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Finished: 05 AM Mon 31 Oct 11 UTC
Private 2011 Masters, R6G6
1 days, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1919, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
05 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1914: my god... really austria. I want to know who are you. You are so fucking stupid that you can only be an American. And you know what? Greeks fuck Americans in their assholes exactly like I m going to do to you now. I'm sorry. I will enjoy this.
05 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: YOU SEE THE RETREAT TO CLY DUMBASS?
THAT'S TO SUPPORT NTS INTO EDI WHILE HE TAKES NORWAY WITH NORWEGIAN SEA, SWEDEN FROM DEN OR BAL, FIN-STP AND BER-LIV.
THAT'S 17 SCS FOR FRANCE.
THAT'S THANKS TO YOU STUPID AUSTRIA.
ps: France sorry for revealing my moves but you aren't a genius either and if you are to solo I have to tell you all your moves or you ll fuck it up again.
05 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
05 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: Exactly the rant I expected. Well done.
05 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: well done to you for giving France the solo with your stupid stab.
05 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: actually this is a 1 sc stab which in combination with the French solo that I m about to cherish makes your stab not just stupid but extremely idiotic.
I suppose it's your DNA to blame. It's not your fault.
You are just a low value human life form.
05 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: France if you want edi, nwy, swe, stp drop a line here or you ll get shit.
05 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: 17 gets him nowhere... what are you screaming about?
05 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: I ll also let him convoy into liv and get mos so that's 18 :)
06 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: Sorry guys. I was sick and the youngest also has strep. Didn't mean to hold things up.
06 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: what about the rest France? Do you want me to support you into edi, let you convoy to liv and give you nwy, swe and stp or not?
Do I actually have to beg you to give you the solo?
Is this game that much of a sick comedy?
06 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: I guess that God didn't actually get a creation award when he created all of you :P
In fact maybe your existence is proof that he doesn't exist at all...
06 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: You are so busy writing this garbage that you are now the last one to finalize
06 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: I'm waiting to hear from France if he wants me to donate him the solo in this game or if he is as stupid as you are :-)
06 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: oh fuck it. screw france and screw you.
06 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: oops you lost bul Austria.
I gets shit happens when you are shitty in tactics.
I expected much more from you.
MUAHAHHAH
1-0
07 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1914: ahh austria you were that close to eliminating me...
too bad I got a new build cause you were stupid enough to let bul unprotected.
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: Thanks for not taking Smyrna, hellalt
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: I'm not a moron. Austria is. So can we draw now or is this joke going to continue?
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: I figured we were trying to have a three-way draw. There is still game to be played, isn't there?
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: what the fuck are you talking about?
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: You don't think three of the remaiing 4 can reach a stalemated 3way draw?
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: No I don't. If you think of a ita/aus/fra one I ll just donate all my scs to France.
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: Good luck donating Con/Ank/Sev to France...
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: good luck getting a 3 way in a game you shouldnt have even got a survival loser.
You and Austria against me? What a fucking joke.
You are just pathetic dude, pathetic.
I can't help but laugh my shit out.
You both are amazingly stupid...
How old are you lardo cardisian?
12?
Jesus, you are the definition of a fucking idiot.
Stop playing diplomacy and start something more simple.
Your mind can't handle this.
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: lolololol
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: In your infinite wisdom, may you answer my question? How do you think you will donate Sev/Ank/Con?
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: sev, war, mos, stp will be enough for France. Learn to count.
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: and say goodbye to smy dumbass.
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: even if somehow you manage to defeat me in main russia I can just stick to turkey and you ll have to play for at least 5 years to do anything.
But I m not going to disclosure anything more. Start thinking.
I m only telling you this. I will get part in this draw no matter what you do.
You don't have the tactical or strategic skills to block me.
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: Yes, we do but you're OK to believe whatever you like. I don't need SMY to hold this new line either ;-)
12 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: yes you can suddenly defeat the guy that ridiculed you getting 14 scs after 3 years of play...
That will be like some unknown nomads vs Napoleon.
Bring it on amateurs!
The best you can do will be to give me a good laughter.
14 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: Austria have fun in russia as I turtle myself in turkey
it will take you at least 3 years to finish me off and I m going to enjoy that you fucking jerk.
15 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1916: Having serious issues. Should be back later. Sorry for the unplanned NMR and disappearance.
15 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1916: oh fuck you and your fucking problems france.
15 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1916: and let's not forget. austria, I fuck your mother. no condom required. I already have aids.
16 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1916: France do you need a pause?
16 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1916: how generous of you to ask 2 hrs before the deadline.
fucking hypocrite...
16 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1916: No pause needed, just won't be able to chat much for a couple more days.
17 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1916: aah austria you forced me take smy...
17 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1916: Italy knows he can take Venice back whenever he wants
18 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1917: oopsie a nice austrian fleet.
seems to me austria is going for the solo, italy.
of course that would be the utter joke in the history of diplomacy but who knows...
18 Oct 11 UTC Spring, 1917: Do the math italy. 11 austrian scs + 3 of mine =14 scs. then how difficult do you think it will be for him to capture stp and remove rom nap and tun from you?
19 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1917: that was foolisb austria. now that retreat alone will fuck u up...
20 Oct 11 UTC Autumn, 1917: exceptional strategy france. you have my best congrats for your upcoming solo and there is nothing italy and austria can do about it. plus, I ll get a survival.
28 Oct 11 UTC Austria, after your two last moves I have come to my final conclusion about you: You are an amateur. Go back to Risk please. You are a disgrace to the game of diplomacy and to my co-players.
29 Oct 11 UTC jesus, you even managed to lose a turn that would be crucial to you.
AMATEUR, AMATEUR, AMATEUR!!!!
29 Oct 11 UTC Correct I should not have NMR'd then. Truth is my heart has not been in this game for quite a while and I suspect the same about all of you.
29 Oct 11 UTC indeed...
31 Oct 11 UTC Did not even see that this ended.

Russia - you are a lucky asshole.
France - gg, Austria, you as well.

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France
LanGaidin (1509 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 9 D
16 supply-centers, 15 units
Austria
Crazyter (1335 D (G))
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 9 D
14 supply-centers, 14 units
Italy
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 9 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
Russia
hellalt (113 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 9 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
England
Ivo_ivanov (7545 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
Caddyshack (935 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
brekucki (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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