'due so'?

You do realise that the Cantonese word for fuck is pronounced as due...

The most commonly used expression is go fuck your old grandmother, which is 'due leh lo mo', which can also be pronounced very close to 'delay no more'.

Not a bad omen for this game really.

Come on TGM, delay no more!

Anyway, I'd like to know what the commentators think of my opening: Turkey, fleet to Black Sea, army Const to Bulgaria and army Smyrna to Armenia... No prisoners here; no wimpy alliance with the Russians, just full on war with the Tsar.

In honour of the Irish Football Team, I am invading France as well: English Channel plus army to Wales. Obvious German support, and a quick convoy into the heart of Cheatland.

Oh come on guys, how many times do I have to draw Austria on this site? I get it in the Leagues, I get it in the Masters, I get it in the GFDT, I get it when I play gunboat, I get it WTA and PPSC I even get it when I play the ancient Med variety. Come on, for Pete's sake: how many times do I have to draw the same bloody country?

This is just ridiculous and I can't see the point of playing on a site which is so unbalanced as to be a complete joke. I have had enough. I'm leaving.

Why should I waste my time on yet another, 'Come on man, let's just leave Galicia alone for a change', and 'I told you I wouldn't attack Venice and I didn't. Why couldn't you just believe me and leave Trieste alone?'

Bloody juggernaut to my left and north while Italy farts about around Venice; France gets a free run in Iberia and the Germans start with two builds. Great game!

I vill not invade Burgundy. Yet. But I do not like chips and vill have to remove Belgium.

"Fancy a juggernaut? They'll never expect it. I'll tell England I'm opening north and he'll warn Germany. That leaves me clear. You need to get that fleet out of the Black Sea as soon as possible to prevent any Italian nonsense..."

I will move to the MAO first up and if you have left the Channel alone, I will go after Portugal. If you lie to me, we have war. Simple. I will work directly with the Germans. Otherwise, I will support myself into Burgundy first turn as well to keep my borders safe. I'd like to trust you more but I think safety is the best policy here. For some reason, you English seem to find it hard to trust us arrogant Frogs. If you do take the Norwegian Sea and the North Sea first off, we have a deal.

Three Fleets? Great idea. How can I actually let anyone know what I want to do though? How about I just invade Tyrolia and make everyone else think they are in trouble? I reckon a push into Piedmont would cause an upset as well. Mind you, with only one build first up, I'll still need to see who invades whom out of E, G & F before I can really decide. Yeah, I'm cool with Italy. should make it through to the quarter-finals.

Heh. I was going to do something similar:

"Opening to the Channel? Really? Because that *always* works out for both of us.... moron"

"Fleet build SEV? Yeah, I'm not going to have any concerns at *all* about that. It's fucking ON, your douchenozzel"

Oh, the German triple... Fucking punter, you think we all aren't gonna attack you now?

Now that we all speak Chinese, it is time to point out that due to the dew on the ground this morning I will have to do what a man has to do and tell rest of you to delay no more with your feeble plans.

Now I know why Old Blue Eyes sang do-be-do-be-do so often... ; )

"a public press only game where the players agree to be as annoying and snarktastic as possible in the channel"

I am telling you strat - I will most certainly draw England and I WILL BE as annoying and snarktastic as possible in the Channel.

Can someone PM me the password?

Idk killer the game list is full already, I think.

Ava is just afraid

I am afraid that you are a baby, yes. In most parts of the world, screwing with minors is illegal.

No, just screwing minors is illegal. Screwing with their minds is fine.

Are you so fucking daft as to confuse 'minors' with 'minors' minds'? Learn to read. Jeez.

Well, unless you have invented a teleporter, I doubt you could actually fuck with him physically, so whose the daft putz?

It's the thought that counts.

Flash, I know you might wishfully think I'm stupid to mask your own insecurities about your total lack of significant intellectual prowess, but I'm not going to be fooled by you claiming to be Austria and France.

Ava, you leave your ankle bracelet in the Lucky Horseshoe yesterday or something?

Draug, stop screwing with Ava's mind, I know your mother told you not to pick on the handicapped.

Killer... wait, what the fuck are you doing here?

Eden, your parents must be really stupid, cause it sure runs in the family. Or is it just people from Lousiana?

It's my parents, and unfortunately it does run in the family... skipped me, though. And yeah, it's kind of prevalent in Louisiana -- look at killer

yet i have more points than pres Eden so he should REALLY shut up.

Sir, you've lost more games than I've played. Need I say more?

Did you play diplomacy before you joined this site? Cause I didn't and I had to learn along the way and it was hard with people cussing me out instead of telling me what I should do better

Hey now, pal. Just bustin' your chops. http://www.deviantart.com/download/78883230/SRS_BUSINESS_GAIS_by_Booter_Freak.jpg

So who the fuck are we waiting for? I wanna bust some chops already.

(Mod note: I have got to stop saying that phrase.)

BUMP so we don't lose the thread by the time we actually start the game. >_>

bump so you fucktards can comment

Draug, honest fucking question, did you join the game? I might've fucked up really fuckin' bad if you did.

Fuck, my bad, I see it now. This is a fuck up for the ages.

You didn't fuck up, Eden, Draug did - he said he was withdrawing.

Although I think next time we'll get ten or so players who will race to get into the game - or just post the game without a password - then we really won't know who is who.

I could also make a comment about the contribution of the XY component of someone's genetic makeup being due to false claims that someone would withdraw when they did not, but I think that's a little low even for me.

Great guys: we've actually got a reason to slag each other off instead of a fake scenario. And, not a single move has been made yet. Bunch of wankers.

Here's the commentary thread to date:
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=34275&viewArchive=Messages

Lets find out what Ghost wants to do before we proceed.

And oh my god, you guys are MORONS

Draug, you fool, you've angered the mods! They will smite you in awful retribution!

OH NOES!!1!

BUMP for stratagos, who has graciously taken the role as lead commentator. Take it away, strat!

I'll create a new thread once the game kicks off, so accurate links are at the top.

Assmunch.

Got it. (Bitch.)