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by MajorMitchell
Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Australian Federal Election~Saturday 18th May
Replies: 5
Views: 760

Australian Federal Election~Saturday 18th May

Hoorah!!! Prime Minister ScoMo has been to visit our Governor General & request that a Federal election be held on Saturday 18th May & the election process has started. ScoMo is the third Liberal Party/National Party Government leader in 6 years (2 consecutive terms in office starting with PM Tony A...
by MajorMitchell
Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:56 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Important Notification about Chickens
Replies: 11
Views: 677

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Feed chickens clay & they become bricklayers ?
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:41 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Your President thinks that the noise from windmills causes cancer
Replies: 11
Views: 700

Re: Your President thinks that the noise from windmills causes cancer

I've had to previously reprimand webellious wascally North American Colonists about their Pidgin~Spanglish. The problems caused when their dialects & gibberish escape into global usage cannot be understated. It is not Proper Christian English to use the word think in it's various forms in associatio...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:26 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: The Matriarchy in Full Swing
Replies: 3
Views: 565

Re: The Matriarchy in Full Swing

I shan't comment on a specific case about which I know nothing. I volunteered to live under the rule of not just one Mighty Matriarch, The Most Beautiful Fire Breathing MemSahib, Her Imperiousness Indoors Lying on a sofa eating cakes, but two, the second being Delightful Princess Estelle. When I gaz...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:38 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Introducing...Chaos!
Replies: 20
Views: 2362

Re: Introducing...Chaos!

This new fangled Chaos looks perfectly Daffy with a big D. So I'll try it. I noticed in a Chaos game I'm spectating that the three blighters with England all had armies. Is that by choice or design ? If by design then I'd suggest that the player with London has an advantage over the other two.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Free wet noodle
Replies: 3
Views: 554

Re: Free wet noodle

The Most Beautiful Fire Breathing MemSahib, Her Lovely Imperiousness Lying on a sofa eating cakes advises me that I already have a small wet noodle suitable for canoodling. Share yours amongst the more deserving noodleless of the world.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Hoorah to Omnipotent Zultar
Replies: 5
Views: 596

Re: Hoorah to Omnipotent Zultar

My fear is that Maniac will find out the answer before I do & will surge to a lead in our race to become an Almighty Mod.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Hoorah to Omnipotent Zultar
Replies: 5
Views: 596

Re: Hoorah to Omnipotent Zultar

I'm just grovelling for +1s & brownie points so I might be initiated into a bit of secret Almighty Mod stuff, in particular the answer to the Acolyte Almighty Mod test question on how in Ancient Mediterranean variant does a player convoy an army through the eye of a needle to invade the Promised Lan...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Hoorah to Omnipotent Zultar
Replies: 5
Views: 596

Re: Hoorah to Omnipotent Zultar

I'm a bit of a pestilential old blighter & it's regrettable that the Almighty Mods and the site owners are forced to confront offensive behaviour & repeated rule breaking. I absolutely support their collective stand against racism and the posting of sexually offensive material/abuse etc. When they d...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Hoorah to Omnipotent Zultar
Replies: 5
Views: 596

Hoorah to Omnipotent Zultar

In a nauseous display of adoration I will offer sincere​ gratitude for Omnipotent Zultar's recent actions in response to some extremely offensive behaviour.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What are you reading?
Replies: 22
Views: 1019

Re: What are you reading?

This thread. Characters need some work & the plot is a bit thin so far..
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Visiting America
Replies: 30
Views: 1306

Re: Visiting America

What is happening with our intrepid Traveller ? Did customs coppers lock him up, deport him or allow him entry ? Meeting Diplomacy players & kissing them happily ?
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: World War I
Replies: 30
Views: 1024

Re: World War I

I haven't seen the YouTube thingy .. I'm not a YouTube watcher.i.would suggest that England entered the Great War because of it's treaty obligations & other reasons. (popular domestic suppt , public enthusiasm & a belief in a quick war & victory as an example) By the time England is presented with t...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FREE ALEX NOGGLE
Replies: 10
Views: 607

Re: FREE ALEX NOGGLE

I'm struggling to recall a less impressive contribution
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FREE ALEX NOGGLE
Replies: 10
Views: 607

Re: FREE ALEX NOGGLE

Are we expected to be impressed in any way ?
by MajorMitchell
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:01 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Visiting America
Replies: 30
Views: 1306

Re: Visiting America

Enjoy yourself on your holiday. I hope "kiss the pavement" is just a rash expression as i.am sure there will be many trees to hug & people to embrace & possibly kiss ... ask for consent with the kissing as there is a fondness for litigation & you might end up being sued in judge Judy's TV court, or ...
by MajorMitchell
Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:45 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I'm back
Replies: 5
Views: 231

Re: I'm back

Your return helps disprove the doubtful assertion in another thread that there is a mass Exodus of the best players
by MajorMitchell
Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:56 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Development Feedback
Replies: 71
Views: 4947

Re: Development Feedback

I'm at an old comrades retirement house in one of those fenced & gated mini suburbs & when Diplomacy got mentioned he 'fessed up to playing online .. in a game playing Germany & doing well, so I made him show it to me on his desktop PC/screen. The site (he thinks ..the blighter is deflecting.. ) is ...
by MajorMitchell
Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:43 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Mueller Report Release Party
Replies: 16
Views: 813

Re: Mueller Report Release Party

The role of Barr has been remarked upon by former ethics lawyer in a Bush administration who argued that as Barr had written advice memos for persons in Trump's administration related to the Russian interference & alleged conspiracies before becoming Attorney General, that Barr should have recused h...
by MajorMitchell
Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:35 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: One Nation & the NRA~or~Australian Gun Laws are effective
Replies: 3
Views: 103

Re: One Nation & the NRA~or~Australian Gun Laws are effective

Typos.. 4th paragraph. Substitute fears for gears