Game 3 - 3rd Time Lucky

Crako, SimonB, Tomasnz, Tharax, JayGustus, Michael!, The Liberal Media

26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: WOOOOO!!!
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: WOOOO!!!
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: VOOOO!!!
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: Julius is Russia.
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: Small country LFG
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: ROOOOOOOOO?
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: Max is Austria!
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: Peter is Italy.
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: Simon is France!
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: FYI guys: Click ready instead of save to advance to the next turn. Save just keeps your turns locked in while the clock runs down.
26 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1901: Goddamnit, hit ready
26 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1901: I am Austria
26 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1901: No, I am Austria
27 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1901: NO! I am Austria!
27 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Russia Germany and Italy, Lock in!
27 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1901: press ready...
28 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1902: Good games a fast game.
28 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1902: Hey Russia, hurry the fuck up.
29 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1902: he still has a day.. some times especially over weekends we should expect this..
29 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1902: all moves are in, is everyone ready?
29 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1902: Germany is saved but not ready
29 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1902: wow! first retreats phase ever!
29 May 11 UTC	Spring, 1902: hey make sure you look at the big map, as it shows ALL the orders including supports, not just the successful ones.
30 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: please pause the game guys i won't be able to access the internet this week
30 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: wait until start of reinforcement
30 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: please pause the game guys i won't be able to access the internet this week
30 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: also, please start hitting ready as well as save
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: damn it.... I told my troops to attack Venice not Viena
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: can anyone explain what just happened in budapest?
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: looks like two armies tried to retreat to the same place.
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: and that destroys them both?
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Former friends, democratic weaklings and thin blooded cousins. It appears as if the Glorious Russian Empire is beset on all sides by curs and traitors. In future Russia will learn to trust less and drink even more when commanding her millitary. The Pope and his Italian benefactor are eunuchs and cowards for failing to call for a holy war against the Turkish scourge when asked by our royal self. How much money has the Tzar and his forefathers sent to that boy loving imitation of a man and the spineless whelps that came before him? We would ask our accountants but its not like one can trust the Jews at this point... It would be easy to call out the humourless and ignorant Germans for turning on the Motherland in her hour of need but there is little time left for them in any case. It is clear from the communications intercepted by Russia that England is preparing to break their agreement and join with nations to the South to sack that dreary and badly dressed nation. Turkey appears to be in an enviable position, if one wanted to live in a tent and smell like a camel. It may be prudent for the rest of you short sighted wretches to notice that the sand dwellers have established an iron ringed border and will soon cut through a weakened Austria. Not that Austria doesn't deserve it after failing to live up to its promises. The Tsar will not waste his time insulting the English as they, like ignored children, struggle to follow the paths already secured by the sweat of others. We are sure you will be driven back to your dirty little islands in a matter of time where your stiff upper lips will continue to fail to hide your inability to grasp the last four centuries of dental advancement. France, you didn't live up to cultural stereotypes which can only be applauded. I'm sure you will try harder. This phase in our history has clearly taught us many things, and from our pleasure palaces in Asia we will continue to observe the mess that Europe is quickly becoming. Yeah thats right, we embezzled everything to pay for hookers and blow, enjoy the 200 million peasants and the crappy potato vodka you grasping bastards.
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Former friends, democratic weaklings and thin blooded cousins. It appears as if the Glorious Russian Empire is beset on all sides by curs and traitors. In future Russia will learn to trust less and drink even more when commanding her millitary. The Pope and his Italian benefactor are eunuchs and cowards for failing to call for a holy war against the Turkish scourge when asked by our royal self. How much money has the Tzar and his forefathers sent to that boy loving imitation of a man and the spineless whelps that came before him? We would ask our accountants but its not like one can trust the Jews at this point... It would be easy to call out the humourless and ignorant Germans for turning on the Motherland in her hour of need but there is little time left for them in any case. It is clear from the communications intercepted by Russia that England is preparing to break their agreement and join with nations to the South to sack that dreary and badly dressed nation. Turkey appears to be in an enviable position, if one wanted to live in a tent and smell like a camel. It may be prudent for the rest of you short sighted wretches to notice that the sand dwellers have established an iron ringed border and will soon cut through a weakened Austria. Not that Austria doesn't deserve it after failing to live up to its promises. The Tsar will not waste his time insulting the English as they, like ignored children, struggle to follow the paths already secured by the sweat of others. We are sure you will be driven back to your dirty little islands in a matter of time where your stiff upper lips will continue to fail to hide your inability to grasp the last four centuries of dental advancement. France, you didn't live up to cultural stereotypes which can only be applauded. I'm sure you will try harder. This phase in our history has clearly taught us many things, and from our pleasure palaces in Asia we will continue to observe the mess that Europe is quickly becoming. Yeah thats right, we embezzled everything to pay for hookers and blow, enjoy the 200 million peasants and the crappy potato vodka you grasping bastards.
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Former friends, democratic weaklings and thin blooded cousins. It appears as if the Glorious Russian Empire is beset on all sides by curs and traitors. In future Russia will learn to trust less and drink even more when commanding her millitary. The Pope and his Italian benefactor are eunuchs and cowards for failing to call for a holy war against the Turkish scourge when asked by our royal self. How much money has the Tzar and his forefathers sent to that boy loving imitation of a man and the spineless whelps that came before him? We would ask our accountants but its not like one can trust the Jews at this point... It would be easy to call out the humourless and ignorant Germans for turning on the Motherland in her hour of need but there is little time left for them in any case. It is clear from the communications intercepted by Russia that England is preparing to break their agreement and join with nations to the South to sack that dreary and badly dressed nation. Turkey appears to be in an enviable position, if one wanted to live in a tent and smell like a camel. It may be prudent for the rest of you short sighted wretches to notice that the sand dwellers have established an iron ringed border and will soon cut through a weakened Austria. Not that Austria doesn't deserve it after failing to live up to its promises. The Tsar will not waste his time insulting the English as they, like ignored children, struggle to follow the paths already secured by the sweat of others. We are sure you will be driven back to your dirty little islands in a matter of time where your stiff upper lips will continue to fail to hide your inability to grasp the last four centuries of dental advancement. France, you didn't live up to cultural stereotypes which can only be applauded. I'm sure you will try harder. This phase in our history has clearly taught us many things, and from our pleasure palaces in Asia we will continue to observe the mess that Europe is quickly becoming. Yeah thats right, we embezzled everything to pay for hookers and blow, enjoy the 200 million peasants and the crappy potato vodka you grasping bastards.
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Former friends, democratic weaklings and thin blooded cousins. It appears as if the Glorious Russian Empire is beset on all sides by curs and traitors. In future Russia will learn to trust less and drink even more when commanding her millitary. The Pope and his Italian benefactor are eunuchs and cowards for failing to call for a holy war against the Turkish scourge when asked by our royal self. How much money has the Tzar and his forefathers sent to that boy loving imitation of a man and the spineless whelps that came before him? We would ask our accountants but its not like one can trust the Jews at this point... It would be easy to call out the humourless and ignorant Germans for turning on the Motherland in her hour of need but there is little time left for them in any case. It is clear from the communications intercepted by Russia that England is preparing to break their agreement and join with nations to the South to sack that dreary and badly dressed nation. Turkey appears to be in an enviable position, if one wanted to live in a tent and smell like a camel. It may be prudent for the rest of you short sighted wretches to notice that the sand dwellers have established an iron ringed border and will soon cut through a weakened Austria. Not that Austria doesn't deserve it after failing to live up to its promises. The Tsar will not waste his time insulting the English as they, like ignored children, struggle to follow the paths already secured by the sweat of others. We are sure you will be driven back to your dirty little islands in a matter of time where your stiff upper lips will continue to fail to hide your inability to grasp the last four centuries of dental advancement. France, you didn't live up to cultural stereotypes which can only be applauded. I'm sure you will try harder. This phase in our history has clearly taught us many things, and from our pleasure palaces in Asia we will continue to observe the mess that Europe is quickly becoming. Yeah thats right, we embezzled everything to pay for hookers and blow, enjoy the 200 million peasants and the crappy potato vodka you grasping bastards.
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: (Whoops - just saw that that multi posted like a bitch)
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: HEAR HEAR!
31 May 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: LOL MAX
03 Jun 11 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Spring time for Hitler, and Germany. Winter for Poland and France.
04 Jun 11 UTC	Spring, 1903: RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
07 Jun 11 UTC	Autumn, 1903: Wooo! well done Austria! Tick that button!
08 Jun 11 UTC	Autumn, 1903: Italy. Press ready please.
10 Jun 11 UTC	Spring, 1904: SO, WHATS GOING DOWN?
13 Jun 11 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Austria, You drunk
13 Jun 11 UTC	Autumn, 1904: for gods sake. Ready, not save
13 Jun 11 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Dear Turkey: In this distressing conflict most tanks carry bundles of sticks on the front of their hulls which they drop into trenches so they can cross them. The term for these objects is "fascines" but they could also be called "enormous faggots." Basically what I'm trying to say is if one of these tanks ever goes to Mars and needs to cross the Valles Marineris it should strap you to the front of its hull.
13 Jun 11 UTC	Autumn, 1904: HAHAHAHA
13 Jun 11 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Turkeys gigantic wood is no longer any of your concern. You have leave to retire to the east.
21 Jun 11 UTC	Boom!
21 Jun 11 UTC	Congrats