Finished: 02 AM Fri 18 Jun 10 UTC
Private Everyone gets Graped in the end...
14 hours /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by The Grapist (140 D)
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: For this round jay plans on surprising everybody by attacking himself !!!!
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: lol
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: That would actually make MORE sense than what I've seen so far.
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: for the next game, jay is the diplomacy leper.
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: jay is captain chaos
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: Jay is going to pay this round. Fuckin' asshole.
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: Jay is going to pay this round. Fuckin' asshole.
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: LOL!. Any situation where Jay and Keith are meant to work together is great for everyone else.... unless you are close enough to get hit by the collateral damage like Ben.
10 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: Jay is going to pay this round. Fuckin' asshole.
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: Jay is going to pay this round. Fuckin' asshole.
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: DAMMIT DAN!!!! Ready up
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: it ain't me
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: Step one: close eyes
Step two: flail arms
Step D: wildly spin in circles, and hope you smash something
Step €: If you inadvertently punch yourself in the balls, repeat steps D through D
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1904: don't pin this chaos crap on me naidoo!
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Jay is going to pay this round. Fuckin' asshole.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: If Jay is Captain Chaos then Keith is his sidekick.... Keith you can choose from many of history's greatest sidekicks: Waylen Smithers, Goose, Tonto, Dwight Schrute, Donkey, Samwise Gamgee, Chewbacca, George Costanza.

If anyone else has other great sidekicks that Keith could be, please chime in.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Totally like when Robin knew that the Joker was going to attack Batman, Robin did nothing about it. Classic side kick maneuver.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: The cowardly lion is like a side kick I guess.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: I think this is more of a Ricky Gervais/Karl Pilkington sort of thing.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: It's all Ben now...
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Jay is the Karl Pilkington of Diplomacy. Period.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: This picture I found sums up the Naidoo-Roan relationship:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9fk_GpP8JQF9HM:http://www.everydaycareer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dairy10.jpg
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: For clarification, it's a man inseminating a cow.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: In the whole internet - there is no larger picture of a man inseminating a cow? I find that hard to believe.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Ahahahahaha
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Sorry this one is better:

http://agritech.tnau.ac.in/animal_husbandry/images/AI-.jpg
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: perfect.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Sorry this one is better:

http://agritech.tnau.ac.in/animal_husbandry/images/AI-.jpg
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: NO. Keith what you have posted is neither clever nor witty. You have sullied our banter. SHAME on you, shame.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wtf Ben?
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Now now Kie, Keith is the expert in whatever the fuck is going on in that picture.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: if anyone deserves a "wtf" for this game, it's you josan.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: No, the WTF is about your blackness, not the game.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Jay, for this turn I think you should attack Brest from Belgium. Do it.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: You are the Idi Amin of board games.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Dan, does it bother you that Kie has 2 fleets threatening the peaceful people of Rumania and Sevastopol? It would bother me.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: lulz all around.

jay should support tunis from yorkshire.
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Jay! Attack Sweden!
11 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Dammit Dan! Germany is not a giant peanut butter bar!
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1905: serious lols at jay.

"screw supply centres... yorkshire is smashing this time of year!"
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1905: oh my gosh ...... jay, why would you disband in belgium but not yorkshire? unbelievable. captain chaos. kie is def. doing some artificial insemination here. wowsers.
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1905: I want what I want. You guys can suck each others or your own dick.
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1905: point jay
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1905: jay 2 (for f'ing ben and lasting longer than keith).... Ben/Keith share 1 point for great german explosions and the colour pink
11 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1905: DONT' FORGET TO PUSH THE PAUSE BUTTON before you go to bed friday. We will resume this game on Sunday evening when Dan returns from his ride.
12 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1905: Thanks for reading dan.
15 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1906: Gas forever!
15 Jun 10 UTC Spring, 1906: lol
16 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1906: the devil has gone to armenia!
16 Jun 10 UTC Autumn, 1906: Hahaha. STILL France and Germany hold on! Incredible!

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Russia
The Grapist (140 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 38 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
Turkey
knaidoo (315 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 27 D
13 supply-centers, 12 units
France
theroan (124 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 3 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
England
ben_allison (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 3 D
1 supply-centers, 2 units
Italy
bamugo (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 3 D
1 supply-centers, 2 units
Germany
keithwbrooks (108 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Austria
CockyDundas (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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