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Fake Endgame Spoilers

#1 Post by CruaaderReynauld » Tue May 14, 2019 4:16 am

I've heard some hilarious fake endgame spoilers, my favorite one being, and I quote, "Aquaman drowns." followed by, "Thor plays Fortnite"

Got any good fake endgame spoilers? Feel free to share them with thread.

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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#2 Post by TrPrado » Tue May 14, 2019 4:34 am

Have you watched Endgame?

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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#3 Post by tobieee911 » Tue May 14, 2019 6:48 am

TrPrado wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 4:34 am
Have you watched Endgame?
It looks like he has not, otherwise he would know things... ;)

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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#4 Post by CruaaderReynauld » Tue May 14, 2019 7:34 pm

TrPrado wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 4:34 am
Have you watched Endgame?
No, I haven't, why do you ask?

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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#5 Post by TrPrado » Tue May 14, 2019 7:37 pm

No reason
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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#6 Post by SirThursday » Tue May 14, 2019 8:27 pm

They reveal that the Thanos snap from Infinity War didn't actually delete Dr Strange; it only revoked his medical license in the past, so he couldn't remove the shrapnel from Tony's heart, so no one could recruit Edward Norton for the second Incredible Hulk movie. That really brought tears to my eyes; totally unexpected butterfly effect

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#7 Post by yavuzovic » Tue May 14, 2019 10:33 pm

A new character called ChippeRock came up and revealed a bad guy so God cancelled the events chain and took Thanos back :cry:
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#8 Post by Percy Williams » Tue May 14, 2019 11:42 pm

They travel to an alternate universe where all the characters are present as animated fish, and film themselves as a sequel to finding Nemo, and tie the movie into the Pixar theory, making an even bigger crossover.
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#9 Post by alex222 » Wed May 15, 2019 3:16 am

You should probably watch Endgame soon. Like very soon.

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#10 Post by Percy Williams » Wed May 15, 2019 4:08 am

Wait, were we supposed to do FAKE Endgame spoilers? Sorry mates.
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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#11 Post by tobieee911 » Wed May 15, 2019 11:01 am

JOHN WICK KILLED THANOS!!!
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#12 Post by Octavious » Wed May 15, 2019 11:17 am

The film is three hours of Thanos sat outside by his country retreat, being irritated by a particularly grating bird song and getting increasingly damp in the light drizzle. In the closing two minutes he can't take it anymore and snaps things back the way they were.
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#13 Post by dargorygel » Wed May 15, 2019 12:43 pm

End Scene of End Games:
Gandalf stands in front of the New Avengers, studying for their Licensure Exam. He stares dramatically into the distance and Utters: "You Shall Not Pass." But Dr. Who picks up Dr. Strange JUST before the Infinity War Snap, and they go grab DeadPool (known because of the snap as, "NeverExistedPool") and HE takes that stupid little Engineer creature who works with Scotty and THROWS him at Thanos, who laughs because that little thing is cute, and JUST as he laughs, he decides to join the Dark Side and become Darth Thanos, so that some weird cross bred intergenerational band of Jedi can hum the opening credit scene from 2001: A Space Oddessy and Darth Thanos accidentally snaps his fingers again... and everthing is back the way it was, OTHER than Donald Trump. Who changes his last name to Duck. You know why. Oh, and the BritRoy baby is now triplets... and instead of Bexit, everyone joins Great Britain... calling it Make Britain Greater Again. But no one buys any caps.
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#14 Post by dargorygel » Wed May 15, 2019 12:48 pm

(and I didn't include any Dwarves laying siege to castles and getting attacked by dragons and some short fingered sea captain... because Thanos ALSO snapped Martin into FINISHING THE BOOK SERIES SO HE DIDN'T SELL THE RIGHTS TO HBO.)

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#15 Post by CruaaderReynauld » Thu May 16, 2019 11:53 pm

The Web Diplomacy Moderators ban Thanos for Multi.
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#16 Post by Magnetic24 » Fri May 17, 2019 2:45 am

Looks like Thanos got stuck in a blender and just couldn't get out. ;)

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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#17 Post by TrPrado » Fri May 17, 2019 3:30 am

CruaaderReynauld wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 11:53 pm
The Web Diplomacy Moderators ban Thanos for Multi.
Hey, the rules are the rules.
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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#18 Post by tobieee911 » Fri May 17, 2019 3:02 pm

TrPrado wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 3:30 am
CruaaderReynauld wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 11:53 pm
The Web Diplomacy Moderators ban Thanos for Multi.
Hey, the rules are the rules.
But can't he unban himself by using the infinity stones?

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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#19 Post by TrPrado » Fri May 17, 2019 3:08 pm

Nope. That’s circumventing a ban, which just makes his ban worse. There is no escaping the mods.
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Re: Fake Endgame Spoilers

#20 Post by tobieee911 » Fri May 17, 2019 3:47 pm

Well, he can snap the mods away??
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