Fellow Counsellors! Kench here, I have just pulled the entire team out of the crater – we are camped out here for now until the Council decides what to do, but we’ve made a couple of pretty interesting discoveries.
First off, I found a handful of plastic Cypriot coins here. Also, the largest remaining piece of metal from whatever it was that crashed here looks like it had some sort of insignia on the side – it could be the Cypriot flag (but I wouldn’t bet on it).
Secondly – and more importantly – under the surface layers of sand and other rock, there is what seems to be a gigantic seam of Serbium (Agent Scarn must have missed the news the day we discovered and subsequently named our new ore). Obviously, we won’t know exactly how big it is until we have an opportunity to excavate, but it is very clearly the same type of orange metallic-hued rock throughout this entire crater. It is extremely densely packed.
I’m no scientist, but is it possible that this ore creates its own magnetic field and that the sheer density of this seam pulled a Cypriot escape pod out of the sky, causing it to crash land here instead of landing safely? That doesn’t explain why we haven’t all been sucked into it (there’s plenty of metal in our guns, gas masks, hunting knives…), unless there’s any way that the pull effected on the object is increased as the size of the object itself increases. Equally, is there any way that could explain our difficulty contacting one another from inside the crater, or the Brain’s inability to perform a life scan of the area? I don’t know enough about all this – it’s all conjecture. But it struck me that we know that Serbium has magnetic properties, we’ve simply never discovered it in such quantities before (our first mine has depleted in only eight phases).
I’ve a feeling that if we can get our teleportation tech up and running, we could have found an exceedingly valuable source of the only ore that makes it possible.
Which might, of course, be yet another reason that SpaceX wants us out of the picture – the minute we discovered the ore it must have been extrapolating all of the possibilities.
I need some advice pronto on what we do next. And also on what we do with those dead bodies. If they definitely are from the zombie-infested Cypriot colony, then we may have some trouble getting to the ore…