Mafia XXXIV Game Thread - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

[DemonRHK]

Slow down speedy Gonzales,

I’m GS. I crumbed that MLQ was Cop two days ago. Tried to pass her a gun last night.

Driving now. More to come.

NOPE. NICE TRY. HOW THE FUCK DO TWO PEOPLE IN THE SAME GAME FUCK UP AGAINST CLAIMED INFO ALREADY OUT?

FIRST YAVU THEN BALKI.

[Balki Bartokomous]

N1 MLQ RB
N2 Maniac
N3 Maniac
N4 Thamrick
N5 MLQ

[DemonRHK]

N1 MLQ RB
N2 Maniac
N3 Maniac
N4 Thamrick
N5 MLQ

HOLY SHIT.
I WAS THE ONE GUNNED N3 YOU DUMBASS. DON'T FAKCLAIM AND DRIVE.

[Balki Bartokomous]

I think MLQ died of old age.

[Balki Bartokomous]

I’m also Watcher. I CC RHK.

[DemonRHK]

AS GAWD AS WITNESS,
HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

[DemonRHK]

*as my witness. Don't shitpost and play Civ VI kids.

[Balki Bartokomous]

##vote DemonRHK

[DemonRHK]

In all honesty though Balki, very nice acting job yesterday. I was fooled. I'd nominate you for an oscar.

So it turns out D1 was real heat between you and Jamie? Gotta admit, I'd love to be a fly on the wall once that shitstorm hits the God QT.

[Balki Bartokomous]

I have to be honest guys. I got a Role PM from HR, but it just said “You’re a dick and I’m better than you.” So I’ve just been kind of hanging out in the thread. I don’t think I have a win condition.

[Foxcastle]

##vote Balki
##end

[DemonRHK]

I have to be honest guys. I got a Role PM from HR, but it just said “You’re a dick and I’m better than you.” So I’ve just been kind of hanging out in the thread. I don’t think I have a win condition.

If brain was GM, I could see it

[Fluminator]

Oh Balk is confirmed? Now I'm sad I didn't townclear my slot by successfully switching my vote.
##vote Balki

(Not replacing out btw. Just kidding ;P

[bozotheclown]

##END

[Hellenic Riot]

Day Six Vote Count 1.0

Balki Bartokomous (4): DemonRHK, bozotheclown, Foxcastle, Fluminator
DemonRHK (1): Balki Bartokomous

Not voted (4): Maniac, reedeer1, Tom Bombadil, VashtaNeurotic

End-votes (3/5): DemonRHK, Foxcastle, bozotheclown

Currently BALKI BARTOKOMOUS is set to be lynched!

You have 46 hours and 15 minutes remaining.

[Balki Bartokomous]

Please lynch DemonRHK. This is obvious. I am watcher and I caught him red-handed.

##END

[VashtaNeurotic]

##Vote Balki
## End

[VashtaNeurotic]

Distinct Post #2

[Hellenic Riot]

Day has ended. Please hold.

[Hellenic Riot]

Balki Bartokomous backs into a corner, glaring at all those surrounding him as he demands to be let go. Not so, shout the crowds. We know what you are now! The dip gun turns on, and he melts into the ground...


Balki Bartokomous has died. He was Smart-Ass the Weasel, the Hooker!

Night 6 has begun. Due to the short period of this day, it will last 22 hours. If someone objects to this, they may post in the thread, and it can be extended to 46 hours.