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taos (281 D)
21 Apr 14 UTC
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memorial game to the revelion in gheto varsaw
I was thinking about creating a game with only jews or who ever his grandma was violated by a fucking nazzi or kkk or any other sons of their protitutes mothers out there,it is also reliable to have a single blond hair jumping out of your black beard as a sign of your not pure Jewish blood.
Who is in?
If you wonder why am i acting like a jerk lately is just because my girlfriend kicked me out of the house and i am really mad.
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taos (281 D)
23 Apr 14 UTC
conclusions of the +1 experiment
http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?viewthread=1123273#1123273
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mapleleaf (0 DX)
21 Apr 14 UTC
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Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, dead at 76.
"To see him obviously framed, couldn't help but make me feel ashamed, to live in a land where justice is a game." (Bob Dylan "Hurricane")
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krellin (80 DX)
23 Apr 14 UTC
Convertible Keys
My wife is taking her Jeep to drop off at the shop tonight, meaning tomorrow she either gets the minivan or my convertible. I told her if she wants my convertible she'll have to pluck the keys from between my butt-cheeks in the morning, because I'm sleeping with them to protect my ride.

Is that wrong?
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
23 Apr 14 UTC
Shit no. I guarantee you give her those keys and she'll smash up your baby.

Now, even if you don't give up the keys, she'll get them, because women are conniving, but then when she smashes your baby you can REALLY milk it for all it's worth.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
23 Apr 14 UTC
I'm talking blowjobs for a month straight, easily.
krellin (80 DX)
23 Apr 14 UTC
Actually, I'm hoping she reaches between my butt-cheeks to wake me up. <...eating spicy chili...>
krellin (80 DX)
23 Apr 14 UTC
Mrs. krellin isn't conniving! She's the antithesis of krellin. She is the sweetness to the dung beetle that is me! You take that back YJ!
Draugnar (0 DX)
23 Apr 14 UTC
My wife keeps asking to drive the Mercedes. My response... *FUCK NO*!!!!!!
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
23 Apr 14 UTC
This is what you do, krellin.

1) Eat a LOT of chili
2) Take some laxative
3) Slip in a buttplug shaped like car keys (this is my favorite part)
4) when she tries to steal them.... SPLASH!

That'll teach her.
ssorenn (0 DX)
23 Apr 14 UTC
You are assuming krellin already doesn't have a butt plug. He might just need a bigger one. He he
Draugnar (0 DX)
24 Apr 14 UTC
Just start smoking a pipe or cigar in the car every chance you get. She'll never want to ride in it, much less drive it.
krellin (80 DX)
24 Apr 14 UTC
YJ - I....need to borrow your buttplug....
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
24 Apr 14 UTC
Sorry, mine is just shaped like a buttplug. Also, it's magnum sized, I wouldn't suggest it for the uninitiated.
krellin (80 DX)
24 Apr 14 UTC
@Draug - I like driving with her in it in her proper place - as eye candy with her golden locks flowing in the wind. Just need to get her to wear the appropriately slutty top. I just want to forbid her from grinding my gears more than she alrady has the few times I let her at the stick.
krellin (80 DX)
24 Apr 14 UTC
Buttplug....it's such an odd concept. Someone explain its purpose to me?
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
24 Apr 14 UTC
Here you are krellin, I made this website long ago to help newcomers out. Hope you find it informative.

http://archive.hmvh.net/txtfiles/humans/BUTTPLUG.TXT
Draugnar (0 DX)
24 Apr 14 UTC
You should teach her to drive a stick on an old F100 or a real military WWII/Korea era Jeep.
krellin (80 DX)
24 Apr 14 UTC
YJ, you are a true friend indeed.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
24 Apr 14 UTC
One does what one can.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
24 Apr 14 UTC
although honestly... the fact that /humans/ needed to be included in the above link is somewhat concerning to me.... you should switch it to /livestock/ and see where it takes you.


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rojimy1123 (597 D)
24 Apr 14 UTC
BBQ
Barbeque means many things to many people, depending on where you are in the world. For me, BBQ means pulled pork shoulder (North Carolina style) with a vinegar base sauce. What does BBQ mean to you?
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SYnapse (0 DX)
23 Apr 14 UTC
Sketching/art
anyone here any good? I'm in need of some concept art for somethin I'm working on, it doesn't need to be Da Vinci-level or anything.
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Watson (1296 D(B))
23 Apr 14 UTC
Players needed for a slow gunboat among gentlemen
Starting a gunboat in a couple of days: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=140045
Out of reach of newbies. Relatively slow pace in case real life doesn't let you log in everyday. Looking forward to it!
cheers
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President Eden (2750 D)
23 Apr 14 UTC
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"The Culture Of Shut-Up"
"Too many debates about important issues degenerate into manufactured and misplaced outrage—and it's chilling free speech."
When I'm posting something from The Atlantic you know it's worth a peek, right?
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/04/the-culture-of-shut-up/360239/
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taos (281 D)
21 Apr 14 UTC
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a +1 experiment
Recently i discovered that every time i post against the mods i am rewarded by a +1.
So i decided to try it.just for fun!
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PSMongoose (2384 D)
23 Apr 14 UTC
50 D WTA Gunboats
gameID=140090 | gameID=140094 | gameID=140096

Each need 2-3 more players and will start in about 13 hours.
Join up if you're interested in some slightly-higher-stakes gunboats.
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zultar (4180 DMod(P))
23 Apr 14 UTC
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OMG WTF WEBDIP
What is going on webdip?
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ILN (100 D)
22 Apr 14 UTC
Nurse gets fired over belief
http://www.christiantoday.com/article/christian.nursery.nurse.loses.job.over.comments.on.homosexuality/36949.htm
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
22 Apr 14 UTC
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+1 experiment: zultar!
I challenge zultar to post one post without reaching double digits of +1's within a week!

Just testing a theory.
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Maniac (189 D(B))
23 Apr 14 UTC
(+1)
Happy St George's Day
And Happy Birthday and death day to William Shakespeare
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2ndWhiteLine (2736 D(B))
17 Apr 14 UTC
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High Pot Game
Any interest? Had to cancel my last one and I missed out on the current game.

gameID=140000
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ShaolinNinja (341 D)
23 Apr 14 UTC
Player needed for Fall of American Empire game; California w/11 dots
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Livermorium (100 D)
22 Apr 14 UTC
Diplomacy
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=140310

Diplomacy game
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
21 Apr 14 UTC
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Star Trek Online
So I used to enjoy this game, but my friends don't, and I don't like playing it on my own, nor joining some random fleet, so...

Anyone wants to play it together? I have 3 characters of various factions, roles and levels and I'm also willing to start over, so enough options there I'd say.
Diplomacy fleet works for me :)
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abgemacht (1076 D(G))
16 Apr 14 UTC
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On Live Game Ads
So, some people didn't like that I Silenced some live game ads today. That's cool. In the past, we've had some problems with the Forum getting clogged by ads, but if that doesn't concern people, I'm just as happy to have less work. See inside for the two options (warning: +1 whoring imminent). Please feel free to discuss. I'll bump this for about a week.
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Tolstoy (1962 D)
21 Apr 14 UTC
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21 Years and One Day Ago...
The government of the United States of America gassed, shot, and incinerated 86 people on national television. Never forget!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQdaopcTC4c
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kestasjk (99 DMod(P))
21 Apr 14 UTC
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Reliability ratings
A post on a vDiplomacy feature we're porting back to webDiplomacy; reliability ratings
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
21 Apr 14 UTC
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Mounting Evidence for Those Pro-Russian "Militia" Being Russian Soldiers
http://news.yahoo.com/ukraines-pro-russia-militia-look-suspiciously-veteran-russian-170728485.html

So, there's some more evidence for you, Tolstoy...and others...
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krellin (80 DX)
21 Apr 14 UTC
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Why Do You Care?
Why do you care if someone make twice as much as you? 5 times as much as you? 1,000 times as much as you?
Why do you have to tie your own happiness to someone else's success? would you *really* be happy if the super-rich were just average stupid schmucks like you? (Hint...NO...YOU WOULDN'T!!! So maybe you should spend more time focusing on PERSONAL success instead of berating others...)
That is all...
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2ndWhiteLine (2736 D(B))
21 Apr 14 UTC
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Boston Marathon
Gun goes off in one minute. Watch live here: http://watchlive.baa.org/
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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
21 Apr 14 UTC
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Happy National Surprise Drug Test Day!
This is just a note to wish all Stoner webdippers a wonderful day of celebration.
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Maniac (189 D(B))
20 Apr 14 UTC
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99% reliability game
I want to start a game with ultra reliable players
Post here if interested, WTA probably, full press, let me know buy- in preferences
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Maniac (189 D(B))
20 Apr 14 UTC
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I'm thinking of setting up a new passworded game
I'll be using your published stats to decide if I want to play against you or not.
I understand that statistics can sometimes be unreliable, as well as lies and, indeed, damn lies.
Apply within...
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NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
19 Apr 14 UTC
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Why is there still so much war in the world?
2014 and there are still lots of wars going on, have we not progressed at all as a species, we think we are above animals but we are not because they only kill for food, we kill for all sorts of bullshit excuses. Is that what education has given us, more reasons to kill our fellow homo-sapiens?
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Mujus (1495 D(B))
20 Apr 14 UTC
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Happy Easter/Happy Resurrection Sunday
This is just a note to wish all Christian web dippers a wonderful day of celebration.
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Krediax (125 D)
20 Apr 14 UTC
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Quick question
How is determined which unit gets auto destoyed (no orders submitted/CD)?
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