@Octavious:
OH NO...it wasn't just a mention, they had LIVE COVERAGE OF THEIR MOTORCADE ALL THE WAY IN AND BACK, NOT KIDDING...
And that's just the motorcade! Not even seeing the damn people, just watching a fleet of cars drive incredibly slow while listening to commentators trying to fill the dead time with whatever inane facts they'd dug up about the Royal Family and hundreds of American morons (redundant?) waving and shrieking and waving English flags and pulling off fake British accents on camera and making me cringe...oh, the humanity...
Not just 5 minutes, no, this went on for an hour or two EASILY, and THAT isn't counting the PRE and POST-drive coverage, add that, and it's another couple hours, PLUS all the days and weeks leading up to it where they'd mention it...
AND the fact that I happened to have the most Anglophilic English professor EVER...I mean it, the way she'd go on about England...
She makes my love of Shakespeare and English Lit. look like a passing phase, SHE would go on and on about how she had all the kings and queens memorized and every little minute detail of English life from whatever period it was (over two semesters, I spanned everything from Old English to the end of the Victorian Era, so yeah, PLENTY of periods and times for her to bang on about)...
And when you're going into too much detail and going on too long about ENGLISH LIT....TO ME...
You can imagine, I was QUITE HAPPY when they left!
...But even THEN, no, THEN she didn't stop, she kept referencing it over and over...
Forget Kevin Bacon--it became The Six Degrees of Kate Middleton with her!
ANYTHING could be turned into a way to talk about her...I can only imagine that's what it's like when I reference Shakespeare...but, with all due respect to everyone involved here--
AT LEAST SHAKESPEARE *DID SOMETHING!*
HELL, EVEN *DIANA* WAS WORTHY OF THAT MUCH ATTENTION, SHE DID SOMETHING!
MRS. MIDDLETON JUST DID A *STUPENDOUS* JOB LANDING A HUSBAND!
Which might sound mean, but really...she hasn't done anything yet, and the TV commentators and this professor and the people in the street are going on about what "a lift" they are to everyone's spirits???
What'd they ever do to lift spirits besides have a rather lavish wedding in nice clothing and clog up Downtown Los Angeles???
Aaaaaand now I'd better NOT ever come over to England, lest I be shot for all that. Sorry. What was the point of all that?
Oh, right--it was NOT just 5 minutes, Octavious...! :p