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The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:14 am
by Jamiet99uk
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear cans of soup, shall not be infringed.
Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:15 am
by Jamiet99uk
"I'll give you my can of soup when you pry it from my cold, dead hands"
-National Soup Association
Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:17 am
by Jamiet99uk
I am glad I live in a safe country like the UK where soup ownership is strictly regulated.
Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:55 am
by Octavious
Soup doesn't kill people any more than pencils misspell words or spoons make you fat. And let's not give people the wrong idea of canned goods in the UK. A man up to no good could easily acquire for himself a tin with a fully automatic ring pull, or even a military style key system if he knows where to look.
Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:17 pm
by Jamiet99uk
Octavious wrote: ↑Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:55 am
Soup doesn't kill people any more than pencils misspell words or spoons make you fat. And let's not give people the wrong idea of canned goods in the UK. A man up to no good could easily acquire for himself a tin with a fully automatic ring pull, or even a military style key system if he knows where to look.
You can say that all you want, but the plain fact is, in the United States, in the first six months of this year, there were 339 mass soupings, resulting in 297 deaths and 1,437 injuries from cans of soup.
Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:44 pm
by Randomizer
That's okay, since I still have the right to bear can fruits, vegetables, and other assorted weapons. They are always behind the times in stopping us. :)
Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:29 pm
by Matticus13
It's too late to go back now. You try and take someone's favorite chicken and noodles from them... Broth everywhere.