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Finished: 02 PM Fri 24 Apr 09 UTC
Private Pen Island
3 days /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Playdrian (1012 D)
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: You fell for his game theory mumbo-jumbo, didn't you?! WHAT DID I TELL YOU! He'll blind you with social science!
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: It's worse than that; he didn't really say anything at all, and I just sort of assumed he KNEW WHAT WAS IN HIS BEST DAMN INTERESTS. You absolute pillock.
14 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: Me likey supply centers?
14 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: Bitches, learn to finalize your builds!
14 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: Every time Russia tries to finalize his builds he just starts laughing maniacally. It's a heavy burden to bear. (Punzzzzzzzzzzzz!)
14 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: I've never actually seen anyone call anyone else "a pillock" on the internet. On the other hand, now you know who your enemies are.
15 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1902: Curse my stubby fingers! Couldn't enter builds on time.
16 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1902: For your "Weird Shit" file: http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/
16 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1902: Isn't Russia also the country where some dude tried to have sex with a badger and the badger bit his penis off?
18 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: Should've followed the one basic principle of Diplomacy / manhood: always hold Brest.
18 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: And, if possible, supporting up. But remember, cup, don't squeeze.
18 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: Also, Frank gets the business from all angles. This is what happens when you slap the entire world in the face with your dick and then forget to build.
20 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: Damn, this is what happens when you go on vacation! Happy feasting on my carcass, y'all.
20 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: While I sympathize with your situation, Jake and Adrian demonstrated the pause feature at the beginning of the game.
20 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: Yeah, I'm not complaining. I figured the hotel room would have internet access. It did, but for $25 a day. Figured I could get back in time to make the move, train left early! The fates conspired to bring down Russia.
20 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: dpjudge 4 lyfe
21 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: I cannot get a break.
21 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: "This rhino came from my womb, okay? I birthed him, I nursed him, and darn it, I'll be the only one who raises him!"
21 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: The sun never sets on the British Empire, motherfuckers!
23 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Can't we all just be friends? I suggest everyone order their armies to hold and think about peace for a turn.
24 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Looks like Russia is the only country that is for peace.
24 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: Now that everyone's here for the Russian peace conference, might I interest you in these Fourteen Points?
24 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: What sort of hotel exactly did your firm put you in that charged $25 a day for internet? The Motel 6?
27 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: There's a recession on, you know.
05 May 09 UTC Spring, 1905: So, one thing I learned recently is that your points up to 100 refresh. So, if you have a rating of 100 and you bet 100, then even if you lose your rating will go back up to 100.
05 May 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Which means that if we do this again the bet should be 100.
06 May 09 UTC Spring, 1905: it may need to be smaller just to get us to zero first.
07 May 09 UTC Spring, 1905: CIGARETTES MAIM THEY MAIM I'M MAIMED
07 May 09 UTC Spring, 1905: http://kflowers.blogspot.com/2009/04/diplomacy-is-fun-leadership-training.html
08 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: I'm always honest, and I always lose. All Diplomacy teaches me is that people are despicable and the only way to get ahead is to be a slimy bastard. In that sense, Diplomacy is only training for a career in Sacramento politics, or maybe to be a lobbyist.
08 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: I am such a complainer.
09 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: I'm pretty sure being a slimy bastard works in diverse fields. I'm just not sure how to apply the lesson I learned in this game, "brutally attack Brenton immediately and without especially good reason."
09 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: Sufferin' suckatash!
11 May 09 UTC Spring, 1906: Germany: Not A Fan Of Munich.
12 May 09 UTC Spring, 1906: fuck munich!
12 May 09 UTC Spring, 1906: Vat about ze brewhausen unt bratwursten!?
12 May 09 UTC Spring, 1906: La merda è banane
12 May 09 UTC Spring, 1906: !
12 May 09 UTC Spring, 1906: B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
13 May 09 UTC Spring, 1906: England: Also not a fan of Munich. What's wrong with Munich?
13 May 09 UTC Spring, 1906: Munich is terrible, don't go there.
20 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: I WILL SURVIVE IN EXILE! Me and the Dali Lama are best friends. We eat an late lunch in Cassis every Sunday.
21 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: I retire to Bohemia!
21 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: You fools! He who controls North Africa controls the world!
21 May 09 UTC Spring, 1908: I think you'd be better off controlling France, perfidious Albion!
22 May 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Hurrr
29 May 09 UTC Spring, 1909: I'm glad that the Czar still rules Finland with an iron fist.
31 May 09 UTC Spring, 1909: I shit cannoli.
06 Jun 09 UTC yessssss!
06 Jun 09 UTC will this let me write here forever? I'm going to start a blog and publish it here.

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Turkey
Playdrian (1012 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 333 D
19 supply-centers, 16 units
Germany
DanLei (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 88 D
5 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
Seaweb (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 53 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
France
SilEighty (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 35 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
England
oddbovine (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
Davinator (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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