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Jacob63831 (160 D)
30 May 17 UTC
Give me your "best" puns
The best ones PUNish the people who read it
bo_sox48 (4293 D Mod (G))
30 May 17 UTC
no pat
Jacob63831 (160 D)
30 May 17 UTC
Not a pun ^
Oztra (30 D X)
31 May 17 UTC
yes pat
good churchie memes still running about
zingers
jason4747 (119 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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Why are Diplomacy players emotionally draining friends?
BohemianRapCity (100 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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What would a hill of cats be called?

A meowtain.
Jacob63831 (160 D)
31 May 17 UTC
What do you call cars who try to make a thread go to the top in webdip?
BUMPer cars
Jacob63831 (160 D)
31 May 17 UTC
Bump
Ogion (3943 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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A couple adopted a pair or twins who had been fostered in Spain and morrocco, Amal, and Juan. The boys grew up happy and went to college and moved away. Juan proved to be a dutiful son who frequently wrote to his parents and sent picture. Amal was somewhat less communicative and only sent the occasional postcard. Their mother was upset by this and the lack of photos of Amal in his travels. Her husband consoled her saying "come on! They're twins! They look alike. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"
Ogion (3943 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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Two Inuit were out fishing in their boat one day and it started to get cold. One of them hit on the idea of starting a fire in the boat, which they did and the boat promptly caught fire and sank, proving you can have your kayak and heat it too.
Ogion (3943 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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A man who was an inveterate punster sent a list of gen puns to each of his friends hoping to get a laugh out of some of them. Unfortunately, his friends didn't like puns, so no pun in ten did.
Ogion (3943 D)
31 May 17 UTC
Err, can't have your kayak...
brainbomb (474 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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Die in a fire
brainbomb (474 D)
31 May 17 UTC
Too intemse?
Ogion (3943 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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Once upon a time in the old west, there was a sleepy dusty town, with one street and an old yellow dog who always lay in that one street. One day the townsfolk got word a vicious gunslinger was on his way so they shuttered up the windows and hid. The town street was empty except the dog. As the gun slinger strode into town he came up to the dog and stopped and instead of going around he said. "Dog. Get out of my way". But the dog was ornery so he just lay there. Then the gunslinger said "dog I've told you once, which is one more time than I tell most people, now get out of my way!" But the dog just lay there, so the gunslinger took out his gun and shot a ring of bullets around the dog. But the dog just lay there. "So the gunslinger said. "For the last time, get out of my way!" But the dog still lay there because it was his street so the gunslinger shot the dog in the foot at which the dog jumped up and ran limping and yelping out of town. The gunslinger watched him run off and headed into the saloon where he terrorized the town for a month. Then one day while the gunslinger was playing poker, the saloon doors flew open and there stood the dog in his Stetson, and this Tony lama boots and his colt 45s in his gun belt and he looked around and said. "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
slypups (1639 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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Reptilian puns:
What do you call an alligator that shows up out of nowhere? An instigator.
What do you call an alligator sporting putting on a fine sleeveless garment for the upper body? An investigator.
What do you call an alligator running around on fire in a courtroom? A litigator.
What do you call an alligator in the water? A navigator.
What do you call an alligator lobbyist in DC? A K-man.
What do you call a thieving alligator? A crookodile.
slypups (1639 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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To be more specific, I suppose those ^ are all crocodilian puns
jason4747 (119 D)
31 May 17 UTC
Why are Diplomacy players emotionally draining friends?

They always need "support"
Jacob63831 (160 D)
31 May 17 UTC
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What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backwards

A receding hare line
teacon7 (306 D)
31 May 17 UTC
If a Force occurs when a Mass undergoes acceleration, is being a Jedi like being Roman Catholic, but... faster?
teacon7 (306 D)
31 May 17 UTC
Who was the shortest man in the bible?

-You might be tempted to think of Zaccheaus, who repented of his corrupt tax collection and returned fourfold what he had stolen, but no....

-If you recall, when the people of God were in captivity in Babylon-and-then-Persia, the cupbearer to King Atartaxes of Persia asked that they be able to return, and led the people back to rebuild the holy temple. The name of this shorter man was, of course, knee-high-miah.

-But even he wasn't the shortest. When Job lost everything but his faith, the book by the same name records the philosophical discussion as to how to deal with suffering. Job's friends gathered around to give commiserate and give him what we find out later was bad advice. One of them was indeed shorter than the rest... Bildad the shoe-height.
slypups (1639 D)
31 May 17 UTC
What do you call a dermatologist who moonlights as an Uber driver, stuffing his Jaguar full of Uber pool fares to the fascination of all?

A taxidermist.
Smokey Gem (204 D)
01 Jun 17 UTC
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Three baby goats went into a bahh and asked the bahh man for 3 beers and a whisky,

The bahh man said I cant serve you... your just kids .


( drops mike )
jason4747 (119 D)
02 Jun 17 UTC
Is a non-productive unit in western Germany a Munich Eunuch?
LeonWalras (402 D)
06 Jun 17 UTC
Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.
slypups (1639 D)
06 Jun 17 UTC
Which president is tops at bridge and spades card games?

Too easy....


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Hauta (1502 D (S))
02 Jun 17 UTC
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Will America ever realize the German Dream?
The average German citizen enjoys good healthcare and a high standard of living. The average American is struggling.
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ishirkmywork (1462 D)
05 Jun 17 UTC
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This is not a complaint -- just observing
What are people's thoughts on the effects on player behavior when operating under Sum-of-Squares scoring? I feel like I've noticed an increase in land grabbing and selfish alliance play when using this scoring. It has been more difficult to convince an ally with more centers to spread the wealth for a stronger, mutual alliance. Agree?
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yavuzovic (284 D)
04 Jun 17 UTC
webdiplomacy.com?????
We can enter vdiplomacy from vdiplomacy.com or vdiplomacy.net . But if we write webdiplomacy.com , we will see something about domains. Webdiplomacy.com is for sale. This pages URL is we..cy.net. What is these domains and what is we..cy.com?
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Scrub (241 D)
04 Jun 17 UTC
Fleet Builds Only
So I was chilling in bed the other day when I got this idea. I started a game on the standard map, cause I thought it would be interesting. I know that Austria-Hungary would get screwed but I was just wondering what the strategies would be.
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UmbrellaLover (100 D)
23 May 17 UTC
Guide for 17 player map?
Hello, I'm thinking about joining a 17 person map, but I have no clue if there are any strategies for this sort of thing. Everything that I've found so far, unless super general, relates to the 7 country map. Are there any guides or tips you could give me so that I'm more prepared for this map? Thanks!
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swagdaddy69 (100 D)
05 Jun 17 UTC
Live Game this afternoon
Hi guys hoping to get a live game going Tuesday afternoon. Here is the game link

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=200053
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Randomizer (100 D)
04 Jun 17 UTC
Not taking the draw
What do players think when everyone wants to draw except the player with the least units?
2 replies
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CAPT Brad (40 D X)
01 Jun 17 UTC
Covfefe
Is this a new SNAFU or BOHICA?
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CommanderByron (619 D Mod (S))
02 Jun 17 UTC
Interesting thought
If you have a cell phone type the word : "Diplomacy"
Then keep hitting your phones first suggestion until your message loops. Interesting to see how long/short or varied peoples lists will be.
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Oztra (30 D X)
31 May 17 UTC
What do people do outside of webDip?
Do people actually have lives outside of this game? What do people actually pursue with their existence? Who has the worst job? All of these burning questions, just waiting to be answered.
55 replies
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brainbomb (474 D)
31 May 17 UTC
Trump pulls out
It appears the days where America cared about polar bears, rising sea levels, emissions, and trying to be a leader in changing our dying planet.... has all come to an end. RIP Earth.
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leon1122 (211 D)
03 Jun 17 UTC
Interesting thought
If you have a cell phone type the word : "President"
Then hit the first suggestion and press submit.
Interesting to who everyone's most talked-about President is.
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captainmeme (849 D Mod)
29 May 17 UTC
WebDiplomacy Survivor - Final Tribal Council
35 days ago, 21 castaways begun their journey in the webDiplomacy version of the famous reality game show. Now, only three - Balki Bartokomous, DemonOverlord, Fluminator - remain, and all have fought tooth and nail to make it this far.

The final victor will be decided by eleven of the players they voted out, and this is their opportunity to sway votes their way. Welcome to Final Tribal.
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CAPT Brad (40 D X)
03 Jun 17 UTC
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Colleges Celebrate Diversity With Separate Commencements
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/02/us/black-commencement-harvard.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=photo-spot-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0
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PhoenixFeathers13 (100 D)
03 Jun 17 UTC
2 Players needed
Help! We need two more players for a fun unranked game! http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=199852
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swagdaddy69 (100 D)
02 Jun 17 UTC
Interest in playing a live game this afternoon
Trying to get a live game going 5 minute turn. Willing to draw or pause whenever.
3 replies
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Valis2501 (1915 D (G))
02 Jun 17 UTC
And here's the weather
https://weather.com/
5 replies
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Clownie (295 D)
02 Jun 17 UTC
Supporting others against your own unit
I'll be circumspect about the description, for obvious reasons (game's ongoing, in case it wasn't sufficiently obvious). See below.
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LeonWalras (402 D)
02 Jun 17 UTC
Autocomplete public press
Basically the idea is to provide you with a centre so we can work together. The only press is public commitment to attack Italy. Every sentence may be in Gascony and the other games. The rest is autocompleted to find out what kind of player is required.
15 replies
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CommanderByron (619 D Mod (S))
01 Jun 17 UTC
Most offensive thread.
See inside.
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CommanderByron (619 D Mod (S))
01 Jun 17 UTC
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Should this thread be locked?
See inside.
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Hellenic Riot (1574 D (G))
02 Jun 17 UTC
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June GR Published
https://sites.google.com/site/phpdiplomacytournaments/theghost-ratingslist
4 replies
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Jamiet99uk (106 D)
01 Jun 17 UTC
America doesn't care about Earth
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, every cunt who voted for him. America is a force for evil. You need to be fucking obliterated.
24 replies
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brainbomb (474 D)
01 Jun 17 UTC
Official Greatest Food Tournament Thread
See inside oven for details...
5 replies
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CptMike (3577 D)
25 May 17 UTC
Survey - Diplomacy boardgame
I was just wondering... 100 % of us play on webDiplomacy.net. But how many of us have the boardgame, with the wooden blocks for the armies and boats... ?
77 replies
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Valis2501 (1915 D (G))
24 May 17 UTC
webDiplomacy F2F tournament in MA, USA
We're only 4 months out from Boston Massacre folks, so now is the time to start making plans! If you're even remotely interested, please reach out to me so I can persuade you. And if you're very interested, go to www.BostonMassacreDiplomacy.com to register!
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CommanderByron (619 D Mod (S))
01 Jun 17 UTC
"Trump pulls out" thread innuendo masked as title
The thread regarding trump leaving the Paris accords. Could be viewed very much as a slighted innuendo of Trumps past. He has been accused of some sketchy things. Discuss.
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Jacob63831 (160 D)
30 May 17 UTC
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Don't click on this
Really just don't
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Valis2501 (1915 D (G))
31 May 17 UTC
Is it true that covfefe = 0.99999 repeating?
You don't know shit about the covfefe
Bo is the covfefe
JMO gonna bring down the covfefe hammer
Have you heard the tale of Plagueis the Covfefe
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