about country music, because you are immature and hating country makes you feel more masculine and edgy?

thats not a rhetorical question, but thanks for playing.

Why would a guy need a box of free tampons? Are they that expensive? Would he use them to stop the bleeding from his pierced ears? Why would you pay for an ear piercing when tampons are surely cheaper?

because advertisers have succeeded in making you identify yourself with one type of personality which fits nicely with a certain music choice, clothes style, and entertainment choices. In order to convince yourself that the image some suit wants you to identify with really describes you, you hate all other identities and declare that they were the ones created by the suits.

well neither was yours if i can answer it so well...

Why do all Japanese porn starlets cry when they get fucked?

Why do you think those are rhetorical questions when they can actually be validly answered? Don't you know what rhetorical means?

Speaking of Japanese porn? What is up with Japanese tenticle porn?

perhaps 'rhetorical' was the wrong word. i wasn't looking for answers, i just thinking others would play along with their own questions. Why does everything on this forum have to be turned into a fucking debate?

Well, the tentacles are clearly "up". :-)

But seriously, the Japanese have been addicted to monsters of all varieties ever since the way WWII ended. They have had a deeply rooted fear that the radiation would produce some kind of monster (Godzilla) and that has extended into the present day with aquatic monster porn.

If a vampire can't be seen in a mirror, how the fuck does he comb his hair? Is that a permanent hair gel or something?

There's also the fact that MacArthur forced the Japanese porn industry to get more inventive. The restrictions he ushered in led to an upsurge in using drawn images rather than photographed, which led to thinking of all manner of things you can't exactly photograph.

Vampires have their retainers comb their hair.

A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question posed for its persuasive effect without the expectation of a reply. So it's based on expectation of the questioner, not the level of the question's "answer-ability".
Pantera - your word choice of 'rhetorical' is based-upon your expectations and if I understand your POV correctly it was spot on.
I hope Santa and Sacred are also being funny even though they aren't playing your game (I am neither playing your game or being funny so I'll stop posting)

Well I guess that's the question, isn't it, Kalel? Am I being difficult or am I being funny? What's in it for me, after all?

Why would you ask rhetorical questions? Who would open such a thread? Doesn't that just clog up the forum?

Doesn't the tentacle porn thing date back to before WWII? What constitutes 'normal' porn? Why is it weird to like tentacles or piss or rape and/or incest? Also, http://tinyurl.com/3fshjme is this link inappropriate?

Clogging the forum from what? Endlessly depating politics and religion? Really?

@Pantera I don't know. You tell me. Damn that's not a question. You tell me? Damn still not a question. Why don't you tell me? Damn that's a question but not a rhetorical one. GAMEOVER

"Why does everything on this forum have to be turned into a fucking debate?"

There's a rhetorical question for you.

Also, why are half of these questions about porn?

Why are half of these questions about something other than porn?

Why is internet porn always on the cutting edge of technology?

Why do porn sites have all the viruses? Don't they want repeat customers to subscribe at $39.95 a month?

Is the CIA website that's always gettiing hacked anything more than an electronic recruitment poster? Is the CIA infecting the porn websites with viruses? If you get a virus from a pron website, does that qualify as a Sexually Transmitted Disease?

mmm... tentacles, I wish I had 'em.

I want to have multiple penises like the Centauri on Babylon 5 (which resembled tentacles, interestingly enough) or a lizard.

If your phone gets a virus via a text message from a pron site is that a Textually Transmitted Disease?

Why does Fag-Naur have a penis fixation?

Most men have a penis fixation. Have you ever seen porn.

Does Thucy know that a question has to end with a question mark?