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"So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:54 am
by Condescension
Why do so many people lead with this meme? It's almost always a sign to me that the person I'm talking to doesn't want a useful conversation and is just trying to start nonsense conversation so they're not the odd man out.

Has a useful discussion about 'how we split the balkans' ever occurred in the history of Diplomacy?

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:02 am
by dancing queen
Sure. From context I guess you're suggesting a three-way conversation between A/I/T? Or I/R/T?

That's happens and _can_ be a useful - if only as insight into what the other people are expecting to happen next.

The most useful times it comes up are when someone is pitching an A/T alliance - the way you split the Balkans there is very important, if you can get through that division you have a lot of good potential.

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:28 am
by CroakandDagger
So, how would you like to split the Balkans?

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:42 am
by Jamiet99uk
As England I always start the conversation by asking France how we're going to split the Balkans.

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:53 pm
by President Eden
Condescension wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:54 am
Why do so many people lead with this meme? It's almost always a sign to me that the person I'm talking to doesn't want a useful conversation and is just trying to start nonsense conversation so they're not the odd man out.

Has a useful discussion about 'how we split the balkans' ever occurred in the history of Diplomacy?
It really is the Forbes personal development article of Diplomacy questions

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:11 pm
by Claesar
I don't see the problem. It's a nice conversation starter.

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:07 pm
by Hamilton Brian
It's better than not talking at all.

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:44 pm
by CroakandDagger
"I want Bulgaria and Serbia and am prepared to offer you Rumania and Greece."

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:01 pm
by ghug
I'd go as far as to say it needs to be discussed. As a question on its own, it's a shitty way to start communication, but so is anything that simple.

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:37 pm
by ghug
Nobody's obvtowning and that's really annoying to me.

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:00 pm
by President Eden
ghug wrote:
Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:37 pm
Nobody's obvtowning and that's really annoying to me.
I'm town

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:01 pm
by mhsmith0
ghug wrote:
Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:37 pm
Nobody's obvtowning and that's really annoying to me.
hard claim jester
http://i.giphy.com/3orifdHpb9oRpsp6jS.gif
(this works better with img tags on but alas :P )

Re: "So, how would you like to split the Balkans?"

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:54 pm
by President Eden
mhsmith0 wrote:
Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:01 pm
ghug wrote:
Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:37 pm
Nobody's obvtowning and that's really annoying to me.
hard claim jester
http://i.giphy.com/3orifdHpb9oRpsp6jS.gif
(this works better with img tags on but alas :P )
cc
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