Oh, subscribe to? Dammit, I just wanted to list conspiracy theories I thought were funny. I guess I’ll find solace in knowing about the lizard people, even though that’s not a conspiracy theory.

I have loved Illuminati conspiracy theories ever since I read the Illuminatus trilogy in high school. I hunted down a picture of Adam Weishaupt in the pre internet days. One of my treasured possessions is the magazine about the Illuminati I got from the crazy John Birchers outside the Mesa library in 1995.

Having said that... I think almost every conspiracy theory is BS. Conspiracy theories are for people who can’t handle the sloppy randomness that is life.

(psst - please keep disbelieving in the illuminati - it's what they want ...) ;-)

Moon landing was real, although if the mission was a failure, they were considering faking it to keep patriotism up.
The Illuminati kind of, but not in the sense of a secret one world government, but that powerful people are secretly pulling the strings in many places. Big oil, big pharma, and the bankers are some of them.
Most of the mainstream media is funded by the same powerful people.
Russians aren't the bad guys behind everything despite what the mainstream media propaganda wants you to think, Villainizing a different country is the same trick they've always been using.
Haven't figured out what to think about GMOs yet.
Climate change is happening but most of the hysteria around it is ill-informed and a lot of politicians are using it to gain more power and their solutions aren't actually going to help anything.
9/11's official story doesn't add up with reality. Dunno why they can't just give an official story that makes sense. Such a tragedy.
The holocaust happened and it's terrifying, but it's not a unique occurrence in history.
The western establishment has spent decades destabilizing the middle-east and ticking off the people who live there by killing their families, so the people there (who happen to be muslims) are now pretty upset at America.
Aliens very obviously exist. I could go more in depth on this one but it probably deserves a separate thread.
Planet x? Is this the theory that the astroid belt used to be a planet and got destroyed by planet x? Dunno much about this one.
Vaccines work great and are wonderful in theory. But there's a lot of corruption in the industry so look at each vaccine case-by-case. Most are good, but a few had not been researched well enough at all before being given the go ahead to insert into people's bodies.
Chemtrails: google Agent Orange. and others
Flat earth lol
Obama who cares dunno
Deep state. See Illuminati.
Fluoride is toxic. What's the point of putting it in our water? We get enough to keep our teeth clean from our toothpaste. (But I haven't looked into this one that much to be fair)

How could you not mention the JFK assassination btw?

okay so theres alot here but take a deep breath

the jews are a conspiracy to rig college football

the world really did end in 2012

gordon ramsay bangs men

valis really is on the rowing team at princeton

ghug and peter wiggan are lovers

vecna is actually nils holgersson, a swedish boy who rides geese

God isnt real

Jesus was actually not real the romans made him up to sell books

99% of all wars are just America paying people to be douchebags to justify invasions

your donation money for webdiplomacy actually funds mod lap dances and disturbing sexual escapades with horses

No one has every actually solo'd a sum of squares game. the site just pretends thats the best scoring system

captainmeme is actually a unicorn

mafia on webdip is a conspiracy to help dairy queen

flouride is fun

the earth is round, the flat eath people are secretly flatworm based organisms

9/11 we did blow up the world trade because it was point of no return, but the actual attack was not pre-planned

chemtrails is just people not understanding basic cirrus clouds

the holocaust happened, and if you dont think it did, fuck you

Obama was actually the greatest partial muslim leader to ever lead any country in human history

fuck flouride

fuck fluminator for some reason

climate change is real, and republicans are dumb

russia just sucks, and so does america

we really did land on the moon, and we really havent done anything great since

I believe in the Russian meddling in our election.
Aliens exist, whether the US has made contact is not something I speculate but aliens do exist.
Ancient civilizations had much better technology than credited and I believe it possible that the human story involves alien intervention but more likely that we simply have not recorded millennia of human development.

I believe there is more to the JFK assassination but once it is discovered I think a statute of limitations should apply to our anger and response. If we discover that France orchestrated the whole thing; we shouldn’t end all business with France. (I use France because there are quite a few real possibility and it isn’t really one of them.)

I also believe that the richest most powerful people do their best to control our media, progress, and evolution as a species.

"ghug and peter wiggan are lovers"

You spelled his name wrong but yes.

I don't just believe... It is proven (!) that Zultar is an illuminati who put the alien Trump at the head of the USA with the support of Webdip Muslim Russian players after the 9/11 organised by JFK a few months before his hidden suicide so that him (reincarnated) in Gore can divert us with climate reheating to organise the invasion of North Korea as a bridgehead against China after the atomic bombing of Japan by UFO's.

But this is nothing in comparison with the fact it is always the belt holder who gets Austria !

The new Jamiet is not really Jamiet at all but a mod using his account under zultar's orders. After convincing everyone that zultar is reasonable and forgiving and an all round diamond geezer, the Jamiet account will be quietly retired for good.

What counts as a conspiracy, anyway? The US has the world's largest unofficial store of heavy water hidden in xxxxxx. There is an international conspiracy to fix oil prices. For the first time in half a century Russia didn't rig a US election and left it entirely to the American people, with disastrous consequences.

I believe that the 47 Richest people on the planet who "own " half of the worlds wealth ( falt fact WHO documnt look it up) control us all in exchange for power we cannnot imagine.

AI already exists we are too dumb to see it.

WEBDIP is actually real for the tanks and ships and we are gods.

Coke- Cola and Pepsi are the same company underneath .

The universe began with a BING BONG not bang ( which explains a hell of lot really).

GODS live and die ..

The USA is actually the Worlds lunatic asylumn ..

EMOJIS are alien comunications gone bad.

:-) :-D :-P :-}

the sky god watches us

IF capt M. is a unicorn, can a virgin capture him ?
There are no virgins in the USA in Yanqi territory and the seedier areas of Dixie.
The Warren Commission reporr is "cacata" paper.
Umberto Eco's FOUCAULT'S PENDULUM has more truths than The National Enquirer
All Cretans - men from Crete - are Liars & I'm from Crete
W V Quine admitted that his symbolic Logic system contains an error (or 2)
Unicorns and mermaids will survive us but the cockroaches and sharks will succumb to the next Ice Age but one.

Capt. Brad sold military secrets to the Japanese.

Cpt. Mike ran a man over with a gas powered jeep on Isla Nubar

KansasBoyd is actually a member of the westboro baptist church

you can stop now brainbomb

You’re the last person who can tell him to stop saying anything lmao

you can stop too pradoeh

https://m.imgur.com/6LlqCea

I'm not one for conspiracies all I'm saying is no one has ever seen Violent J and Guy Fieri in the same place at the same time...

You left off:

The Men in Black hired an actor to be Saddam Hussein.
We're in the End of Days and that's why the Republicans are letting the world get ruined.
Trump's building the wall to keep us in and not them out.

NMRs are a "huge problem" at WebDiplomacy

The DPRK is actually a utopia

There's a lot of actual conspiracies out there and the phrase "Conspiracy Theorist" was dreamt up by the deep state to discredit anyone who was poking around where they shouldn't as a crackpot loon in order to keep evidence of the systematic corruption of institutional government and media power by self-interested, bad-faith, big money collectives.

... from the public eye.

The video game industry is grooming children for gambling

The JFK, Mary Pinchot Meyer, LSD theory is a pretty fun one.

US gun manufacturers control the NRA and use political donations to prevent politicians from enacting any reasonable improvements to gun control laws.

The gambling industry uses advertising to create the false impression that gambling is glamorous and that gamblers are far more likely to win than lose.