[quote="Josef IV" post_id=183926 time=1603204305 user_id=8583]
e.m.c.: Can I also hire one of the units to get a more involved feeling? :-D
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Have fun: https://webdiplomacy.net/contrib/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=183928

e.m.c.: Can I also hire one of the units to get a more involved feeling? :-D

This is going to be the dumbest game ever, and I'm all for that.

[quote="Josef IV" post_id=183916 time=1603173621 user_id=8583]
Would love to join, but sadly the "you and you" offer lasted only a few hours... :)
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Well, there's certainly nothing stopping you from yelling messages at us from the peanut gallery ;)

Since it's public press, if we respond it'll be easily visible.

Would love to join, but sadly the "you and you" offer lasted only a few hours... :)

For the record, commentary from the peanut galleria is not only welcome, but encouraged. Because stupidity of this magnitude demands to be witnessed.

I'm in, send me the link.

Are there any press-quirky requirements? Such as: Every sentence of pressing must begin with subsequent letters of the English (American) alphabet? Or that hidden messages are required in dull paragraphs? Or that implied rhyming must be discernable?

[quote="Peregrine Falcon" post_id=183904 time=1603151930 user_id=49]
Can you post the link once made so we can watch this peak of nonsense?
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I resemble that remark...

[quote=e.m.c^42 post_id=183905 time=1603153466 user_id=678]
[quote="Peregrine Falcon" post_id=183904 time=1603151930 user_id=49]
Can you post the link once made so we can watch this peak of nonsense?
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But first we need two more players - would you be willing? :p
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I wish I could, but I'm afraid I don't think I have time even for a 10-day phase if it involves press. (Also, the only other 10-day phase I've played I made me want to tear my brain out.)

[quote=e.m.c^42 post_id=183905 time=1603153466 user_id=678]

Certainly! Probably safe to peanut gallery this as well, lol
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Peanuts sound great :-D

I am dying for a long phase game. Sign me up, si vous plais.

[quote="Peregrine Falcon" post_id=183904 time=1603151930 user_id=49]
Can you post the link once made so we can watch this peak of nonsense?
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Certainly! Probably safe to peanut gallery this as well, lol

But first we need two more players - would you be willing? :p

Can you post the link once made so we can watch this peak of nonsense?

Do you find yourself vaguely wanting to spam press messages and play diplomacy, but haven't the free time to commit for a full press game? Want to play a board of cunning deceptions, but can't be arsed sending individualised press to separate players?

Or perhaps, secretly deep down, you sometimes find yourself afflicted with a repulsive curiosity; the ghastly urge of wanting to read vaguely erotic Chaqa&Chipotle stories—

If so, there's the perfect game that's about to start for you.

[b]With 10 day long phase lengths, 5 point buy-in, understandable numbers of excused delays, and public press, this shall fulfill your every desire as a pursuer of the eminent lazy diplomat's life. [/b]

Our players are currently:

[b]Me![/b] — Mediocre yet floridly loquacious regardless
[b]Chaqa![/b] — Of the impressively strategic, yet incredibly stoned orders
[b]Matticus13![/b] — With his mysterious moves of knowledge
[b]Yigg![/b] — The public press master, may his lovely words caress our eyes
[b]NEFS![/b] — Of live game renown, stabbity poke poke #winning

which leaves you, and you! :D

Indicate interest with a reply, and if we fill I'll create the game.