To make this game more official, I'll send my best pigeon. This is my favourite, he's of the Bearded Emperor breed, known in Latin as Geoframus Maximus.

http://i.imgur.com/FmSXZ.png

Huh? How have I been hypocritical? I'm in favour of posting external links, people. I'm one of the good guys.

Would anybody be interested in a game that was played telepathetically. The basic rules are as follows, Anonymous players, Public Thoughts:-
1) I set up the game
2) I ask players to think of the moves they would like to make by a certain time
3) I then update the game using magic dust
4) To avoid any in-game tension and uncertainty I could let people know the result before we start.
If you want to play just think about it and I'll include you in the game....
WARNING: No meta-gaming i.e. thinking about the moves other people should be making.

But, santosh, you know posting external links is against the rules. rothausfrau has declared it so. Anything off the site is metgaming according to rothausfrau.

Come on santosh, don't metagame. it's not fair to the rest of us!

Of course, I do. I will still continue to post links in flagrant violation of the rules. Because we have to stand up for what is right. http://bit.ly/IFCSjm

I would, but my brain is a scary mess and your liable to interpret moves like "F Mar-Hell and back" with "A Ber - Mun with a stop by the Hofbrauhaus." and then get "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".

Draugnar
No worries, you're Austria and you know what that means......

Are you allowed to use parrots that have been trained to repeat your communiques?

Yeah, it means I have a 50/50 shot at doing OK. I've got one game where my Austria is the big dog on the map and another where I am dealing with a juggernaut right now. so coin toss. That's good enough for me to throw money at.

http://i.imgur.com/pkJIO.jpg

Does this picture work?
Please let me know. And oh bump so that redneck can see what a joke he is.

hahahaha oh zultar, you crack me up.

What about swallows? Can I use a swallow in lieu of a pigeon? And if so, can I hide the message in a coconut?

It would entirely depend on the swallow's airspeed.

African or European? Also, inside or outside the cage? I'm of a petstore2petstore rules kind of guy, so any inside the cagers are metagaming cheaters and I won't play with them.

But that counters my viewpoint, thus making you wrong. I cant play with anyone that is wrong.

You can swallow if you want but it's not required.

For shame zultar... I'd have expected that from ballsdeep, but not from you;P

I imagine it's kinda hard to swallow with ballsdeep.

dumbdell that is a silly question- African Swallows are non-migratory so it wouldn't carry a coconut anywhere! besides, a 5 ounce bird, could not carry a 1 pound coconut!

No, no it's the European swallow that can't carry coconuts. The African swallows can, but they are non-migratory. Remember however, that two European swallows could always have carried it between them on a piece of string.

and what, hold it under the dorsal guiding feathers?!

Its the penguins and their airplane that carries the coconut. Haven't y'all seen Madagascar?

very true Draug... very true indeed... I concede this argument to Draug and his infinite wisdom on coconut migratory patterns.

Lol zultar. Why havent i been in a game with you yet? Lets start a non anon game, team up and destroy everyone else by first taking screen shots of our enemies plans and sending them to each other via carrier pigeon.

guys we have all obviously lost this debate, so lets all pretend to be drunk but still post long intricate messages on the forums with little to no grammar mistakes in a language that we claim is not our primary language.

The parody thread must exceed the original.