You don't get enough credit. Jesus Christ...

Al, I think the premise is to view your face, not your girth. However, if you want the client to stop using WebEx, you could simply point the webcam solely at your 'mighty and rotund girth' and randomly say, "Hey bub -- eyes up here."

Overdid it just a little bit with "great indignity of my mighty and rotund girth," otherwise this would have been flawless. You're still gonna get a lot of bites with this one

I dunno, I think that was the best part.

Al is without question the best troll on this forum.

"molest the young people"

Lmao, have one on me

Not sure what webex is...I doubt I'll check this thread to learn more, either. At least not based on what I've read so far :O

I don't understand this.

@ghugh, President Eden, 2WL
Glad you enjoyed

@ag7433
What splendid idea, Old Chap! I can think of no better deterrent than to treat my opponent to a glimpse of the bleached expanse of my belly. They shan't know what hit 'em.

@Tru Ninja
I am sorry that my writing is not to your liking, Old Sport. Have you any further criticism to make?

@tendmote
I was attempting to satirize the rate at which "technorati" in Western Culture tend to embrace new technology, even (especially) stuff that makes the rest of us uncomfortable.

If you had heard thirty years ago that businessmen would no meet in the comfort of their offices and discuss business cordially over brandy, but would instead rather have what the young people call "Cam" sessions, would you be prepared to believe it?

Essentially I am satirizing the idea that people should make themselves uncomfortable to accommodate the rate of technological adoption, rather than to tailor technology to make each other more comfortable.

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Oh.