You might be right Octavious..So..
Hitler has only one brass ball,
Goering has two, but very small,
Himmler has something similar,
And Goebbels, has no balls,at all.
Although to be historically accurate, it was Goering who had damaged testicles/wedding tackle. He was shot in the groin in the failed "putsch" when Hitler was arrested, went to jail and write Mein Kampf. Goering went/fled to Italy, where his wounds were "treated" and that's when he became a morphine addict. Later when the Nazis came to power, Goering was involved in one of the earliest occasions that "artificial insemination" was successfully performed with humans. Nazi doctors extracted semen from Goering's damaged genitals, and successfully impregnated his wife. Several times.
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