Do Roman records prove Brainbomb's existence is a hoax?

[Jamiet99uk]

The Roman Legions were known for meticulous record keeping. And yet there is no Roman record of Brainbomb. Was he just made up to cause unrest?

[brainbomb]

It is possible?

[mhsmith0]

obligatory
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[MajorMitchell]

It doesn't matter what Roman records might or might not purportedly prove about Dipbro Brainbomb's existence, our comprehensive webdiplomacy records sound much better and Dipbro Brainbomb is one of our wandering stars it's usually always good to read a post from the young scallywag.

[Octavious]

Descartes famously said those immortal words, "I think, therefore I am". In order to prove Brainbomb's existence, therefore, we need but find evidence on webDip of Brainbomb engaging in intelligent coherent thought. I began my search for said evidence this morning....

[Octavious]

... I remain optimistic of success...

[flash2015]

He isn't a bot?

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35890188

[brainbomb]

Roman Legions foretold of my cumming

[MajorMitchell]

Hoorah, perhaps a chance for me to correct Octavious.... Such a rare opportunity, Dipbro Brainbomb is a scallywag Artist with sensitivities and understanding almost unimaginable to the ordinary rational, common sense persons.
Fortunately I am a conneseur of some forms of artistic expression, a Botticelli painting of enticing maiden as an example. I'm confident that when it comes to the Artistic Painting & Drawing caper young Dipbro Brainbomb can engage in discourse that is intelligent and coherent as well as stimulating and thought provoking.
Dipbro Brainbomb's casual act as a (how to describe it diplomatically?) scatter brain nincompoop is a cunning deception imho.

[brainbomb]

in Jaques Louis Davids painting Oath of the Horati you will find that soldier #2 was me.

[Octavious]

... it's a very, very good deception...

[MajorMitchell]

Yes Octavious, it might well be described as a superb deception. Necessary to protect our young delicate Artistic Dipbro Brainbomb in his perilous journey of an Artist's life in a World that is inhabited overwhelmingly by Barbarians who don't understand and fear Art so they respond with hostility towards Artists.
Dipbro Brainbomb's life will often be difficult if he has the courage to embrace his artistic drawing and painting capers and I think it's important that the webdiplomacy community should encourage young Dipbro Brainbomb to stay committed to his artistic capers.

Consider the travails & tempestuous tormented times when young Dipbro Brainbomb has been emotionally battered by entanglements with Muses who have turned from Madonna to Medusa and in a wilderness of pain young Dipbro Brainbomb retreated from his artistic capers at times.

Plus the young scallywag lives in the USA, a Trumptoad distopian corruption where right wing Inquisitions reign in macabre reinventions of McCarthy~ism and disease & inequities flourish & grinning Death, the grim reaper laughs as thousands fall to Death's unforgiving scythe.

Is it any surprise that an Artist in Trumptoad's USA would have a kit bag full of disguises?
Or that young Dipbro Brainbomb would seek comic relief & play the scatterbrained clown in the sanctuary of a caring community at webdiplomacy?
Cries for help come in many forms.

[GalahadIII]

Yes, Octavious and Major Mitchell. The eternal Question- Does Brainbomb exist? Never before have I seen such a philosophical question defines the traits of existence and man kinds humble place among the stars. Verily Verily, must these Roman records be examined for that one definitive proof that would overwhelm all scientific and cultural data dating back over 2,000 years. Yet I admit that cries for help come from many forms, and these times must pride ourselves with new data and information. Verily expunging the truth from human memory.

[Jamiet99uk]

Remarkable new archaeological discoveries in Israel are revealing important details about the environment in which Brainbomb is said to have grown up, and which are likely to have influenced his own religious, sartorial and political outlook.

Chief among the discoveries was the remains of a large piece of furniture, around the size of a modern chest of drawers, in which a very large collection of socks and stockings had apparently been stored, remnants of which still survived. Archaologists are now subjecting the residue found in some of these artefacts, hoping this will provide more clues as to the habits of the early Brainbomb who, they theorise, led a primarily solitary, nocturnal lifestyle.

[MajorMitchell]

I'm most concerned about beloved Dipbro Brainbomb's continued existence after seeing a report on today's broadcast on Australian TV of the PBS news hour program. The report concerned meat shortages in the USA and included a mention of a Sausage maker in Nebraska having difficulties in producing enough sausages for hungry Nebraskans.

I now worry and wonder if beloved Dipbro Brainbomb is getting enough sausages to ensure his survival.

[dargorygel]

Brainbomb exists, but I suspect he is the Batman. I have never seen brainbomb and batman in a room together.

[MajorMitchell]

Hmmmm, call me suspicious but I have never seen Dipcomrade Dargorygel and Robin together at any time, and Dipcomrade Dargorygel appears to know more than the ordinary citizen about Batman.
But then I should not underestimate Dipcomrade Dargoygel's abilities to disguise disinformation, while remaining inscrutable... just what I would expect from Catwoman.
So, is Dipcomrade Dargoygel secretly either Robin or Catwoman ? A question worthy of the Riddler... Crikey ... I might be the Riddler !!! How can I prevent my Adorable Martial Fire Breathing Mem Sahib, Her Serene Imperiousness Indoors lounging on a sofa eating cakes from finding out?

[MajorMitchell]

Has anyone ever seen Dipcomrade Dargoygel and Catwoman together?

[MajorMitchell]

I wonder if Gotham City records might prove my innocence, or at least that I'm not the Riddler or similar alleged criminal?

[PRINCE WILLIAM]

Your wording is too imperial, you are not the Riddle. You are king Tut!