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lol the best of this joke would be the one that ends with dawkins saying "i dont believe this!"
So I guess... Moses is busy impressing the ladies by turning his staff into a snake... meanwhile Jesus is talking to the depressed guy in the corner about living water, Muhammad is yelling at the top of his lungs about alcohol. Dawkins comes in late for a meeting with an old drinking buddy and, upon seeing the scene, exclaims, "unbelievable!"
Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, and Richard Dawkins walk into a bar...
Moses starts complaining about how the Jews won't listen to him, "I spent my life trying to get my people to unify and build up this great plot of land with filled lush farmland that's right on the sea, but instead they've spent centuries moving around in little groups."
Jesus chimes in, "I know what you mean! I taught my followers about self-sacrifice and helping others, but it seems like the only thing they want to sacrifice is other people's happiness and safety!"
Nodding his head, Mohammad chimes in, "I know what you mean! I tried to teach my people to unite no matter who they are or where they came from, but all they're doing now is killing others because they disagree with them or look different and fighting each other over what they claim I said!"
The three then look at Richard Dawkins, who raises his eyebrow and says, "Me? I just wish as many people would buy my book as buy your books."
moses, jesus, mohammed and richard dawkins walk into a bar. they all drink far too much and wake up on the floor of the bar the next morning with stinking hangovers. "has anyone got any paracetemol" says jesus. moses replies "well i've got these two tablets......"
Finally I won my first game! And a live game at that...
After being on here for almost 5 months I've finally won a game. Surprising to me, it was a live game -- the first one I've ever played. Check it out if you'd like: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16092
Does anyone else feel like live games are easier in a way?