Finished: 07 PM Fri 19 Apr 19 UTC
Private Kim Jong Un's Whorehouse
1 day /phase
Pot: 85 D - Autumn, 2015, Finished
World Diplomacy IX, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by UnstableOwen (205 D)
28 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:You absolute morons
28 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:You do realize you can't draw the game without unanimous votes right?
28 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:And you can't win OR lose without unpausing
28 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:Plus, if you don't unpause, you'll never get your credits back
28 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:you know what we can do though? get a unanimous draw vote 4head
28 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:don't worry , im talking to everyone and getting them to vote unpause
28 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:You can't get a unanimous draw vote because I won't vote to draw
28 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:Unless literally everyone else did
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:I'm going to kill myself if this game doesn't unpause
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:And I will force those of you who haven't unpaused to wATCH
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:fuckin i told them to unpause and they wont
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:fuckin i told them to unpause and they wont
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:fuckin i told them to unpause and they wont
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:fuckin i told them to unpause and they wont
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:fuckin i told them to unpause and they wont
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:w h o o p s internet slow
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:I will call the site mods to unpause it
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:https://webdiplomacy.net/rules.php
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:Read rule 6 dipshits
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:Okay so I just contacted the site moderators. Hopefully they will unpause the game for us so I won't be stuck here forever.
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: Moderator: (Claesar): I can't find an end date for the pause, so unless anyone objects I will unpause this game in 24 hours.
01 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:Thanks, I appreciate it
02 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Europe]:THANK YOU
03 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: Moderator: (Claesar): Unpaused, have fun all!
03 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: Moderator: (Claesar): Feel free to email the mods webdipmod@gmail.com if you need a pause.
03 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2004: [Kenya]:Thanks!
04 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2005: [Kenya]:Well, looks like we’re only going to have 3 players from now on
04 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2005: [Europe]:this'll be interesting
05 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2005: [Near-East]:fuckin the retreats are everyone thats given up
05 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2005: [Near-East]:this is gonna take forever now damn
05 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2005: [Near-East]:at least until people get put into civil disorder
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2007: [Europe]:Rip Near-East
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2007: [Near-East]:fuck
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2007: [Near-East]:out of all the places i could have had to end up with 2 other players i got fucked
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2007: [Near-East]:right in the middle of both
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2008: [Europe]:go faster you plebs
10 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2008: [Kenya]:That's rich coming from you
10 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2008: [Europe]:it is rich
10 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2008: [Europe]:bc patricians
10 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2008: [Europe]:get it
11 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2008: [Kenya]:WOw your so funny
11 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2008: [Near-East]:woaw
11 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2009: [Kenya]:God fucking dammit Quebec
11 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2009: [Near-East]:*someone joins the game* Liam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj5ec0pS1XI
11 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 2009: [Kenya]:Reeeèéêëēėę
12 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2009: [Kenya]:Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice or mon tabarnak, m'a tu t'l'a décâlisser ta grand yeule, Quebecois toton.
12 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2009: [Near-East]:"My tabarnak I'll unravel the youngest, cuckold or my tabarnak, you did you unravel your big yeule, Quebecois toton" get a better translation please
12 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2009: [Kenya]:It means essentially: "I'm gonna beat your fucking face in, you motherfucking Quebecois boob"
12 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 2009: [Kenya]:But it has a lot of idiomatic stuff in it that doesn't translate
19 Sep 19 UTC [Kenya]:Benisup!

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Europe
UnstableOwen (205 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 85 D
46 supply-centers, 28 units
Kenya
Survived. Bet: 5 D
38 supply-centers, 27 units
Pacific-Russia
samtheman (0 D X)
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Argentina
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Oz
SamMoeller (103 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Western-Canada
TTV.pepperFC (103 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Libya
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Brazil
theswede (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
India
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Near-East
draco (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
South-Africa
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Quebec
siffordj22 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
China
hunt78 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
USA
JMorrow (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Frozen-Antarctica
fro5torm (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Ghana
Not_Karim (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Capitaine de la Bouteille (100 D)Libya (Autumn, 2004) with 4 centres.
Stephen Johnson (0 D X)South-Africa (Spring, 2005) with 6 centres.
Bradington III (143 D)Argentina (Spring, 2003) with 4 centres.
JMorrow (0 D X)USA (Autumn, 2005) with 6 centres.
SamMoeller (103 D)Oz (Autumn, 2005) with 7 centres.
TTV.pepperFC (103 D)Western-Canada (Autumn, 2005) with 6 centres.
siffordj22 (0 D X)Quebec (Spring, 2010) with 2 centres.
YT RoyalHusky (0 D X)Russia (Spring, 2005) with 6 centres.
samtheman (0 D X)Pacific-Russia (Autumn, 2005) with 4 centres.
fro5torm (0 D X)Frozen-Antarctica (Spring, 2005) with 1 centres.
Not_Karim (0 D X)Ghana (Spring, 2003) with 3 centres.
theswede (100 D)Brazil (Autumn, 2005) with 5 centres.
hunt78 (0 D X)China (Spring, 2003) with 6 centres.
1800MoneyManNate (0 D X)India (Autumn, 2005) with 2 centres.
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