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`ZaZaMaRaNDaBo` (1922 D)
25 Nov 09 UTC
Shin-Dig Diplomacy
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denis (343 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Anyone hear have anything to say about Progressive education?
Education is the thirties in general
please includes links if you have any good info
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obiwanobiwan (247 D)
28 Nov 09 UTC
So Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, and Richard Dawkins Walk Into A Bar...
Using that line as the opener... best joke wins! ;)
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obiwanobiwan (247 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
What happened to L. Ron Hubbard?
Thucydides (965 D (B))
30 Nov 09 UTC
lol the best of this joke would be the one that ends with dawkins saying "i dont believe this!"

So I guess... Moses is busy impressing the ladies by turning his staff into a snake... meanwhile Jesus is talking to the depressed guy in the corner about living water, Muhammad is yelling at the top of his lungs about alcohol. Dawkins comes in late for a meeting with an old drinking buddy and, upon seeing the scene, exclaims, "unbelievable!"

I dunno. It was worth a shot.

Invictus' made me laugh though.
SteevoKun (555 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, and Richard Dawkins walk into a bar...

Moses starts complaining about how the Jews won't listen to him, "I spent my life trying to get my people to unify and build up this great plot of land with filled lush farmland that's right on the sea, but instead they've spent centuries moving around in little groups."

Jesus chimes in, "I know what you mean! I taught my followers about self-sacrifice and helping others, but it seems like the only thing they want to sacrifice is other people's happiness and safety!"

Nodding his head, Mohammad chimes in, "I know what you mean! I tried to teach my people to unite no matter who they are or where they came from, but all they're doing now is killing others because they disagree with them or look different and fighting each other over what they claim I said!"

The three then look at Richard Dawkins, who raises his eyebrow and says, "Me? I just wish as many people would buy my book as buy your books."
obiwanobiwan (247 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
THAT is a good one SteevoKun... :D
SteevoKun (555 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Thanks. :)

Thought I'd try to disparage as many people as possible in one fell swoop. ;)
paulyork64 (385 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
jesus says to dawkins - "if i don't exist how come i made you walk and talk properly"
dawkins "that's steven hawkins you pillock!"
figlesquidge (2131 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Come on, thats *just* offensive paul :S Joke doesn't even work!
Toby Bartels (350 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Paul York's joke seems like an oblique reference to
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Of course, Hawking is an atheist too, so naturally Jesus wouldn't heal him.
Toby Bartels (350 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
A vote for SteevoKun.

Someone wrote last page:

>Evolution seems to be such an obvious fact but why can't it be part of God's design.

This is what most Christians that I know in meatspace believe, along with at least the two most recent Popes.
paulyork64 (385 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
moses, jesus, mohammed and richard dawkins walk into a bar. they all drink far too much and wake up on the floor of the bar the next morning with stinking hangovers. "has anyone got any paracetemol" says jesus. moses replies "well i've got these two tablets......"
Ursa (669 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
LOL
SteevoKun (555 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Nice one, paul - the one about the tablets is funny at least. =P
Moses, Jesus, Muhammed, and Richard Dawkins walk into a bar, but Moses and Jesus duck. They proceed to laugh at Muhammed and Richard Dawkins.


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masterninja (251 D X)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Live game- True December
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16125

10 to join, 5 mins turns
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Thucydides (965 D (B))
30 Nov 09 UTC
Something fun I like to do:
I like to scroll through the move history and track to see what happened to my initial starting units (especially in long games). Some of their campaigns are quite amazing!
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Krious (100 D X)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Join Live Diplomacy
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16124

Good luck to all.
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Helljumper (277 D)
01 Dec 09 UTC
Live Game!
Anyone interested?
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The Big Doak (100 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Finally I won my first game! And a live game at that...
After being on here for almost 5 months I've finally won a game. Surprising to me, it was a live game -- the first one I've ever played. Check it out if you'd like: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16092

Does anyone else feel like live games are easier in a way?
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John Galt (102 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Bug Report
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=15312

Russia eliminated, but still has an army in Ukraine after unit-placing. (Player list indicates elimination; I didn't just miss a center.)
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doofman (100 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
anyone playing in Pantomine Paradise, it is gunboat, dont private message other people
i am not mentioning names, but dont, against the spirit
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Thucydides (965 D (B))
30 Nov 09 UTC
I have asked this question at least twice before... forgive me.
Rules question.
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Puddle (372 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Live game starts in 15 please join.
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16109
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Geofram (245 D (B))
30 Nov 09 UTC
Monday Live Game?
Looking to play some afternoon diplomacy. Press or gunboat, WTA, prefer not to be anonymous. Any interest?
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Puddle (372 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Live Game, for real this time
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Puddle (372 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Making a live game, please com join
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Kamen (1878 D (S))
30 Nov 09 UTC
New units are unvisible
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=15564
New builds are not visible on the small map, only on the big one.
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rlumley (0 D X)
30 Nov 09 UTC
So for some reason...
One of my games shows that a message was sent on Dec 2nd. Obviously, that's wrong...
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jman777 (407 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Reality and our own perceptions/@Draugner/Come read my blog
See inside.
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Perry6006 (5171 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Live game - join NOW!
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16096
Let's have a go!
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stratagos (3269 D (S))
30 Nov 09 UTC
Map glitch: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=14558
For some reason the new builds do not appear on the small map
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EvilGrass (116 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Care to join our game?
Care to join our game? You might be able to grab some points easily!
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BlackProstitute (15 D X)
23 Nov 09 UTC
Leavin a game?
How can you leave one? I can't seem to find out
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Thucydides (965 D (B))
13 Nov 09 UTC
Elections for WebDiplomacy President!
First we take nominees, and then vote! Or something. I just randomly had this idea lol. Take it wherever you want.
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MadMarx (30174 D (G))
30 Nov 09 UTC
This website is making me SOOO ANGRY!!!!
When I get to typing fast it trips out on me, changes to a different site in my address book and I've lost SOOO many messages, and not short messages either, can anyone HELP ME?!?!
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Helljumper (277 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Looking for Players for Live Game!
If anyones interested let me know :)
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Helljumper (277 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
Live Game!
Join now! Game starts in 30 minutes. gameID=16085
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fetteper (1448 D)
29 Nov 09 UTC
meta-gaming?
would this fall under the category of cheating meta-gaming? 2 players allying in all games that player 1 has been in. Also, they admit to know each other and have never made any attacks on each other...what do you think? gameID=16054 players: zyankali and knuut
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ag7433 (1567 D)
25 Nov 09 UTC
Tempermental, Polarizing, Explosive
I'd like to create a global chat game of a few of the the rudest, easily angered personalities on the site. It should be entertaining.

Anyone interested?
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Jamiet99uk (84 D (B))
30 Nov 09 UTC
Forum error
I was just browsing the forum when I got this error message:
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cteno4 (120 D)
30 Nov 09 UTC
What do you miss about the old Forum?
I, personally, miss all those posts asking Kestas to draw a game :)
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