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Finished: 09 AM Mon 28 Nov 11 UTC
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Pot: 210 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by caesar101dog (0 D X)
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: So you did not answer but gave a reply? You need to be consistent with your obnoxious pedantry, fool.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: I tried to ally/talk to the wrong person. Just like Germany...shame.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Who was the right person Orion? Was it anyone really? Or are we all just too stupid? You know what dude. I would donate all of my points in order to get you into a game against the real, real high rollers on this site, just so I could watch you lecture Draugnar and President Eden or hell Babak or MadMarx on the proper way to play this game. Oh my god. Anyone else down to try and set this up?
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: The fact you can't keep calm and control your emotions is very lady-like. I told you I wasn't surrounded by gentlemen...I suggest you grow a penis before trying to play more diplomacy instead of groping this game a a child yearning for a teet.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Oh good. And he's sexist too.
Your wife might object I think.
Why not throw in some racism or homophobia and seal the deal?
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Just feed me more BS and I'll be happy to. I wasn't being sexiest. Women by biology are VERY emotional. How as I being sexiest? I don't stand by my statement that you may want to act more gentlemenly.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Calling someone a woman, nice. Add misogyny to the list of wonderful character traits of this clown. You have the personality of a constipated dog fart and ironically you play a game called diplomacy.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: I rather change it to get someone els eto play FOR you.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: How as I being sexist? I can has pizza? This is the writing style of the ubermenschen, apparently.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: I didn't call him a woman. I said he should seek to be more like a man.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Why would I waste time making sure I type perfectly? It would be a waste.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: "Women by biology are VERY emotional. How as I being sexiest [sic]?" Assuming you meant sexist...
In order to explain why I'm laughing just read this webpage: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypocriticalHumor
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Congrats. You FINALLY found out I'm trolling you. It wasn't the fact I was only typing back after any of you would say something and spin it back around on you? The fact you think any of what I said was real is what's making me laugh so much. Trolling is so fun since people get SO PISSED!
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: finally? i said you were trolling an hour ago
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I was pissed in the last game. This time I'm laughing. Straight up.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Wow, you guys are so sad to want to verbally fight over the internet? LOL?!?
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: You literally made my night...one of THE best troll fests in a while. Thanks, seriously...thanks.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Is that more or less sad than sitting around for hours trolling a game you've been eliminated from?
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Have a good one guys and good luck. Congrats to who wins.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: (I've been doing other things online, I've just been checking this page for more laughs)
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I enjoy sticking around to play the peanut gallery in games I've lost. It's fun. And it gives you a totally new perspective on the game.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: What a douche.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: nothing wrong with watching and commenting, but it's pretty sad if you have nothing better to do than simply troll
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: England is apparently perfectly happy with France soloing
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: If I can confess something that will make me sound stupid, I've never understood the idea of Trolling. I mean, hey I acted like a huge douche to make people hate me. And now they do hate me! It's awesome! Ummm...what? Am I supposed to feel tricked? Am I supposed to realize that I shouldn't hate you, because you were only being a douche for fun? Insane troll logic!
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Appears so.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: True, trolly justify it by saying that's how they have their fun. What they don't realize is that's the entire reason they are pathetic.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: England, we'll help you learn how to play but you at least have to be receptive to education.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1907: or he'll takee warsaw probably, too late to change order though
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1907: The funny thing is England thinks he's doing the right thing. Or maybe he's jus thappy letting someone else wins as long as he has 8-10 centers. I'm not sure.

France you are a lucky guy to get him as your lapdog. Grats :)
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1907: I mean, I'm horrible and can see his mistake. That's pretty bad :x
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1907: It is WTA, I guess that's not important.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1907: Yeah I've tried pointing it out to him. he's not listening.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1907: That's the beauty of it. England doesn't even get points for it. I guess it's a more of a victory for him losing the game but being at a decent size than actually trying to win it.

France probably offered him a draw or something, but he would be silly to actually follow through with it
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1907: ahahaha
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: How does England plan on taking France's mainland with no Armies?
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: Well France has no defenses, so it should be a wash I guess.
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: Yea it looks like a draw to me
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: yea no way England can win this. gg Draw
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1910: Guaranteed victory in the fall

Good game
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1910: France....not even trying to defend...still attacking Turkey....

What's he doing?
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1910: Not to mention disbanding Berlin....not moving units to support it...has fleets in Adr, Ionion, Try just chillin hanging out
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1910: Something smells fishy....sniff sniff
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1910: lol WHAT? he had the guaranteed win and NMRed?
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1910: And now England doesn't submit moves and France does, still attacking me?
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1910: This has to be the most ridiculous game I've seen yet
28 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1910: Now England is going into CD? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
28 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1911: I don't even know what to say anymore. My mind is blown.
28 Nov 11 UTC WTF
28 Nov 11 UTC Yeah, no I don't know what the hell happened.

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England
Won. Bet: 30 D, won: 210 D
19 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
Mafialligator (239 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D
8 supply-centers, 7 units
France
hutu (0 D X)
Survived. Bet: 30 D
7 supply-centers, 11 units
Italy
Scytone (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Germany
Putin33 (111 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Austria
Orion8450 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Russia
Skittles (1014 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
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