs and jpegs
Welcome to Webdiplomacy 2.0!!!
Your new Abgemacht,
Thucydides
(undersigned: Cthulhu)