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Finished: 07 PM Sun 24 Oct 10 UTC
Private GDS Diplomacy (NOOBS)
6 hours /phase
Pot: 150 D - Autumn, 9, Finished
The Ancient Mediterranean, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by pi3th0n (801 D)
22 Oct 10 UTC Spring, 6: fine. i'll move. but i'll continue to rage althroughout.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: Lmao, that was before this game :O. I no longer think you suck, "ohhhh Boohh hoo, I am so sorry for you not having any room to expand."
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: you don't get to do the sarcastic boohoo thing. i said it ironically, because i'm dying because of too much war over here. you're just pointing out another reason why i'm right when you do it. no room! if persia were my ally, which he is, i can't go over there because that's his. if Rome was my ally, i couldn't go over there because that's his. if they were both my enemies, i'd be swiss cheesed before i could make a witty retort. if one of them is my ally, the other my enemy, like right now, i simultaneously slowly die without enough units to fight because my ally is hogging the trading posts and if i attack him i'll have war on both sides and DIE. and i can't make fleets. i only have 3 coastal countries, all of which lead directly into contested water, where there's no space, and if there was it'd be surrounded by enemy fleets. you, meanwhile, get about 5 moves of not fighting anyone, expanding in both directions, enjoying your 5/7 coastal cities, and you only have to worry about ONE GUY approaching from a landbridge that's THREE COUNTRIES WIDE. and you say you DON'T have an advantage.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: Sam, think whatever you want. I really don't care.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: I just hope I get Greece next.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: and meanwhile, if i mention that it's not perfectly balanced, you assure me that you're just really good at this game, forcing me to be that guy who rages playing monopoly. I want to leave, but i have to come back every hour and be reminded that i'm losing a game that i don't want to play. then, at the end of it all, i get treated to you telling us just how amazing at this game you are. how can i NOT be mad?
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: yes, PLEASE demonstrate to us how your overwhelming skill allows you conquer all the adjacent nations while being the weakest in the area.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: sorry. i've got board game madness right now, a lot of the things i'm saying are just pure venting. i've just been refreshing this page all day and it's getting to my head.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: Have you noticed no one else is mad besides you? YOU can control what you do, YOU can control your actions, did you not just tell me, "I do what I want."
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: ^^ see above
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: Also, if you don't want to play this anymore, no one is forcing you.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: Ok, I am done.... <.<, NEW FAGS CAN' SUPPORT MOVE
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: GOD DAMN, why did they have to leave :(, I want to finish this game already and get a different place.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: ^^^^ see above, dude. trying to apologize.
but the game forces me to. i HAVE to come back and do it or everyone has to wait.
but seriously, i'm not that great at this game, but i still don't like that to be pointed out. i'm also convinced that greece is a shitty area.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: Your aren't bad at this game, I think your good, but sense your so convinced Greece is shit, your not going to do well with it. I meant, the next game we play, if you don't like it, you don't need to play its fine.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: yeah...but i'll feel bad for being that guy who's not doing it. i'll play again, just to see if i suck or if greece sucks, but if i get greece again i'm exiting the game and there will be no discussion about it, lol
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: Lol, I hope I get Persia that place is fucking awesome!
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: They all left at once, odd.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: lol "HE'S GETTING ANGRY! EVERYONE OUT! GO GO GO!"
also, FB pweez? i can't look at this map any more
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: hello?...=(
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: fuggit, ima go play me some vidya games
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: SAM
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 6: Dear Egypt,
My sincerest apologies, but we are taking your people as slaves and giving them too Rome. We know this is cruel, because the Romans will probably use your woman and children for entertainment and lion bait. While forcing male slaves to become gladiators or working class.
My Regrets,
Carthage
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: problem, persia? =P
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: PERSIA MOVE!
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: Pharaoh's log, Autumn, year 7.
I have been running for my life. The Carthagean army has finally conquered Thebes.
I fear it won't be long until they find me...
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: Spartan General's log, Autumn, year 7,
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT IMA SLICE A BITCH HNNNGH *GRRRRRRRR* KILL! MAIM! MURDER!
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: lmao
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: ^^ that's me, deciding to fuck up the nearest vulnerable nation. sorry, persia, but your iranian supply posts are too valuable to ignore
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: Sam, you and I will be dead by the end of year 8.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: probz, lol, takin as many as i can with me
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: NO THEY WON"T!
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: Sam, why are you so bad at this game?
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: /screenslash
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: Jk
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 7: Rome really needs to move, he is not going to be able to play this weekend so yeah...
22 Oct 10 UTC Spring, 8: Chase need to move :)
22 Oct 10 UTC Spring, 8: Chase need to move :)
22 Oct 10 UTC Spring, 8: Chase need to move :)
22 Oct 10 UTC Spring, 8: Hanno II the Great's log, Spring, year 8,
All these years, so much war. The blood of the Egyptians spills into the waters of the Nile, but for what? I wish I could celebrate our victory of Thebes, but as I stare North across the Sea, I feel the Romans plot against our every move. I shall ride to Rome on the 7th day, and negotiate peace with the Romans, the Battle of Zama shall not occur again, I won't allow my people to suffer through another horror such as that.
22 Oct 10 UTC Spring, 8: Hanno II the Great's log, Spring, year 8,
I awake at night remembering the Battle of Zama, that damn army led Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus defeated our legendary commander Hannibal. Carthaginian senate has sued for peace, after the defeat on our own grounds.. History remember me well.
22 Oct 10 UTC Spring, 8: Hanno II the Great's log, Spring, year 8,
Those damn ROMANS, they think we shall take humiliating terms lightly? Alas, I must rid my country of these vermin.
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 8: The Egyptians have surrendered
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 8: Spartan John 117, spring, 2567:
I wonder how the original spartans died...
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 8: Noble 1, summer, 2552:
I saw a vision of my helmet in the sand, my death. From death I remember the entire beginning how the whole Spartan Project began. It all started and ended with a
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 8: GREECE DESTROY YOUR UNIT
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 8: geez, i was driving home
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 8: geez, i was driving home
22 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 8: plus, noble SIX was the one who saw his broken helmet. SIX.
SIIIIIIX!!!!
24 Oct 10 UTC EGYPT IS VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

Egypt
pi3th0n (801 D)
Won. Bet: 30 D, won: 150 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Rome
Resigned. Bet: 30 D
15 supply-centers, 14 units
Carthage
Indigo Flash (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 30 D
12 supply-centers, 12 units
Persia
Resigned. Bet: 30 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Greece
Lockhart (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Civil Disorders
Indigo Flash (100 D)Carthage (Autumn, 9) with 12 centres.
CaptainCaffrey (100 D)Rome (Spring, 9) with 15 centres.
serious donuts (100 D)Persia (Autumn, 9) with 6 centres.
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