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Finished: 02 PM Thu 29 Mar 12 UTC
Serbia
1 days /phase
Pot: 89 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by ElJefe (115 D)
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=83176#gamePanel

I wonder who's cheating with his mates in this game?
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: It hasn't even started yet. And thats creepy. You have too much time on your hands.
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=81874#gamePanel

and this game !!
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: I told you he is a pedophile.
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=81559#gamePanel

and this game !!
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: That's why I am losing in that one...good call.
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: If you aren't playing in this game anymore why do you keep commenting?
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: I've got an idea for you guys because you're all so bleeding arrogant and cock sure of yourselves .......... try playing a game on your own ans see how well you do, oh no I see you already tried that and you were rubbish ..... ha ha ha, a legend in your own lunch-time !!
Have any of you guys won any game at all without meta-gaming?
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Nobody likes cheats Turkey !!
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Have you is the better question?
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: ElJoko I can see you've tried playing games without your support team, pathetic, I'm sure you don't need reminding of the ignominious defeats
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=80268#gamePanel

What happened here, looks like you are screwed up en masse ..... ha ha ha !!
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: There is your dictionary again. Your comebacks= sad.
16 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Does your momma know you're playing on the internet, she obviously doesn't believe in parental control otherwise she would have strangled you at birth, that's why you've turned out to be such a pretentious arsehole. What are doing at school today, is it numbers, letters or shapes ?
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Alright wise guy, listen up. My GPA is higher than your IQ, my SAT scores are higher than your salary, and my scholarships total more than your net worth. Let's shut up and try to realize that you're the old sick-minded pedophile that cannot accept the fact that he isn't worthy to be allied with. Diplomacy is obviously your life since you never get off of it. How about we stop arguing and let this game play out? It isn't worth any of our time to sit around and argue like a bunch of simpletons, especially with the kind of jokes you come up with.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Guys there's no need to be nasty, it's only a game, chill out & enjoy !!
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Guys how are getting on, are you winning? Yep, that'll be 'cos no-one else is playing .... LOL !!
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: We were winning before you quit anyway.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: You're so intelligent you were winning before we started the game, but if I ask you the meaning of meta-gaming you become non-plussed, this is known as selective intelligence or 'being American' .......... OK dudes, good job, way to go !!.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: No school today children, maybe you can give some thought to the US deficit and burgeoning debt issues, if you all work together you'll probably have that cracked by lunch-time. Then maybe a little time self-reflecting on how intelligent you all are, maybe a quick daydream about working for Goldman Sachs or becoming a Republican Party candidate, quick read of the Bible, send out a few anti-abortion e-mails, make up jokes about poor people and ethnic` minorities before getting on to the serious business of playing against nobody and feeling really superior about it because you're people that want to be taken serious. The US needs more pretentious arrogant twats like yourselves running the country ....... I think not !!
Enjoy the game.......
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: I'm agnostic and support abortion, and only an arrogant person would just insult and stereotype republicans like that. Also, one of our friends playing this game is Indian and republican. Maybe you should be the arrogant twat to lead the country, but your too stupid to lead anything.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: I wasn't talking to you Turkey so shut your pie-hole !!
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: I'm assuming you were referring to me? As I recall, you had the hushmouth after I humiliated you last night. "Guys there's no need to be nasty, it's only a game, chill out & enjoy !!" Sounds like a loser to me. Let's not make this about countries, because wherever you're from probably relies on consumerism and trade championed by the United States. If you're still angry about the fact that you're gonna lose, miss a few turns and leave. I got jokes all day homie.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Where are you from? I'm sure you can't claim this but, we are the greatest country and we don't believe arrogant, stereotyping 'arseholes' like you when you tell us otherwise. We may have our problems, but our greatest hour is around the corner.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Come on Austria, who got the highest SATS scores and tell me, how excited were you. Have you ever kissed a girl, how much fun could that be, I bet you can't wait, but you'll have to 'cos you're an ugly dickhead with bad breath that nobody likes ....... that's what the other guys said, I thought that was a bit mean :-)
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: You are the greatest country...... at what? You would a world series in baseball 'cos nobody else plays. Tell me what you're the greatest at you little sugar dumpling. What do you what your greatest hour to be sweetie pie? (apart from eventually paying someone to get laid)
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: You got me France, I'm may be the ugliest person in the world with stinky breath but one thing's for sure, I'll always be better than you. If the United States was such a bad place with such bad people, why do we keep having to limit immigration? Apparently, you are smarter than the hundreds of millions of Americans, millions of immigrants, and millions more who would give anything to live in a country where atleast they know that they can live without self-fulfilling "arses" like yourself who insist on dismissing their own failures. Take a look around, what have you done for the world? In the end, that's what's gonna matter, not some bum like you who continues to dwell on childhood immaturity and refuses to grow up. Welcome back to high school France, you're going to be sitting by yourself at lunch.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Why do you guys keep bullying me, why don't you just stop acting your age and behave a bit more maturely
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Bro, you started it. If you think we're playing unfair, just stop playing. That's all we ever wanted.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: Nothing personal, though.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: I'm still not buying the fact that you have done anything with a woman. You are an adult who spends their whole day playing diplomacy with kids.
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: You're so right, I've no idea what these kids are doing here !!
17 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: I know, it is so weird for kids to play online games. It is perfectly normal for a full grown man to play online games all day though.
18 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1907: I'm talking about the kids at my house, I call them children. You've made an assumption that I'm talking about you because you're self-obsessed, perception is projection. I have no idea what age for you, I'm just making an assumption based on your level of immaturity that you're 14 or 15.
18 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: You are the immature one making jokes about moms and what not. What are you eight?
18 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Russia don't you ever get it a rest, it's Sunday mate, chill out dude !!
18 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Don't you realize how stupid your comments are?
18 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: No I don't realise, why don't you tell me?
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Well, your grammar and spelling still suck. Everything you say is contradictory and based upon stereotypes and assumptions.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Dude, who really cares if my grammar and spelling suck. I'm not in class now. Anyway that spelling I call English, not the bastardised form of the language you Yanks use. We give you a perfectly decent language and you do your utmost to abuse it, that is so wrong it can't be right. Everybody else in the world apart from the Yanks use the Queens English.
I don't want to speak ill of the immigrant capital of the world, to be honest it's the native Americans I feel sorrow for, the tribes that were slaughtered and their lands stolen. I guess they were your distant relatives that committed those atrocities.
That can be forgiven, much worse was the US duplicity in the 2nd World War that led to millions of Jews losing their lives at the hands of the Nazis, even after Pearl Harbour the US refused to declare war on Germany; America the Brave, oh the irony of that song.
Anyway dude, back to the game, how's it going, really good I hope.
n.b. (that's Latin) If you're going to accuse somebody of paedophilia at least try and spell it properly dude, oh that's what it says in your American dictionary is it, if so then try and buy an English one and learn to spell properly dude.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Your Queen's soldiers had a lot to do with the killing of those native americans, bringing their diseases over. I guess you could blame the English immigrants for that. Why were they fleeing anyway? Oh yeah, to escape persecution-something we don't do here for your religious beliefs. And I believe that is the last time we declared war was on Germany... to save the British Arses from being taken over. Without America, millions more would have died, instead millions of men and women volunteered to help. So before you assume to know our history, get your facts straight. And if you are so offended by our terms in English quit using American words 'dude.' Just so you know, competent people care if your grammar and spelling are correct. It is unprofessional and dimwitted.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Also, if Britain hadn't let Hitler trounce all over the Treaty of Versailles, there would be no WWII.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: The U.S. didn't join the war to save the Brits, their hour of need was the Battle of Britain in 1939-1940 when the Yanks were nowhere to be seen.
Ask the people of Poland about the US efforts in the War, 2 years too late !!
Ask the Jews, the Yanks were 6 million too late.
Sad sad sad
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Why don't the Polish ask the Brits, they were invaded and where was there help? Face it, without us, Germany would have taken over everything. Your welcome. It's not the British helped the Jews either, you were 6 million too late as well. You were content with appeasement. SAD SAD SAD. We sent the Germans packing, and the British couldn't do it alone.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Come now, cool that big old hosepipe of yours down you little chreub.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: I feel our relationship has started on slightly the wrong foot but I hope it won't spoil our gaming relationship going forward, no point in harking back to the past, what is said is said, what is done is done, just let bygones be bygones. Whatdoyouthink?
20 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1908: I think you can't insult us and our country and then try to get the easy way out.
20 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1908: OK, what is your proposed punishment for my misdemeanours?
20 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1908: An apology. I owe you that. I am sorry for anything offensive I may have said.
20 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1908: Thanks very much, I appreciate your apology, I'm sorry as well.

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Russia
ElJefe (115 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 62 D
18 supply-centers, 15 units
Austria
kish (191 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 21 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
France
NigeeBaby (100 D (G))
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 7 D
2 supply-centers, 1 units
Turkey
BWRobida24 (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
Germany
RepairmanJack (107 D)
Defeated. Bet: 8 D
Italy
Awesome007 (105 D)
Defeated. Bet: 11 D
England
Roman_W_K (103 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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