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by MajorMitchell
Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:48 am
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

Stool Pigeon & Singing Canary are aware of being in slight disgrace and being sycophants seeking approval. The good news is that Comrade Trucky has decided that my trusty pale blue Mercedes PanzerBenz needs new high quality replacement engine mounts & new sparkplugs and leads, so he and young whippe...
by MajorMitchell
Mon Aug 10, 2020 7:54 pm
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

What Ho from frosty Flyblown Farm. We're excited about more coming widespread rains across WA and Central.& Eastern Australia. CV19.has escaped into the public community in Victoria causing dramatic shutdowns and restrictions. The frosty nights are great for knocking the fly population on the head.y...
by MajorMitchell
Fri Aug 07, 2020 4:34 pm
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

A CalamityJane~ish Whippersnapper? A Fruedian Whippersnapper or Jungian?
by MajorMitchell
Fri Aug 07, 2020 4:30 pm
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

You could self identify as an EmilyBronte~esque Whippersnapper or a Dickensian Whippersnapper, Runyonesque Whippersnapper, or a Kafkaesque Whippersnapper, or a Shakespearean Whippersnapper, a Guys & Dolls Whippersnapper, a RockyHorrorShow Whippersnapper or a ClockworkOrangeDroogish Whippersnapper or...
by MajorMitchell
Fri Aug 07, 2020 4:21 pm
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

As I recall flash it was a comment from you implying that I might be "talking to myself" in this thread, a clumsy way of suggesting that this thread had few readers is my inference & at that time this thread had about 430 views & now it's 1,790+ views. I asked a general question, words to the effect...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:41 pm
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Topic: Bar Billiards
Replies: 11
Views: 261

Re: Bar Billiards

Trust me, JB was a most industrious chap and a dab hand at filling out a monthly overtime form legitimately to maximise his income. He had two families back in UK to support in properties to maintain plus the new family and residence in Melbourne to fund. He and I were a formidable team, and cracked...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:29 pm
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Topic: Bar Billiards
Replies: 11
Views: 261

Re: Bar Billiards

The golden age of billiards in Australia was in the early gold rush periods and.around the Goldfields eg Bendigo in Victoria, Bathurst in NSW Kalgoorlie WA late nineteenth century. The gold miners in Victoria in late 29th century were that wealthy that they consumed imported French Champaign and cav...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:46 am
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

Ho ho. Using be instead of other terms eg am .. that's Comrade Trucky chatter.. He's visited again recently. Lovely Princess Estelle might be getting Stockholm syndrome.. Flyblown Farm has endured some bitterly cold nights and mornings outside. Inside the fires have been burning steadily, from.Cooks...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:24 am
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

Now I be playing with persons again in a game of classic and I have Italy.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:22 am
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

Then I might have tried a few games with Italy and gone well and had nearly the most fun as I'd had with England.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:21 am
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Topic: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor
Replies: 62
Views: 1880

Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

Das BlighterDalekBots are bloomin difficult to beat with Das Germany, after 20+ games the best I think I got to was two 16/17 SC draws. With Russia it was a similar tale. I tried multiple games using three openings.. the conventional army Warsaw to Galicia army Moscow to Ukraine fleet Sev to Black S...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:09 am
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Topic: Bar Billiards
Replies: 11
Views: 261

Re: Bar Billiards

My understanding of these table, balls & cues capers are that Snooker is played with , I think fifteen balls & white cue ball. Several red balls set up in triangular formation, Black ball as rear garden. Pink ball in front of red ball formation with three balls, line abreast in lead position, brown,...
by MajorMitchell
Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:00 pm
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Topic: Do dogs go to heaven or hell?
Replies: 13
Views: 452

Re: Do dogs go to heaven or hell?

This is my point, many of us might occasionally wish or pray for Omnipotent Powers so we could solve some vexing problem like PF being unreasonable about Liverpool, but when we consider the proposition on the basis that with the Omnipotent Powers come all encompassing responsibilities then those of ...
by MajorMitchell
Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:50 pm
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Topic: Returneing to The Game
Replies: 23
Views: 551

Re: Returneing to The Game

You will have to get used to using Truthspeak, CorrectChat & AcceptableExpression in the Bwave New Forum with more Decorum. Everyone has been granted inalienable rights to be offended or satirical
by MajorMitchell
Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Returneing to The Game
Replies: 23
Views: 551

Re: Returneing to The Game

Oh dear, you can't use such disrespectful terminology Thucy. They're the DalekBot Truthspeak Re~education Counselors
by MajorMitchell
Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:04 am
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Topic: Returneing to The Game
Replies: 23
Views: 551

Re: Returneing to The Game

Oh dearest Thucy, I've made it into the top 3% at webdiplomacy and any malicious rumours about thumping bribery & that and my lawyers in the Cayman Islands have destroyed all receipts and records cannot be confirmed or denied.
by MajorMitchell
Sun Jul 19, 2020 1:50 am
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Topic: Returneing to The Game
Replies: 23
Views: 551

Re: Returneing to The Game

Welcome back Thucy. Congratulations on becoming a Whole Ass Scientist, the world needs more Ass Scientists. You didn't decide to specialise? Concentrate on Piles or Flatulence? As an Amateur Gynecologist & Bum Whisperer I commend you on having​ gained formal qualifications. Much has changed at webdi...
by MajorMitchell
Sun Jul 19, 2020 1:04 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Non-aggression pact
Replies: 13
Views: 354

Re: Non-aggression pact

You do what you perceive to be in the best interests of the nation you have in the game.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:46 pm
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Topic: Do dogs go to heaven or hell?
Replies: 13
Views: 452

Re: Do dogs go to heaven or hell?

Here's an interesting question, what if you, or me, any readers.were offered the opportunity to be God. For instance St Peter appears & over tea & scones he explains that God & Jesus and the Holy Spirit have had enough of the God caper & want to relax and play golf and they want you to take on the p...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:33 pm
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Topic: Do dogs go to heaven or hell?
Replies: 13
Views: 452

Re: Do dogs go to heaven or hell?

Octavious our Oracle is it possible that you delicately omitted the bit about the elderly ladies sending their pet dogs that are reincarnated wicked sinners if male to the vet's for an encounter with castrating knife & other cosmetic snips to ears & tail?