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Helljumper (277 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
What exactly is gunboat?
I'm still kinda new here, anyone mind telling me what gunboat is?
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denis (622 D)
29 Nov 09 UTC
Pink Floyd is Fucking Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment, stories, favorites, and anything else Pink Floyd
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denis (622 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
That took a while! phew!
I won my first game finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MercuryEnigma (517 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Traditional Diplomacy
gameID=16152
Nothing fancy. Classic Diplomacy the way it should be played.
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ava2790 (270 D (S))
01 Dec 09 UTC
Imperial Domination
Slow 'Colonial Variant' game. 5 D buy in, pretty long phases. Just want to try this new map out.
http://goondip.com/board.php?gameID=130
(Note - you have to copy and paste the whole link in your browser)
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gjdip (650 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
If you're bored waiting for the next turn
http://english.pobediteli.ru/index.html

Very well done.
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Maniac (580 D (B))
01 Dec 09 UTC
Hatches, Matches and Dispatches.
I've noticed a trend in posting announcements of births, deaths, birthdays etc on here, so thought we could keep them all together here?
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MReuter (100 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Hi, I just joined!
And I'm a girl, my boyfriend showed me this :)
What's up?
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TheBorg (0 D X)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Irritating move in gunboat game
Hello to all Diplomacy-Experts,
please have a look to the game gameID=15723 and the Turkish support for the italian convoy in 1903. Is this a normal move? Could Turkey anticipate this?
Thanks a lot for your comments.
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kestasjk (133 D Mod (P))
28 Nov 09 UTC
A favor from a US citizen?
If you're a US citizen who feels like doing a favor for a few bucks check inside please!
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Perry6006 (5171 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Live game - join now ! 10D WTA , 5 min
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16139
Lets have a Go!
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denis (622 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Why is prince2 in two leages?
?!?!
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StevenC. (783 D)
26 Nov 09 UTC
New Diplomacy 8: The Hapsburgs
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=15926
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masterninja (251 D X)
01 Dec 09 UTC
New game! LIVE
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16132
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denis (622 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Stats
who here feels that if only they could erase the first couple of games their record would look a lot better!
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Crazyter (1335 D (G))
30 Nov 09 UTC
LIve Game with Denis - Rematch
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16119

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denis (622 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
One last live game if youre up for it
whos on and whos up for one
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Thucydides (869 D (B))
01 Dec 09 UTC
Invictus
They made a movie named after you!
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`ZaZaMaRaNDaBo` (1930 D)
25 Nov 09 UTC
Shin-Dig Diplomacy
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denis (622 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Anyone hear have anything to say about Progressive education?
Education is the thirties in general
please includes links if you have any good info
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obiwanobiwan (250 D)
28 Nov 09 UTC
So Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, and Richard Dawkins Walk Into A Bar...
Using that line as the opener... best joke wins! ;)
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obiwanobiwan (250 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
What happened to L. Ron Hubbard?
Thucydides (869 D (B))
30 Nov 09 UTC
lol the best of this joke would be the one that ends with dawkins saying "i dont believe this!"

So I guess... Moses is busy impressing the ladies by turning his staff into a snake... meanwhile Jesus is talking to the depressed guy in the corner about living water, Muhammad is yelling at the top of his lungs about alcohol. Dawkins comes in late for a meeting with an old drinking buddy and, upon seeing the scene, exclaims, "unbelievable!"

I dunno. It was worth a shot.

Invictus' made me laugh though.
SteevoKun (555 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, and Richard Dawkins walk into a bar...

Moses starts complaining about how the Jews won't listen to him, "I spent my life trying to get my people to unify and build up this great plot of land with filled lush farmland that's right on the sea, but instead they've spent centuries moving around in little groups."

Jesus chimes in, "I know what you mean! I taught my followers about self-sacrifice and helping others, but it seems like the only thing they want to sacrifice is other people's happiness and safety!"

Nodding his head, Mohammad chimes in, "I know what you mean! I tried to teach my people to unite no matter who they are or where they came from, but all they're doing now is killing others because they disagree with them or look different and fighting each other over what they claim I said!"

The three then look at Richard Dawkins, who raises his eyebrow and says, "Me? I just wish as many people would buy my book as buy your books."
obiwanobiwan (250 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
THAT is a good one SteevoKun... :D
SteevoKun (555 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Thanks. :)

Thought I'd try to disparage as many people as possible in one fell swoop. ;)
paulyork64 (385 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
jesus says to dawkins - "if i don't exist how come i made you walk and talk properly"
dawkins "that's steven hawkins you pillock!"
figlesquidge (2131 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Come on, thats *just* offensive paul :S Joke doesn't even work!
Toby Bartels (350 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Paul York's joke seems like an oblique reference to
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Of course, Hawking is an atheist too, so naturally Jesus wouldn't heal him.
Toby Bartels (350 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
A vote for SteevoKun.

Someone wrote last page:

>Evolution seems to be such an obvious fact but why can't it be part of God's design.

This is what most Christians that I know in meatspace believe, along with at least the two most recent Popes.
paulyork64 (385 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
moses, jesus, mohammed and richard dawkins walk into a bar. they all drink far too much and wake up on the floor of the bar the next morning with stinking hangovers. "has anyone got any paracetemol" says jesus. moses replies "well i've got these two tablets......"
Ursa (669 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
LOL
SteevoKun (555 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Nice one, paul - the one about the tablets is funny at least. =P
Moses, Jesus, Muhammed, and Richard Dawkins walk into a bar, but Moses and Jesus duck. They proceed to laugh at Muhammed and Richard Dawkins.


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masterninja (251 D X)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Live game- True December
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16125

10 to join, 5 mins turns
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Thucydides (869 D (B))
30 Nov 09 UTC
Something fun I like to do:
I like to scroll through the move history and track to see what happened to my initial starting units (especially in long games). Some of their campaigns are quite amazing!
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Krious (0 D X)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Join Live Diplomacy
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16124

Good luck to all.
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Helljumper (277 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Live Game!
Anyone interested?
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The Big Doak (100 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Finally I won my first game! And a live game at that...
After being on here for almost 5 months I've finally won a game. Surprising to me, it was a live game -- the first one I've ever played. Check it out if you'd like: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16092

Does anyone else feel like live games are easier in a way?
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John Galt (102 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Bug Report
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=15312

Russia eliminated, but still has an army in Ukraine after unit-placing. (Player list indicates elimination; I didn't just miss a center.)
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doofman (100 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
anyone playing in Pantomine Paradise, it is gunboat, dont private message other people
i am not mentioning names, but dont, against the spirit
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Thucydides (869 D (B))
30 Nov 09 UTC
I have asked this question at least twice before... forgive me.
Rules question.
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Puddle (409 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Live game starts in 15 please join.
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16109
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