So I have to find a list of ten or so jokes for my dad that he is going to use in a training seminar he's doing for a company out in missouri in about a month. I figured that you guys would probably know quite a few, so post away with all your jokes--good and bad!

Hey, I'm interested in joining a gunboat sometime, but honestly, I don't know how to signal my desires to other players let alone achieve my own goals. So, how does one play good gunboat?

I have tried on multiple computers and this is what i have in my orders section. I have waited hours and they have not loaded, this is the first time in a few years I have had this problem. What should I do?
Loading order...
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What happens to the points?

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Mrs. mapleleaf and I wish to invite you and your frowzy cohorts to a nice backyard/deck dinner party(weather permitting) here in the Beach, while you are here in Toronto.

In the Home Screen for a game?

http://www.olidip.net/
A lot of variants and we REALLY need some more players to play some good live games. If you like live games and want to try some cool new variants please join olidip.net

Whether it's "Rosebud..." or "Toy Story 3" (I have to see it still, but I'm already crying lol) the media seems to love to remind us of that nostalgic-but-sad-for-some fact...We ALL had a favorite toy or two...or many...
And now- they're gone, or stuffed in the attic.
Christmases, Channukahs, Birthdays...Nostalgia Galore- Favorite Toys, folks?

I realize a good deal of Americans are likely moderate on this issue, but nevertheless, this has certainly affected me dearly in my life so far- in other countries, it seems, theological/philosophical ideas are more accepted in the mainstream; you may have your opinion, but you at least take into account all sides seriously. In America it seems to be more polarizing, "we're 100% right, full stop," especially on the Fundamentalist and Atheist platforms- WHY?

A new World Diplomacy IX game has been started!
A 20-point game, with a password: What is the movement leading to the Global Age?

That's it

I know very strange but here goes.

Just because I'm American doesn't mean I can't like rugby, but I don't know which version of rugby to prefer. I'm leaning towards Rugby Union but I want to hear what everyone here thinks.

So I'm currently in the big easy for a week off, anybody have any suggestions for where I should go to eat? I'm living in the French Quarter, and I leave for home on saturday, any ideas?

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=32576

Is there anyone here from Germany or who speaks fluent German that would be willing to video chat with me and help me learn it? If so, post here or shoot me an email. Thanks! :)

Serious users only

post on this thread if anyone is up for a live game

gameID=32433
50
Committed players please.

Inside

Would anyone be interested in starting a league for players with less than 200 total starting in september?

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=32485#gamePanel

Analysis and comments?

You should try the buffet at Hollywood Casino in Lawrenceburg, IN.

We're playing an instant game for Der Krieg!

5 minute live game starts in 4 minutes, need 2

In live games, make the page automatically refresh every five seconds if you have already finalized your orders. That way I don't have to sit here pressing F5 waiting for people to finalize.

I am going on holiday from the 4th of July until the 30th and so would need a sitter.
Criteria:
Mastermind+, willing to put in time for my games. PM me.

http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=32506

http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=32504