Finished: 04 PM Fri 06 Jul 12 UTC
the threat is on your other front !!
1 day /phase
Pot: 232 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by MM (1179 D)
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: There is nothing in the rules against a 3 way French German Russian alliance,
stop whinging because you are realising that they used you against Austria
and step up
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: i think it's a deadly combination
but have rarely seen it so work this well
they gained 6 sc's
kept England to one, Turkey to one you to one and me to two so 5 for "us"
but i use the "us" term in it's loosest possible sense
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: your best hope for you, from here is that France fails to make his builds
if he makes them you are stuffed
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: should have moved to Piedmont and given me Venice when you had the chance,
you ungrateful whinger
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Austria shut up
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Don't delude yourself Mr Russia by imagining that you have any capacity to enforce your last comment.
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Austria, I would like to let you know that Russia, myself, and probably everyone else would greatly appreciate it if you would shut up.
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: STIFF CHEDDAR OLD CHAP
SHOULD HAVE JOINED A GAME WITHOUT MESSAGING THEN OLD BEAN
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: oh. he's english. that explains a lot
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: WHAT A CLEVER MONKEY
CAN IT PAINT AS WELL ?
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: THIS IS , REPEAT IS, GOING TO BE HUGELY ENTERTAINING WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON AFTER THE LAST SLOW DANCE
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: MIND YOU, IF FRANCE DOESN'T MAKE HIS BUILDS THERE WILL BE FUN BEFORE BEDTIME
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Italy, Germany, Turkey, want to gang rape austria so he shuts up?
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: oh oh oh oh baby, I'm hearing uncle Clement (Freud, Froid or Fried, ah whatever..)
whats behind a 'gang rape" fantasy
that's deep cool daddy
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: That's one reason to dictate foreign policy! Heh!
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Ah've got a whole big bag
of insecurity
It's about Mum and Dad
when I was three.....
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: finally, everyone admits that Austria needs to shut up. and this was all directed solely at me for a while.
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Still, I don't think there's anything more sinister going on in this game than simple rambling.
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Except a very sneaky Western Triple! Beware =D
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: who mentioned Dick ???... and what did he take ????
Clever Dick or Naughty Dick
Big Dick or Li'l Dick
Black Dick or White Dick
Thin Dick or Fat Dick
My dick or your Dick
Red Dick or Blue Dick

just what does he mean ????
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: A triple that'll soon fall to pieces however, if France doesn't manage to be around for the builds.
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: you're probably right.

and yeah, i'm caught right in the vice of that triple
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Implore we must - that Austria doesn't attack you while you beat back the vile French.
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Austria, that imbecile, mate you are in more strife than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: not happening. austria's got a vendetta against me now, and keeps insisting that i die a slow and painful death while he watches happily and eats popcorn
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: PEANUTS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
YOU FEED MONKEYS PEANUTS
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: crikey, I'm worried about this Russian chappie,
GANG RAPE,
i am not sure that Her Indoors would take a lenient view of chappies with these tastes
drinking tea from her best china,
this chappie sounds like one of those blighters who fails to ensure his caddy rakes the bunkers properly after his use of them
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: you are probably some 35 year old guy living in his parent's basement. Time to get out and find a real job buddy.
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: no no no wrong again
when i was 37 i had a 17 year old girlfriend, and Her Indoors has kept herself trim
and trimm'd & i live upstairs in my/our ('twas mine & fully owned, when i met her ) hacienda & you can add a few years to the age.
Job, i always have a full time 24 by 7 by 52 weeks a year job,
taking care of the most precious person in my little world,
& I think the naughty wench sticks powdered Viagra's
in my tea every once in a while.
as to paid employment i am on a Sabbatical, and should be attending to my studies,
but it's so much fun baiting you delinquents
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: oh there's an error in the above
should be
when i was 37 i foolishly, without thinking carefully, aquired a 17 y o girlfriend,
& continue as above
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: ^I'm not reading this
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: i understand, but trust me, I pay a heavy and unremitting cost for her pleasurable company
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: women are generally an expensive hobby for a chap to have,
much cheaper to have a yacht
07 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1902: CONGRATULATIONS iTALY the iPODIOT

your good friend France despises new fangled units and will forge ahead with the three tried and trusty ones he already has, is good news for you and England and Germany
09 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: Hello, France is comming! Good game
09 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: :( oh France..
09 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: run away run away
14 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: Oh, France!
19 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: Farewell & Goodbye to Italy
I will probably follow you out of the game,
please remember the lesson, if I have Austria I don't mind being attacked by Russia and or Turkey, but when Italy attacks Austria I will always let Turkey get as many of my sc's as I can and do my best to make sure Italy is eliminated from the game.
19 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: Be a good sport and ready-up Italy
21 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Please all excuse me not readying up. I'm leaving to celebrate Midsummer festivities on a summer cottage and my internet access shall be limited to a few specific points in the next couple of days, so I'm waiting out the 7 hours currently on the clock to time my visits better. :) Ironic considering what I just said to Italy.
23 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Germany please ready your army in kiel
23 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1907: 5 minutes left submitted and not readied, and here comes the readying police... =(
28 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: I think we'll have the stalemate in a couple of turns. Time to stab Vienna and Budapest... =)
29 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: You guessed it! Now let's watch when it never happens!
01 Jul 12 UTC Spring, 1910: Well, then how about calling this a draw now?
Baltic holds Kiel, Ruhr holds Burgundy, Brest holds Gascony.
02 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1910: Guess what gentlemen! It's gonna be a draw with three people! Get to work.
05 Jul 12 UTC Generous thanks for Russia for allowing me to win, after saying he needs to leave for a vacation.
06 Jul 12 UTC Congratulations Turkey
Austria, Italy & Russia, reap the consequences of ganging up on Austria when I play it, and you 3 gang up on Austria---I do my best to set Turkey on this path, but Turkey's player deserves the credit for his win
06 Jul 12 UTC err a few typos it should be aimed at Italy and Russia and two not 3

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Turkey
MM (1179 D)
Won. Bet: 28 D, won: 123 D
18 supply-centers, 14 units
England
Conor07 (942 D)
Survived. Bet: 28 D, won: 55 D
8 supply-centers, 7 units
Germany
balintx0 (456 D)
Survived. Bet: 28 D, won: 21 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
Russia
Survived. Bet: 28 D, won: 21 D
3 supply-centers, 7 units
France
Tommyfrank (212 D)
Survived. Bet: 36 D, won: 14 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Italy
hugu37 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 28 D
Austria
MajorMitchell (1033 D)
Defeated. Bet: 28 D
Civil Disorders
chief_jimmymac (100 D)France (Spring, 1902) with 5 centres.
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