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How to clean yer foreskin advice [HIDDEN]

#1 Post by brainbomb » Thu May 30, 2019 4:17 am

Was wondering if we could start a thread for best cleaning products to use on cleaning my cavities in and around my dingus. I tried mr. clean, lysol, off!, and industrial grade herbecide.

Nothing seems to help me keep my dickflaps clean. Anybody got any homemade remedies?
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Re: How to clean yer foreskin advice

#2 Post by goldfinger0303 » Thu May 30, 2019 4:28 am

Y'all are just trying to copy ConservativeMan, but are bad at it.
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Re: How to clean yer foreskin advice

#3 Post by MajorMitchell » Thu May 30, 2019 4:40 am

Gently dissolve a tablespoon of Condes Crystals in a delicate mixture of Prussic acid with a dash of Kentucky Sour Mash Bourbon . Add three drops of the Essence of Terror, then stir in a splash of Sinister Sauce ( do not lick the remnants of the wooden spoon) Then apply the mixture Liberally, not Conservatively to the affected parts. Rinse with high octane aviation gasoline. Kids should not try this without adult supervision.
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Re: How to clean yer foreskin advice [HIDDEN]

#4 Post by jmo1121109 » Thu May 30, 2019 5:38 am

Wanna see a magic trick? This thread is gone from the front page.
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Re: How to clean yer foreskin advice [HIDDEN]

#5 Post by TrPrado » Thu May 30, 2019 7:11 am

That’s a good trick.
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Re: How to clean yer foreskin advice [HIDDEN]

#6 Post by MajorMitchell » Thu May 30, 2019 7:58 am

Jmo, is that like your magic trick that kicked me out if the spectators gallery of your high stakes test game ?
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Re: How to clean yer foreskin advice [HIDDEN]

#7 Post by MajorMitchell » Thu May 30, 2019 8:12 am

Brainbomb, radical surgery might be your best option, a dingusectomy would remove the offending organ, and since you are an Artist of significant talent with paint & brush, you could simply paint on a new dingus, or have a crack at a bit of sculpting
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