The Titanic didn't sink. It sailed too close to the edge of the world and was dragged off by the current.
Wake up, sheeple! Shipping has increased exponentially since then but when was the last time you heard of an iceberg sinking one in the mid Atlantic? It doesn't happen! Carry out your own experiment. Float a tin can in the bath, get the largest block of ice from your freezer, collide them and inspect the damage. There won't be any! It's all lies pushed forward by the msm that you've been told time and time again so many times since you were a small child that it doesn't even occur to you to question them! Wake up and think!
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We are not saying that Evolution can't exist, only that it is guided by
His Noodly Appendage. And our Spaghedeity is extremely modest. For
some reason, He went through a great deal of trouble to make us believe that Evolution is true—masking the prominent role of Pirates in
our origins, making monkeys seem more important than they really
are, generally keeping behind the scenes and out of the spotlight.
In spite of His low profile, though, let no one doubt that the Church
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not only a groundbreaking religion,
but is also supported by hard science, making it probably the most unquestionably true theory ever put forth in the history of mankind. To
make my point, I will turn to the modern-day problem of global
warming.
Pirates, as you know, are His Chosen People. Yet their numbers have
been shrinking ever since the 1800s. Consequently, we find that global
warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of Pirates. To illustrate this fact, I
have included the following well-known graph from a recent study:
https://sparrowism.soc.srcf.net/home/pi ... ecool4.gif
His Noodly Appendage. And our Spaghedeity is extremely modest. For
some reason, He went through a great deal of trouble to make us believe that Evolution is true—masking the prominent role of Pirates in
our origins, making monkeys seem more important than they really
are, generally keeping behind the scenes and out of the spotlight.
In spite of His low profile, though, let no one doubt that the Church
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not only a groundbreaking religion,
but is also supported by hard science, making it probably the most unquestionably true theory ever put forth in the history of mankind. To
make my point, I will turn to the modern-day problem of global
warming.
Pirates, as you know, are His Chosen People. Yet their numbers have
been shrinking ever since the 1800s. Consequently, we find that global
warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of Pirates. To illustrate this fact, I
have included the following well-known graph from a recent study:
https://sparrowism.soc.srcf.net/home/pi ... ecool4.gif
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On page two of this thread why is jmo's name red and ATC's name not red? Devs plz fix thanks!!
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Red signifies admins for the phpbb forum board. Myself, bo_sox48, zultar, and Kestas are the only people who admin the forum board. What that means is we can setup new forum sections, themes, emoji's and other normally ignored things. The Dev icons are the only site representation for developers.
(edit): I accept +1's as a thank you for the time it took to explain this.
(edit): I accept +1's as a thank you for the time it took to explain this.
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