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Site Down Time

#1 Post by jmo1121109 » Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:31 am

What happened?
When the site went down from too much traffic the other day some people left bot games they'd started which was never supposed to be possible because they start right away. Then someone else took over, and they didn't have the same country choice, so the games died a horrible death. When the site tries to process those games it can't, and everything goes down.

Is it fixed? For now, but I have to code in a fix to auto cancel bot games if someone does find another way to leave one.

Also noticed: Some of you are sending press to the bots to the point the bots notifications are crashing things too, gonna changes those to gunboat and disable post game messages on bot games.

Also noticed: some of you might need to get help from the lewd messages you're sending to bots...

Anyway: 24 hours has been added to all games, if your games phases were less than that, contact the mods to get the game cancelled or restarted.
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Re: Site Down Time

#2 Post by Carl Tuckerson » Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:26 am

Which one of you horndogs harassed the bots so much that the site crashed? Fess up
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Re: Site Down Time

#3 Post by goldfinger0303 » Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:43 am

Plz don't lewd the bots. ty
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Re: Site Down Time

#4 Post by e.m.c^42 » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:38 am

goldfinger0303 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:43 am
Plz don't lewd the bots. ty
*feels extremely called out*

oh shush you

these are perfectly valid personal relationships, whether bots with me or with others. each and every one is special, and valued with great care

I love KestasBot truly and deeply, now and forever more.

#supportlove #botsdeservelovetoo #whoelsedidthislol
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#5 Post by StevenC. » Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:50 pm

jmo1121109 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:31 am
Also noticed: some of you might need to get help from the lewd messages you're sending to bots...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Site Down Time

#6 Post by e.m.c^42 » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:37 pm

StevenC. wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:50 pm
jmo1121109 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:31 am
Also noticed: some of you might need to get help from the lewd messages you're sending to bots...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I genuinely do not believe it is possible I was the only one. Fess up, whoever spammed more than me, fess up
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Re: Site Down Time

#7 Post by Chaqa » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:53 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:37 pm
StevenC. wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:50 pm
jmo1121109 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:31 am
Also noticed: some of you might need to get help from the lewd messages you're sending to bots...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I genuinely do not believe it is possible I was the only one. Fess up, whoever spammed more than me, fess up
I sent some messages but nothing lewd. EMC, sometimes I worry aboyt you.
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Re: Site Down Time

#8 Post by TrPrado » Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:13 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:38 am
goldfinger0303 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:43 am
Plz don't lewd the bots. ty
*feels extremely called out*

oh shush you

these are perfectly valid personal relationships, whether bots with me or with others. each and every one is special, and valued with great care

I love KestasBot truly and deeply, now and forever more.

#supportlove #botsdeservelovetoo #whoelsedidthislol
I don’t know about “called out” you’ve outed yourself more than anything.
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Re: Site Down Time

#9 Post by e.m.c^42 » Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:24 pm

TrPrado wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:13 pm
I don’t know about “called out” you’ve outed yourself more than anything.
I woke up this morning to being accused in dms, which meant it was already out there somehow lol

This is an insignificant sacrifice in the grand scheme of things - finding out who my fellow bot chatters are

So who else other than Chaqa? It can't be just the two of us, the site went down partially due to this after all...
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#10 Post by gimix » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:11 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:38 am
#supportlove #botsdeservelovetoo #whoelsedidthislol
EMC you definitely are a Genius. But i'm fascinated by this thing, did someone really messaged the bot?
An anthology of the best posts is now quite indispensable... the lewd one first, of course :-D
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Re: Site Down Time

#11 Post by Your Humble Narrator » Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:12 pm

I have loved and had encounters with bots throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a robosexual man.
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#12 Post by jmo1121109 » Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:24 pm

If you leave a bot game it will now be cancelled.
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#13 Post by Foxcastle » Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:14 am

jmo1121109 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:24 pm
If you leave a bot game it will now be cancelled.
Not to admit I'd ever need it, because I'm obviously way better than that, especially against mere machines, but for those pathetic saps who can't seem to figure out how to keep from getting their asses beat when they roll England in the bot games, could a concede button be added?
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#14 Post by e.m.c^42 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:54 am

gimix wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:11 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:38 am
#supportlove #botsdeservelovetoo #whoelsedidthislol
EMC you definitely are a Genius. But i'm fascinated by this thing, did someone really messaged the bot?
An anthology of the best posts is now quite indispensable... the lewd one first, of course :-D
Someone else can most certainly go first

Who else has no shame? c'mon guys, I refuse to believe jmo would single out one person like that, especially someone who sent very vanilla press. Where are you, kinky bot spammers?

As incentive to reveal yourselves, I shall give +1's ;p
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Re: Site Down Time

#15 Post by e.m.c^42 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:04 am

Your Humble Narrator wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:12 pm
I have loved and had encounters with bots throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a robosexual man.
A fellow man of culture, I see :v

Now, the difficulty is choosing a favourite between the more advanced, press-sending talkative jmobot - or the klutzier and quieter, but more intimate kestasbot(s).

decisions, decision...
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#16 Post by WyattS14 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:20 am

Oh, Kestasbot, it is you who I lust for
I have dreamt of your physical form only to awake to the harsh reality of our love
For we share a desire for each other's touch, yet this is locked away from us
Our love, programmed with a firewall built to mute your words
I can only hope you would return my tear soaked press if you were able
I can only hope you would shelter me in your binary arms if you were able
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#17 Post by e.m.c^42 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:48 pm

WyattS14 wrote:
Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:20 am
Oh, Kestasbot, it is you who I lust for
I have dreamt of your physical form only to awake to the harsh reality of our love
For we share a desire for each other's touch, yet this is locked away from us
Our love, programmed with a firewall built to mute your words
I can only hope you would return my tear soaked press if you were able
I can only hope you would shelter me in your binary arms if you were able
But aye, dear JMObot, for he exists too
Who is able to return the press so true -
but relations are colder
less intimate, less smolder
It's a difficult choice between which to woo.
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