"Widely pushes out Russian passports into foreign territory"
If someone wants to become a Russian citizen, what is the matter with that?
"uses subversion tactics to convince small territories they want to be part of Russia so he can claim national determinism when he inevitably moves in to try and take over"
Subversion of what? Of unconstitutional governments? Tell me, if the South overthrows the government in Washington D.C. today and establishes a new federal government through a coup, would you be so opposed to Vermont seceding and joining Canada? That is essentially what happened in Ukraine.
"Perhaps a little too domineering of the political scene. United Russia essentially belongs to Putin, and through it he owns the country and can do just about anything, like rewrite part of the constitution that hinders his career"
If Putin has 82% approval, his party is obviously going to gravitate towards him. Since his party has a supermajority (elected to the Duma by the Russian people), United Russia is free to amend the constitution just like a supermajority in Congress would be able to.
"From a news source I believe you trust (since you've cited it before):
http://www.breitbart.com/faith/2016/07/10/putin-signs-measure-revoking-religious-freedom/
"Russian President Vladimir Putin signed legislation this week that severely restricts freedom of religion by prohibiting any religious speech or evangelization outside of places of worship."
(That was this July)"
No, I do not automatically trust what Breitbart says. For this particular case, all the major news outlets had the same narrative, that the Yarovaya Law prohibits religious activity outside of church. This narrative highlights the media misinformation better than anything I could have provided myself. The narrative on this law is utterly and flagrantly false, and I suspect they all got their "information" from one source without actually reading the law. Nowhere does the law say that individuals can't congregate with fellow believers to discuss their faith. It actually prevents missionaries from converting people outside the church. For more information, see https://www.quora.com/Why-did-Putin-sign-the-new-anti-terror-law-that-makes-it-illegal-for-Russians-to-discuss-their-religious-beliefs-outside-of-a-church, and to read a translation of the actual law, see http://www.sga.org/download/English-translation-of-Russian-anti-evangelism-law.-web-version.pdf. The media is just trying to discredit Putin as a conservative leader by misleading the readers.
"Notice none of the above points criticize his employment of conservative social values, so I'm really dodging a propaganda bullet there."
Of course the media tries to paint Putin as corrupt and tyrannical rather than just conservative because conservatism is just a political leaning.
"Just don't go around saying people, especially world leaders, are perfect or miracles of God, k?"
I'm not saying he's perfect, but he's certainly much more benevolent than many Western democratic leaders, and he's constantly demonized by every news mainstream source unlike, say, Obama.