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Traxler: Ive already told you our future is bright. We just need to not do something moronic. I would ask the council to consider adding term limits...

Firma: A specialist should never threaten anyone or speak of our President in this manner.

Permission to relieve Traxler of Duty.

**Incoming message from Stirnellans**

Yes Yes
Good
Drama good.
We like when you are full of drama.

More.

(The Stirnellans would like to turn the colony into a reality show. Theyvwant to watch for 2 phases to see if it is entertaining. They appear to be able to watch you. Your ratings on their monitors are at 87%. Viewers are complaining there is npt enough soft core sexual activity however)

Dr. Haemod: I have cured Lazlo. If anyone cares

Pulse:
**Red Alert, weapons have been fired in corridor 5b. Brig entry**

brainbomb wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:05 pm

Pulse:
**Red Alert, weapons have been fired in corridor 5b. Brig entry**

Traxler! Go secure the brig, take Firma's 10 soldiers with you.

Traxler: I'm pinned down. Theres a motherfucker with a repeating pulse rifle mowing people down by the Psychiatric Module.

(Rolls a 1, Traxler fails to get by)

Brotherhood Soldier rolls a 4, Traxler is injured.

Traxler: I need help. I cant get thru.

Firma: I am at the brig, they freed Zayne and killed several civialins. Lock down all hangars!

@Pulse - shut down power to all vehicles in the hangar

Pulse: Affirnative

Set up guards at all Hangar entrances

(In Phase Attack Conflict Summary)

Brotherhood of Ynbar attempted to attack the council and take control. First by freeing Zayne and cutting off the way to the Brig.

Positives 2/2 Specialists are Security Officers

(8/100)
Insurgency has been defeated, coup prevented.

Negatives:
25 Injured workers
15 dead
1 dead councillor

Hana the Psychiatrist has been killed!
-1 Morale

You have captured 11 insurgents from the brotherhood including Zayne, Victor and Devin

Items seized:

12 Sonic Grenades
2 repeater rifles
Body Armor
1 Ynbar Brotherhood Officers Medallion

We should learn something from them.
Even if by tough ways.

**Incoming Message from Stirnellans**

**Appluase**

We love your show. 9/10 Stirnellans are addicted to Endeavour Colony from Ynbar.

So we have decided that less popular show is cancelled. Turkish colony too many men. Not enough sex. Not enough explosions or drama.

You are renewed for 10 more episodes!
*Stirnellans have agreed to remain here watching you for 10 more phases*

##Proposal 8.4.0 - Send injured workers to Hospital to be healed.

Pulse: The Turkish colony has been vaporized.

Well I guess that's one less (and one more) thing to worry about...

RIP Turks. RIP Hana

Did none of the killed workers/councilor turn into bombies?

Pulse: As per standard protocol all slain were burned upon death.