Congratulations to xorxes for winning both the FvA and GvI 1v1 tournaments, as well as VillageIdiot for placing third in the Nexus Diplomacy tournament!

Finished: 08 PM Sun 08 Apr 12 UTC
Good old game-2
1 days /phase
Pot: 350 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
30 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: France, wouldn't you rather have us stab each other? I would think that would better ensure your terms.
30 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: I smell fear.
30 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: ok then have it your way. I'm going to be the one who laughs last.
30 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: whoever reaches 17scs first gets the 18th bonus from me.
01 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: can we get a "ready" from you?
01 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: you can wait 13 hrs.
01 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: nice, sore losers are the best!
01 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: nah, I prefer amateurs that know shit about tactics!
Go back to Risk Austria. Diplomacy requires a brain.
01 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: btw I kicked your asses last turn. Both of you. Know why? I am a far better player than you ll ever become.
01 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Just reinforcing the alliance against you by being a jerk I would imagine. It's just a game. Go down with some self-respect.
01 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1907: have it your way then.
Russia right this turn edi, lvp, lon, bel and hol will be empty for you to enter
FUCK YOU AUSTRIA
and grow up kid.
If you can't handle some pressure go back running to your mom.
And tell her I said hi
hellalt
01 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1907: boo hoo boo hoo poor Austria.
Hellalt fucked your mother's filthy whore ass.
What a bitch!
01 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1907: BOO HOO BOO HOO cry baby Austria.
01 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Stay classy.
02 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Hellalt, why are you so angry? I know you are on the wrong side of a 2-on-1, but I don't understand the insults.
02 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: For the same reason you don't allow yourself to grab 5 easy scs due to those insults...
Anyway, I'm not angry. My place in the final draw is 100% assured.
You don't have the skills and/or experience required to get a 17-17 draw.
02 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: I'm just tying to have some fun in a game with mediocre players and my way of fun is insults especially if that disturbs people.
02 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: It's not disturbing. It just come across as immature, and something that I never see in FtF games. I like to imagine that since this is a game for thinkers, we could all manage to be more cordial.

As to your proposal for five easy centers, there is no fun in that, and at best it invites a power vaccum, forcing Austria to stab me to prevent the solo win. It's not a bad move on your part, to keep yourself going.

Either way, aside from checking the stats you posted on this server, I have no way of knowing how experienced you are. If you have been playing long enough to discern my own total experience based on this game alone, then congrats. It's disappointing to me that experienced players such as yourself find their enjoyment in losing situations with baseless insults. That's all.
02 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: I'm not in a losing situation dude.
There is no possible way you can arrange a 17-17 draw without me being able to force a solo of you or Austria.
And of course I'm going to threaten doing it and even worse I'm actually going to do it just to ensure a survival.
If there is a way of getting a 17-17 draw let me know.
Otherwise press draw.
02 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: 2 people determined to have a 17-17 draw can always arrange it. Whether or not you think that is in the "spirit of the game" when one person has access to 18 is up to you. But it isn't a hard technical problem.
02 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: seems to me you count on Russia not getting the 18sc Austria.
Yeah, you can count on that, sucker! ;)
02 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: seems to me you count on Russia not getting the 18sc Austria.
Yeah, you can count on that, sucker! ;)
03 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Russia, lvp, lon, par and bre are yours.
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: my disband will make it pretty damn easy.
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: This will be so fun...
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: gas s mar hold, mao and gol s wes hold
my moves will be publicly known from now on.
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: I don't know what nao and enc will do, probably nothing. For sure they won't cover lvp, cly, wal or lon :-)
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: Poor Austria you reached a stalemate.
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: Russia, have fun in lvp, lon, bre, par dude ;)
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: Austria, remember this was your fault. Enjoy your survival in the game.
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: You deserved all the insults you got cause plain and simple you are fucking stupid. I deny playing another game with a dumbass like yourself.
03 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1908: You are marked in my noob list for life.
04 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: oh really Russia.
You expect me to believe you won't take the solo when you can just because of my insults.
In that case there are two probabilities.
1. You are the stupidest son of a whore in the fucking planet and if you ever come to Greece I ll shoot you in the head with no regrets. (1%)
2. You are just a hypocrite and expect the right moment to grab the solo and leave stupid Austria wondering what happened. (99%)
For you sake I hope it's no 2.
Austria, no matter what your stupidity is accurate and valid 100%. So don't ever visit Greece. I ll locate you and execute you with less regrets than killing a pigeon.
04 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: Btw you are both muted from now on and I 'm not going to accept a draw as a result.
04 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: after this game is over I'm going to ridicule you for your play in the public forums Austria.
04 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1909: Heads up.
I'm going to need a pause starting this Sunday April 8 and ending Monday April 16.
Grant it or don't grant it I don't really care.
04 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1909: If you confirm your orders right away each turn, this will likely be resolved before the 8th.
04 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1909: That would go for all of us, obviously.
04 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1909: I really think your abuse has gone beyond the pale of even when normal annoying in-game taunting seems standard around here. I'm certain Greece is a worse off country having you living there.
04 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1909: Greece is a fucked up country full of fucking morons and it doesn't deserve a mastermind genius like myself.
04 Apr 12 UTC Spring, 1909: I don't give a shit about my country and I puke on Aristotle's grave.
04 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: Russia how pathetic can you actually be? Prove me you can be even more.
Hahahah You are just not worth of being called a human being.
04 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: You both make me sick. Your humanity is disgusting. Russia in a game where stabbing is everything you try to avoid soloing because someone talked bad at you. How childish is that you prick? Austria, in a game where Russia can solo anytime he wants you keep being his whore-bitch sucking gallons of cum off his dick. You obviously are maximum 16 years old. Diplomacy is about luck after all. If it weren't you both should have been dead in all games you played in your lifetime till 1902.
05 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: My soldiers will be happy to be sunning themselves on the beaches of Iberia after such a long and bloody war. I hope you can find some players who live up to your expectations Hellalt. Maybe create a password protected game and make it a requirement to be a regular at /b/.
05 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: ha word masturbation by Austria while Russia always holds the solo in his hands...
05 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1910: what a great accomplishment
Your whore mother must be proud Russia that you gave up a solo.
I guess you can't expect something more from a stupid American, the dumbest nation on the planet.
Enjoy your stupid 2 way
You just FUCKED the way the game is played.
What more can I say?
I fuck all your genealogical tree and pie on your ancestors graves.
I curse the moments your stupid ugly fathers didn't manage to pull out of your mother's rotten pussy.
Cu in hell you pieces of turd.
06 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1910: Russia and Austria the masters of masturbation.
06 Apr 12 UTC Autumn, 1910: I ve started a forum thread about your childish behavior. I m going to ridicule you for about a month having even more fun. Yeah, I'm evil and I fuck your moms, I know. I also fuck baby jesus sometimes.
07 Apr 12 UTC Congrats fucking morons
You are banned from my games for life.
Talk to me again when you learn how to play Diplomacy aka when you understand the meaning of solo.
07 Apr 12 UTC Till then say hello to your mother's gaping asshole from me.

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Austria
erist (228 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 175 D
17 supply-centers, 13 units
Russia
gryncat (2631 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 175 D
17 supply-centers, 13 units
England
radionin (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
France
hellalt (113 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Italy
rlsmith47 (692 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Germany
Boner (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Turkey
dvp834 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
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