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by Hominidae » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:42 pm
by Carl Tuckerson » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:42 pm
Jamiet99uk wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:37 pm The chairman of the Flat Earth Society died of a sudden heart attack. Ascending to heaven, he was met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. St. Peter said: "Ok sir, we've realised your life may have been taken slightly too early. It isn't quite your time to enter the kingdom of heaven. You will be restored to life. But first...." St. Peter gestured to the Earth, spinning, clearly visible from the heavenly viewpoint. "As you can see, the Earth is a sphere, just as the Lord created it. Please, child, the heavenly father finds your little organisation somewhat of an insult to his creation. So, when you return to the mortal realm, please, tell your followers the truth." And with a flash, the chairman of the Flat Earth Society awoke, restored to life! He leapt to his feet and picked up the telephone, to ask his deputies to organise an urgent special meeting of the whole society. A crowd of society members gathered the next day to hear what he had to say. "Friends, colleagues, fellow flat earthers, I have amazing news", he began. "I have had a startling and profound revelation that I must report to you!" They listened, hanging on his every word. "Yes indeed. You see, I have discovered an important truth....... "THE CONSPIRACY GOES MUCH HIGHER THAN WE EVER IMAGINED!"
by dargorygel » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:39 pm
by Jamiet99uk » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:37 pm
by Percy Williams » Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:19 am
yavuzovic wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:04 pm Percy Williams wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:47 pm Couldn't you just call it "earth variant" since the earth Is flat? Because of a glitch in this site, fleets can pass to a side from the other.
Percy Williams wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:47 pm Couldn't you just call it "earth variant" since the earth Is flat?
by yavuzovic » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:04 pm
by Percy Williams » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:47 pm
by David E. Cohen » Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:42 pm
by Magnetic24 » Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:45 am
by Ernst_Brenner » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:21 pm
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