Expanding waistline

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brainbomb
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Expanding waistline

#1 Post by brainbomb » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:01 am

I know nothing about science but had a bizarre thought the other day that I wanted to share with someone.

So there I was eating several burgers and observing the doppler effect on my pants. I had my 32 ounce mountain dew, onion rings, and a pack of peanut butter m&m's. I called up my buddy to see if we were on for watching some of that netflix stuff. Boy I could go for a good netflix. Thats when I heard a ping. My pant size was too small. My button went careening far off, into the galaxy. So far my pants button did travel. And I wondered, was it time for a diet? Was De Grasse Tyson more like Degrassi? Or was I just becoming a big fat turd...
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Re: Expanding waistline

#2 Post by LeonWalras » Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:21 pm

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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