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Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:36 pm
by Tom Bombadil
PLEASE HOLD. DAY HAS ENDED EARLY

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:38 pm
by Tom Bombadil
Final vote count:

Damo66 (3 - hammered): DemonRHK, bozotheclown, Nephthys

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:39 pm
by brainbomb
(The Incan Space Rocket sits on the White House lawn)

Pachacuti: Okay do we have everything? Lightbulbs, food, water, teddy bear.

Enya: Take me with you. I long to be with the moon.

Pachacuti: Jesus where did you come from?

Enya: I am the wind.

Pachacuti: The moon is cold and unforgiving. weak willed celts will not be fit to survive in space.

(cell phone buzzes)

Pachacuti: Shit. What now.

(Answers)

Trump: I got a jet ready for you. I need you go to the Congo and get us some fresh bodies.

Pachacuti: Bodies?

Trump: Yea they eat people down there.

Pachacuti: Say no more fam.

(17 hours later in the Congo Jungle)...

Pachacuti: Hello? I was told to come here to get some bodies?

Impi: You clearly don't know shit about the congo.

Pachacuti: Enlighten me?

(Atilla the hun, Jesus, Santa Clause, Chaqa, and Kaiser Wilhelm, are seated in wicker chairs)

Pachacuti: Who the fuck are you people?

Chaqa: Were the super friends bitch.

Pachacuti: My boss asked me to come here for bodies.

Atilla: Your boss Donald Trump is doomed. Just lile you.

Pachacuti: Look I got a spaceship to catch so gimme the bodies.

Messenger: Youll never believe what just happened!

Pachacuti: sigh

Messenger: The Nigerian Prince is totally dead and left all his fortune to Pachacuti of the Inca. Click here to claim your 60 million £.

Pachacuti: (Clicks)

Messenger: Now follow me into this dark cave full of silverback gorillas.

Amy Gorilla: Amy says dont do it Pach

Pachacuti: Talking apes?

Amy Gorilla: Amy drink a pepsi, Amy scared, Amy know never click emails from Nigerian Prince.

Pachacuti: How bout Amy shut the hell up.

(follows into cave)

(Pacha is ambushed by men in gorilla suits)

Damo666 has died he was Pachacuti Inca King, the Mafia Jailor

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:59 am
by Tom Bombadil
You may post (sorry if that wasn’t clear)

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:14 am
by Foxcastle
Sorry, was at dinner for phase change...

I was jailed.

##VOTE DAMO
##END

Oh wait, you started without me...

Anyway, I am about to put my save in, but I am not going to announce who I'm saving. Scum has to try to outguess me.

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:35 am
by brainbomb
After a flavour post is done you can talk. were not Al Queda

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:26 am
by brainbomb
DAY HAS ENDED EARLY

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:28 am
by brainbomb
DEADLINE MOVED 48 H EARLIER

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:29 am
by brainbomb
DEADLINE MOVED 48 HOURS EARLIER

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:36 am
by bozotheclown
Foxcastle wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:14 am
Sorry, was at dinner for phase change...

I was jailed.

##VOTE DAMO
##END

Oh wait, you started without me...

Anyway, I am about to put my save in, but I am not going to announce who I'm saving. Scum has to try to outguess me.
Askia does not have doctor power N6, which I suspect you would know if you were really Askia.

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:20 am
by DemonRHK
So...I will try to get a reread in to help you all by EoN.

I'm drunk rn and not worth much

99% chance I am the NK as the last townclear.

I love you all regardless of alignment. Mafia is one of the few things that brings me joy, even if I'm shit at it and cause you all grief.

Post more tomorrow.

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:41 am
by Nephthys
Bout to head off,

I'm running my ultra tomorrow and so the next 36 hours are gonna be a little dodge, I'll do my best to check in though.

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:41 am
by Nephthys
bozotheclown wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:36 am
Foxcastle wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:14 am
Sorry, was at dinner for phase change...

I was jailed.

##VOTE DAMO
##END

Oh wait, you started without me...

Anyway, I am about to put my save in, but I am not going to announce who I'm saving. Scum has to try to outguess me.
Askia does not have doctor power N6, which I suspect you would know if you were really Askia.
Loooool

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:39 am
by Foxcastle
bozotheclown wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:36 am
Foxcastle wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:14 am
Sorry, was at dinner for phase change...

I was jailed.

##VOTE DAMO
##END

Oh wait, you started without me...

Anyway, I am about to put my save in, but I am not going to announce who I'm saving. Scum has to try to outguess me.
Askia does not have doctor power N6, which I suspect you would know if you were really Askia.
I was hoping to see what Neph’s reaction to that was,actually, but I should have known it was too much to ask for you not to jump on it. :eyeroll:

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:07 pm
by DemonRHK
So, in the event I'm somehow not around at EoN, I've done a reread.

Not on any of you.

On Squigs, damo, and Raging Gnome Durga.

I think Durga didn't realize there was day chat when she subbed in. Her day 3 is a mess.

---

Squigs scumread Foxy, then voted with him at EoD (The vote wasn't as close as it looked) 'to prevent a tie'

---

Durga from D4:
P122: "i think foxyknoxy is probably scum because i have this image of town!fox actually contributing and i've seen nothing so far"

P125:"Imagine fox/damo/lq scum team"

And the damning P143, Night 4:
"So foxy is lying? Why does he lie here?"
"I think Bozo is scum and he just slipped, and he knows Fox is town doc. That means damo is probably his jailor partner."

---

damo parked on foxy D1, but was ruled invalid and missed EoD.
Day 3, he anchors bozo, go to Fox for a moment, and ends on Jamie making the following post:

P92:"There should be more urgency in identifying scum. 100 minutes to EOD. Where is everyone."

darg went silent early in D3, and missed EoD. The other known scum were off both wagons.

Day 3 was scum v scum. I mentioned it before and I will say it again:

Always take claims on the gallows with a grain of salt.

If I don't make it back, best of luck to my two remaining townies, I'm 100% the NK.

---

My final reads has Neph as the most likely to be town, bozo in the middle, and fox as the scum.

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:05 pm
by Nephthys
I won't be on for the next 10 hours at least

Fox
Bozo

That's my order, unless fox can provide a decent case I can't see myself lynching bozo over him

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:00 pm
by brainbomb
PLEASE HOLD PHASE ENDS

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:04 pm
by brainbomb
1924
====NEAR END OF INDUSTRIAL ERA====
(An old Ford drives up in the snow to a gated community)

(Trump emerges)


Trump: This place looks like shit. Are we really gonna be able to recruit these guys?

Pence: Yessir. Yes my King.

Trump: King of the ashes at this point.

Pence: Our allies list is growing of Civs we can replenish our numbers with.

Trump: What civs do we have?

Pence: The Zulu, ISIS, Montana Militia and Mothers against Drunk Driving.

Trump: Those aren't civs. no one will ever remember any of those.

Pence: It's all we have left sir.

Trump: (opens the gate and pulls a pistol)

Pence: Its eerily quiet here.

Trump: Who are these people again what civ is this?

Pence: The Amish.

Trump: What do the Amish have to offer us?

Pence: Fresh troops, civil war beards, look here comes one now.

(Jebediah approaches with a pitchfork)


Jebediah: Aye

Trump: Oy

Jebediah: AYE AYE AYE (tips hat)

Trump: Join us mighty Amish. We need more civs to join us to build the great new America.

Jebediah: I'm afraid I can't do that mister President.

Trump: Why not? the world's falling apart we need men of principle.

Jebediah: Well, it's kind of complicated but you don't really seem like a great guy. We Amish don't care about your outside world. We don't want all the drama you cause and the hateful business you engage in. We prefer hard work, solitude and magic butter churns.

Pence: The President is offering you a high position as a civilization in history.

Jebediah: The President will never be viewed as a high point in society. he's just a seat warmer who has maintained a healthy economy and an overblown military industrial complex. If you wanna change you must change everything. For example You lead a double life. You should probably stop killing folks and let someone with some wits take over.

Trump: Shoot this man.

Pence: Sir we need him.

Trump: DO IT!

Pence: Look mister Jebediah, no offense but Donald has given me more trust than anyone ever. I am really sorry.

(shoots Jebediah)


(dying)
Jebediah: Its okay Mike, you didn't know any better.

Pence: Shut up ya loudmouthed old fool.

Trump: Now, gather all the locals. Give them guns and lets go. We have a war to start.

Pence: Yes sir, who shall we kill first?

Trump: How about…

(silence)

(Russell Crowe leps from a building nearby and stabs Mike Pence with a gladiator sword)

Russel Crowe
: My name, is Maxi Pad Decimus Meridius. I have come to judge the living, and the dead.

Trump: (Aims gun at him)

Russel Crowe: If you're gonna shoot me go ahead and shoot me

Trump: Ok

DemonRHK has died he was Russell Crowe, Town Gladiator

¤¤¤¤¤ATOMIC ERA¤¤¤¤¤¤

You may now post

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:07 pm
by bozotheclown
##VOTE Foxcastle

Re: Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:11 am
by Nephthys
##vota foxcastle

Give me a reason to change