PHI
GB
MIA
NO
SF
MIN
HOU
IND
NE
PIT
DEN
BAL
SEA
ATL
SD
NYG

AFC:
NE
BAL
HOU
DEN
PIT
OAK

NFC:
GB
SF
NO
NYG
DET
ATL

WAS @ PHI: Both teams have been so streaky this year it isn't even funny, but I'm going to figure that Good Rex Grossman shows up and brings along some random RB that Shanahan found waiting tables Saturday morning who racks up 200 yards as the SKINS win.
DET @ GB: The Packers are going to just be watching the Detroit playbook here because they're quite possibly going to be seeing them in two weeks. LIONS keep the #5 seed.
NYJ @ MIA: "The JETS win, but it won't matter, they're done for the year" is what obi said, and I agree.
CAR @ NO: The SAINTS are going to become one dimensional to give Brees room to keep competing with Brady for the all-time record, and thus run up the score.
SF @ STL: There's no way the 49ERS lose this and the first round bye. Sorry, Steven Jackson, you'd almost be the Barry Sanders of this generation but even Sanders had a few other guys with him.
CHI @ MIN: The VIKINGS should try out Joe Webb a little more, and I think they'll like what they see.
TEN @ HOU: The TEXANS will take this one, since AJ is back.
IND @ JAC: I like the COLTS to win, proving they were never intentionally sucking for Luck.
BUF @ NE: The BILLS forget that this match-up doesn't really matter to them.
PIT @ CLE: The STEELERS win, spin the wheel to see who will be the fourth Browns player to get a massive concussion from an illegal James Harrison hit in the last two years.
KC @ DEN: I want Kyle Orton to just pwn the shit out of the donkeys here. Let Kyle show you how to throw a football, Timmy Boy! CHIEFS victorious. Orton then teabags Tebow.
BAL @ CIN: I like the BENGALS at home here, sneaking into the playoffs.
SEA @ ARI: Taste the rainbow of a SEAHAWKS victory. It's not meaningless. This is the game that gets Marshawn Lynch paid.
TB @ ATL: The FALCONS win, keep the #6 seed, and TB's coach loses his job
SD @ OAK: The CHARGERS specialize in games that don't matter, handing the division to Tebow despite Orton heroics.
DAL @ NYG: Which team chokes less...which team chokes less...uh, I'm going to say...GIANTS.

I think that makes the AFC:
Steelers (homefield)
Patsies (first round bye)
Bengals at Texans
Ravens at Broncos

NFC is pretty set in stone.
Packers (homefield)
49ers (bye)
Falcons at Saints
Lions at Giants

Wildcard weekend, with those match-ups, I like the Falcons stunning the Saints, Lions over Giants, Broncos over Ravens (who are AWFUL on the road), and Texans over Bengals.

I unintentionally kept obi's comment in for TB/Atl, but I mostly agree with him anyway, so whatever.

PHI
Lions:I think GB starts the 2nd string, loses, seeding the lions 5th so they don't have to deal with the lions a 3rd time in the playoffs

NYJ
NO
SF
CHI
HOU
IND
BUF
PIT
KC
BAL
ARI
ATL
SD
NYG

@YJ: you make a very good point in that the Pack could very well play the system here to their advantage.

WAS @ PHI: PHI
DET @ GB: DET
NYJ @ MIA: NYJ
CAR @ NO: NO
SF @ STL: SF
CHI @ MIN: CHI
TEN @ HOU: HOU
IND @ JAC: JAC
BUF @ NE: NE
PIT @ CLE: PIT
KC @ DEN: DEN
BAL @ CIN: BAL (I almost called Cincy in this game)
SEA @ ARI: ARI
TB @ ATL: ATL
SD @ OAK: SD (UPSET, crushes OAK's playoff hopes)
DAL @ NYG: NYG

AFC PLAYOFFS:
1. Patriots (13-3)
2. Ravens (12-4)

3. Texans (11-5)
4. Broncos (9-7)
5. Steelers (12-4)
6. Jets (9-7) I know right...maybe Rex and the Men in Green will advance deep into the playoffs

NFC PLAYOFFS:
1. Packers (14-2)
2. 49ers (13-3)

3. Saints (13-3)
4. Giants (9-7)
5. Lions (11-5)
6. Falcons (10-6)

Wild Card
NYJ @ HOU: NYJ (can't be that hard with TJ Yates as QB)
PIT @ DEN: DEN (Ben has a mess of a game, Denver's comes up big, Tebow has a semi-sucky game and gets all the credit)
ATL @ NO: NO
DET @ NYG: DET

Divisional
NYJ @ NE: NE (last year will not happen again, Sanchez is so too much of a suckfest and Brady is so awesome)
DEN @ BAL: BAL (the dream ends here boys, but it was a good run)
DET @ GB: GB
NO @ SF: NO (I'm happy for the 9ers, but sorry)

Championship
BAL @ NE: NE (a sell out crowd in Foxboro has the Pats D have a great game)
NO @ GB: NO (who's the beast of the NFC? The Saints. They actually have a defense)

Super Bowl
NO @ NE: NO (congrats to the Saints. Firepower offense and a decent D)

Here we go, then!

Washington 24, Philadelphia 20 - the wheels come off the dream team for the last time.
Detroit 31, Green Bay 14 - look for a reverse of this in postseason time.
Miami 20, New York 13 - with a pick six from Sanchez making the difference at the end
New Orleans 38, Carolina 20 - Drew Brees fends off Tom Brady for the record.
San Francisco Whatever, St. Louis WHY? - Why even bother playing this one? (SF win)
Minnesota 17, Chicago 13 - But it doesn't save Frazier's job, does it?
Houston 24, Tennessee 10 - Texans need to tune up for the playoffs.
Indianapolis 19, Jacksonville 6 - NFL buys 40,000 inflatable fans for TV broadcast.
New England 30, Buffalo 20 - Brady goes for record, but doesn't quite make it.
Pittsburgh 16, Cleveland 5 - And Harrison gets a one game suspension for playoffs.
Denver 15, KC 13 - Sorry, kiddies, but the game is at Invesco. Orton KO'd by q. 2
Baltimore 27, Cincinnati 20 - Going with heart over head on this one. Festivus!!!!
Seattle 34, Arizona 30 - Skelton loses game, but leads to start in '12 over dizzy Kolb.
Atlanta 40, TB 3 - The FALCONS win, keep the #6 seed, and TB's coach loses his job
San Diego 26, Oakland 17 - Not even Al's ghost will work here. .500, baby!
Dallas 24, New York 30 - As Tony throws a pick six to end game, season, and career.

Playoff Seedings!

AFC 1 Patriots 2 Ravens 3 Houston 4 Denver 5 Squeelers 6 Bengals (backing in!)
NFC 1 Packers 2 SF 3 Saints 4 Giants 5 Lions 6 Falcons

Right now, I'm guessing Bengals over Houston, Squeelers over Denver, Ravens over Squeelers, Patriots over Bengals, Patriots over Ravens to rep AFC
For the NFC, I'm guessing Saints over Houston, Lions over Giants, Packers over Lions, Niners over Saints, Niners over Green Bay (Defense wins in winter) to rep NFC.

Super Bowl: Niners 20, New England 17. The Wrong Harbaugh Wins. Ugh.

WAS @ PHI: Both teams have started to pick up steam late in the year. Hell, the skins almost beat the Patriots a few weeks ago. EAGLES take the win.
DET @ GB: Packers will sit their starters. LIONS win
NYJ @ MIA: The JETS win, but it won't matter
CAR @ NO: Same thing with the Packers. Saints will sit Brees after a quarter or two. PANTHERS win.
SF @ STL:49ERS improve to 13-3 without even trying
CHI @ MIN: VIKINGS will win this one, and get a new QB some valuable practice time.
TEN @ HOU: The TEXANS will sit some starters but still win
IND @ JAC: COLTS win to make themselves feel good
BUF @ NE: The PATRIOTS win and wrap up the #1 seed
PIT @ CLE: I'll call the upset that the BROWNS will win, since Pittsburgh's offense is going to be below par. Battle between two good defenses
KC @ DEN: Sadly, I think BRONCOS will win....but I really, really don't want them to
BAL @ CIN: I SO want the BENGALS to win this one. Their first shot at the playoffs in a while, and I think Baltimore will be over comfortable with themselves and make some mistakes. They are not the best team in the AFC
SEA @ ARI: SEAHAWKS win because of those damn skittles
TB @ ATL: The FALCONS win, keep the #6 seed, and TB's coach loses his job
SD @ OAK: The CHARGERS win and knock Carson Palmer and the Raiders out....while the Bengals make it hahaha
DAL @ NYG: My GIANTS win! After giving me several heart-attacks in the 4th quarter, that is.

PHI
DET
MIA
CAR
SF
CHI
TEN
JAC
NE
PIT
DEN
BAL
SEA
ATL
SD
NYG

49 unanswered points!?!? You serious bro? 4 picks? The Pats ARE the top team of the AFC!

YEEEEEAAAAH GIANTS!