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Finished: 04 PM Sun 10 Mar 19 UTC
Chill Diplomacy
2 days /phase
Pot: 140 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Hapapop (650 D)
26 Feb 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Can we press “ready“ for the last moves, please. No need to delay the end of the game.
26 Feb 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Got it
26 Feb 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Well, Damn it. I assumed it would be 3 after this turn, and we’d take the draw.
26 Feb 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Oh yeah! Now is the best time for a Draw... :)))
26 Feb 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: I'll happily take a draw? :)
02 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Nobody readying up?
03 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: I am Ready. Like I always am.
Hurry up, guys.
03 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: I'm readied. Austria?
03 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: NOT serious France...
That's exactly what I explained to you. That was really stupid.
I think that's something lazy, because you can not be that stupid if we look at your whole game.....
03 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Really dude? Over Global? Don't be a poor loser.
03 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Very unsportsmanlike.
04 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: We readying up?
04 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: We need a bit more time.

I think we, France and me, live in different time zones.
It's not easy to communicate with France.

We will ready up as fast as possible.
04 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: No worries. I totally understand.

Where are you guys? I’m in California.
04 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: Me too right now. But I am just here on vacation.

CA is great!
04 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: Where are here from?

Where in CA? NorCal or SoCal?
04 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: Are you here...
05 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: SoCal. Long beach on the way to Huntington beach. I think I got a sunburn today.

France are you there?
05 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: Really? It’s kind of cold, no?
05 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: No, today we had over 70 C°. Just the wind makes this feel a little bit cold...

Sounds like you are from the north, right?
05 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: I'm in New England. No where near Cali XD
05 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: I’m in Burbank. We didn’t make it to 70 yesterday. I’m sure hundreds died I’d exposure.
05 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: I’m from CT originally.
05 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1910: Very cool!
06 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1910: I’m readied up.
06 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1910: Ne need more time. France is working.
06 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1910: No worries or hurry. I’m just letting you guys know.
07 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1910: Sorry guys, work has been hectic and I haven't had much time to think of the game :(
07 Mar 19 UTC Autumn, 1910: I am Happy that you are fine and could finish your work.
07 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Interesting choice on which unit to destroy.
07 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Are you throwing in the towel?
07 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Me? Nah, I feel pretty good on this.
07 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Lol!
07 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: I meant Russia XD
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Are you kidding me? You ask me if I am throwing in the towel?

Do you really need your lonely A Con that much? I asked you more than once to leave con, destroy this useless A and let me hold my units I need to hold the east!

Nevertheless it won't be one of my SCs who brings Germany the solo win this game.

It feels like you throw it by purpose!
I understand the fact that someone is new or don't predict what other probably will do and it's okay for me but I don't understand it when these can't follow easy advices, then.
I never had to write that much to just 1 person who needs 2 days and nevertheless do that much mistakes every round even through he gets easy advices.

Below, Just a few moves I don't understand beside the fact that you had to take con from me in an all or nothing mode.

Congrats! Now, you will lose this game, earn no points with 1 more SC in you `Game History`. Congrats!

Btw... What is A Con doing there? An Armee on vacation in the end game...

Why did you moved F Gre to Aeg instead of Alb to stay at the front??? An F in Alb Wo und be Snowboard you to attack and take over Tri when F adr don't want to do it.
Why did you move F Tun to Tyr and not to Ilonian sea? Then you would be able to support your Units in F Tri or A Ben (you would have own Ven, now, when you would had follow my advices).
What was this unit doing in Tun? This F in Apu would safe everything in the south and we would be able to win SCs back from Germany!
Why didn't You move A Mar to Pie last turn?
Would be another Unit to support these area!
Why did you move A Gas to Spain? Another Arme on vacation?
A Gas to Brest and F Brest to MAO would have been a good idea!
Why did you move F tyr to Tus?
Vacation? This have to be purpose or what's wrong with you?
You can't hold MAO without some support against NAO and EC (I know that he don't want to move there)?
Why didn't you hold A Ven year's ago? You can't support hold a moving Unit! Attack with the other Unit! He had to move like he did. If he move A Tri to Ben with support from A Tyr you get Tri!

Why Do you never answer? I got more answer about California from Germany as I got from you about the game!
Why are you not able to order what i advice to you?

You told that Aus is unsportsmanlike because he said what's going on in his mind about you? In my opinion it's more unsportsmanlike to throw games by purpose.

Aodjfvlpsjbfbfjofpdodjbshdjjdjdkbjwpüßrälbav! AAAARGH!
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: I am sorry.

Good game, Germany! You deserve that solo win more than 'we' deserve a draw with you.

It was a pressure to play this game with you. Maybe we will meet in another game. It would please me.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Well, I could go through and answer each point individual, but the long and short of it is either I didn't know how certain things worked (can't sup hold a unit when it fails to move) or I misread what Germany was doing.
Honestly, about A con, I ordered it into Smyrna, but I must have reloaded the board before saving or something, not sure what happened there.
Sorry for being new, but relax, it's just a game. I'm especially not used to board games that last for two months.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Gg Germany, thanks for the help. Totally should have seen the stab ;]
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Also, I didn't throw the game on purpose. I just really suck and got wicked lucky getting this far.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: I wish to reiterate, I didn't throw the game on purpose.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Also, what the hell are you and Austria complaining about? You didn't even bid on this game. You joined for free, so neither of you lost anything.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Also, also, I've readied up. So feel free to do so and end the game, I'll block you two sore losers who aren't losing anything but bragging rights and you'll never have to hear from me again.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: FYI, that was me throwing the game. Since you couldn't tell the difference ;]
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Did I formulate the facts too directly?

Sorry if I did after your “funny“ question. But I didn't become personally.
I just assessed your moves and your behavior after tons of messages in which I tried to help you again and again and again without just one accusation.

You are right. I don't lose anything. But a game makes no sense if you do not try to do your best and win. So in my opinion this makes no sense.

But nevertheless I hope you ordered your moves seriously.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Hey, I know you guys are upset, but can I brag about a great move?

In Autumn 1902, I asked France to bounce Belgium to help me protect Holland, and then supported him in. It put my two biggest threats at odds, and forced England to destroy two units.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: You were pretty direct...and personal, saying things like, "What's wrong with you?" You didn't "just asses my moves and behavior" a lot of what you said is quite clearly an attack.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Tell you what, mate: that was pretty brilliant.
08 Mar 19 UTC Spring, 1911: Really took me by surprise, it did! England totally thought we'd planned that together XD
08 Mar 19 UTC Thanks for the run all. Good luck in future games.
09 Mar 19 UTC Gg had fun for the most part =]

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

Germany
Hapapop (650 D)
Won. Bet: 20 D, won: 140 D
23 supply-centers, 17 units
France
Maltir (125 D)
Survived. Bet: 20 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
Russia
Survived. Bet: 0 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
England
Quantum (127 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Italy
eaterofcake (82 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Austria
LaMingChu (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Turkey
Lackbeard (259 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
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