So it looks like Ted Cruz officially announced she won't be the next Vice President.

Ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! If I didn't think Ted Cruz was a pandering piece of shit loser dumbass before, I sure as hell do now. He picks that fucking walking c-flap who ruined HP and couldn't win a vote if she were topless in a thong (ewwww....ugh....ESPECIALLY if she were topless in a thong) as his running mate? What a f*ing moron.

"Hey, how can I totally ensure my campaign has fallen off the cliff...?"

She's got a nice face.

For someone that's had reconstructive surgery, I guess....for a demon escaped from hell haunting your dreams....for a dog's ass under a hairless tail....for a hungry dung beetle....

the misogyny, it's growing

Yah, but dumb move

I don't hate her because she's a woman. I hate her because she's an incompetent moron.

Funny, nobody claims sexism when people insult Donald Trumps looks.

I.e. FUCK OFF Patburu.

I'm deporting brainbomb to Canada if Cruz/Feelyoureena win.

Fuck that...I'm tired of all these god-damned RACIST Hollywood fuckwads saying they are moving to Canada (land of the lilly white!!) because they say a "racsit" Trump is going to be elected. WHy the fuck don't they say they are moving to dark-skinned southern countries? F*ing hypocrites.

Anyway....Brainbomb...we'll miss you bud...

"How should we appeal to a broader demographic? I know, let's pick an unqualified woman as a token; that worked so well for us last time." -GOP party leaders, probably

/\ Yeah, that. <puke...>

77% of the US is white Caucasian or white Hispanic. 80% of Canada is white. Or are you just mocking people who don't get tans?

On the other hand, given how much Cruz dislikes the government, Fiorina is a pretty good pick if he wants help completing destroying it; she certainly has the qualifications to do that.

Leth -- did you *really* not get the point? Idiots say Trump is a racist and will supposedly leave the country if he is elected. They will only leave the country by going to a country that is even more white that the US....how come none of them ever want to go to Mexico? South America? Is it because....mayyyyyy-be.....they don't want to go live around all the nasty brown-skinned people down south? Seems odd that the *universal* destination of Hollywood Hypocrites is north to Canada.

Except that Fiorina would probably also fail at destroying the government, and instead (as ALL Republicans do....) would massively expand it and drive us further into debt....

Right. The best explanation for moving to Canada over Mexico is racism. Suuuure.

Wait, why am I engaging with krellin?

LEth -- are you really too stupid to grasp that I'm not actually serious. Get a grip, homeboy. Obviously I'm using a bit of ridiculousness to mock liberals. Now go away, little boy.

"LEth -- are you really too stupid to grasp that I'm not actually serious."
We've confirmed krellin as a satire before. It shouldn't be hard to believe anymore, Leth.

I haven't taken krellin seriously in over half a decade.

I had an argument with some kids in my govt class, they all seem to think that as President, Trump could "fire" anyone not bending to his will

Not drawing the EXACT parallel to Fiorina, but can we get someone in office who understands how politics work?

Also I call dibs on trademarking "Fiorina and the Machine"

But yeah we should build a wall though

Nah. we shant.

Note: James is also a satire.

Mexico can seal its southern border. Why can't we secure ours? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3385694/Mexico-moves-lock-border-wall-government-tries-stem-flow-migrants-heading-north-tightening-porous-southern-border.html

Did Guatemala pay for Mexico's wall?

I mean having a secure border is fine and all, but do we really need a whole friggin wall? It should also be noted that our border with Mexico is nearly 3 times as long (just over 2.79 times) as the Mexican combined border with Belize and Guatemala. It would inherently require a lot more to build a whole wall between ourselves and Mexico, and a cost-benefit analysis would probably show it's not great. How about start with better personnel?

Im just glad ole horse face can play a pivotal role in the brokered convention debacle.

Trump is considering Mary Fallin as a VP pick. Shoot me now. The only reason choosing her might make me glad is the opportunity to get rid of her from the position of Oklahoma governor.

Are they all just courting female VPs to cater to female demographic? Who votes for a VP choice.

It's been a thing since the 1840s. A good VP choice can make a candidate more appealing. Cruz's official choice and Trump's consideration of Mary Failin are both really bad VP picks, though.

I guess one could decide that all candidates are equally crap and vote for whichever candidate has a decent VP and is most likely to die before he/she has time to fuck up the nation..

Less than a week after choosing a VP, Cruz announces he's not even going for P anymore. TED DROPPED.

Yay...
He's worse than Trump anyways. At least Kasich has a shot now, right?

Anyways, both Democrat potentials poll consistently ahead of Trump, so hopefully no one will have to deal with him anyways.

Hillary baaaarely polls ahead of Trump, she's within the MOE.

Lol at "Kasich has a shot"

The few that I glanced at were outside, but whatever. She certainly has trended higher, though.

I wonder what voter turnout would be. This is a hard choice between Clinton and Trump, mostly out of dread. Sanders and Kasich would be kind of a hard choice too, personally, but it's one where I'm more comfortable with either result. But neither of them are getting the nomination. On June 7, Trump will go way beyond the 1237 required, and Clinton will reach the needed number of delegates just with pledged delegates.

What? Stannis dropped? That was not the script

I could see low voter turnout as most voters stay home because they can't stand their party's nominee. That can really ruin most local races where they need voters.

Kasich has now also dropped. No one remains to compete against Donald Trump as nominee for the Republican Party.

Bernie Sanders has announced he is now running for the Republican Nomination. He plans to name Jeb Bush as his runningmate

I think it would be kind of hilarious if Trump and Clinton named each other as their running mates.

Cruze has dropped out of the race, so much for your predictions with that BB....looks like krellin's trolling a mish mash of mysogynism & stupidity...it'll be interesting to see how the Republican party deals with this mess