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Finished: 06 PM Fri 25 Jan 19 UTC
Private Peacefully Destroy
2 days /phase
Pot: 210 D - Spring, 1911, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
27 Dec 18 UTC Spring, 1907: Is there anyone who veto's the draw after the end of this year? If not, can we maybe ready up to finish the game year?
27 Dec 18 UTC Spring, 1907: How about a small Christmas gift and draw now to keep me in? It's not my fault we had this issue with Germany...
27 Dec 18 UTC Spring, 1907: I will vote draw
27 Dec 18 UTC Spring, 1907: Sorry I don't celebrate Christmas
30 Dec 18 UTC Autumn, 1907: Moderator: (jmo1121109): Game paused for 3 days due to a players unexpected loss of internet access.
02 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1907: My unpause is in!
03 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1907: Moderator: (Claesar): Game unpaused. Have fun all!
07 Jan 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Draw vote up
07 Jan 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Mine is also in! And happy new year to all.
07 Jan 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Mine is in for what it's worth.
08 Jan 19 UTC Spring, 1908: I'm in!
08 Jan 19 UTC Spring, 1908: My friend said Russia is a solo threat :(
08 Jan 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Now I have to actually think about this game, agh
09 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: which one of u bitches ain't drawing
09 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Mememe
09 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: I like the " so and so screwed me over" plot line. Where have I heard that one before?
11 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: So, that's how it's going to be, eh?
11 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: I really think we should draw
11 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Leave points on the table? Let's just finish up to the logical conclusion.
11 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Well, in my defense, I'm a pretty nice guy. I get along well with others. I see the good in others. I feel I am a valuable bridge between Russia and France. I'm a good listener.
11 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: .... and you came in and rescued us from the previous German player.

Italy has all those lovely qualities too, but shouldn't logically be in the draw either.
11 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Hmmm.. I don't think I entirely agree with that assessment, the logical part, I'm super nice of course, that I agree with. If France would attack me, you could break through, Turkey, and France could even be eliminated by you and Russia. Those stalemate lines are important!
12 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: It's a great thing I'm insufferable and I think I can hold the line now with both Germany and Italy alive.
17 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Sorry Germany :'( gg
19 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: GG Germany.
19 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Yeah thanks for taking over and playing Germany!
19 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Thanks for not cancelling and letting me get in on this one. I am sorry I couldn't have made a better impact.

On my way out, let me offer some acknowledgements and appreciations.
England...you were a pretty gracious player. Thanks for your humour all the way to the end.
Italy...I planning was minimal but thanks for your messages. Good luck the rest of the way. I hope that there's a draw and you're in it.
Turkey...you said all the right things, placated with some moves. Hopefully your loyalty will be rewarded some how.
Russia...your press is masterful. For incredulously insignificant moves, you would expound into minutiae that left me scratching my head wondering, "Why would you put so much detail in to it." I know why now. I really need to adapt this aspect into my game. Well done.
France...what is there to say. I am sorry I screwed things up for you when this game should have ended earlier. I appreciated how busy you were and you still took time to plan with me. Good luck. Thanks for the game. See you around some other time.

On that note...wiedersehen! Tschuss!
19 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Thank you, Germany.
19 Jan 19 UTC Spring, 1910: What a nice goodbye Germany!

So.. my draw vote is still in. ;-)
19 Jan 19 UTC Spring, 1910: Germany, you are an absolute delight to play with, and I especially enjoyed our exchanges right before and after we mutually stabbed each other. Thank you for the compliments. You are a strong opponent, and I hope that you do learn from this game and that we play again soon.
22 Jan 19 UTC Autumn, 1910: Dear fellow dictators of Europe. We are another turn further, Germany has been eliminated, but we still don't have a draw yet. According to my private press, the Russian Tsar is the one who hasn't pressed the button yet. However, you never know of course. I was wondering, would the player(s) that isn't (aren't) drawing be willing to reveal himself in this 'UN channel' chat? I'd like to negotiate a permanent and lasting peace for this parallel dimension early 1900s Europe. Everybody knows Italians aren't fighters, but lovers..
25 Jan 19 UTC I was full of shit the whole time about attacking France. I was just seeing what could be accomplished with press.

Also I said all kinds of crazy horse crap, just so everyone knows, I said lots of stuff that isn’t true, was lying through my teeth a bunch, to try to get stuff to happen. I sometimes get success by acting like an insane player and scaring people into doing stuff. It’s all an act and I thoroughly enjoyed playing this game, and I don’t think anybody was stupid, etc. that rhetoric is all part of the game and I think this game was very well played.
25 Jan 19 UTC Yay I made it.. I was getting very worried there for a second when there was peace in the north. Thanks for the game everyone, I really enjoyed it. If any of you has place for a webDiplomacy newbie in any upcoming games, I'd love to join!
25 Jan 19 UTC Well, congratu-frickin'-lations!! About time. At least you lot were talkative.
25 Jan 19 UTC Jesus fuck lol. I was ready to get fucking eliminated
25 Jan 19 UTC If that was an act, it was very good swordsman. I thought you were a legit psycho
25 Jan 19 UTC Gg guys. What a game
25 Jan 19 UTC GG all.
Good thing you drew there Swordsman. Odo had me *that close* to stabbing you!
25 Jan 19 UTC That could have happened a long time ago. You had so many openings. <Scribbling something about 'trust' down in my notebook>
25 Jan 19 UTC I really wasn’t ever going to attack France. I was pretty sure that was going to trigger a Turkish solo win somehow. Odo knew, which is probably why he wasn’t falling for it.

I tried really really hard to make it seem like I would really do it so that France would attack Italy (which I genuinely wanted for various reasons). That’s why I told everyone else that I would really do it, not just France, so that there was no feeling anywhere that I was making up that idea.

Sorry to scare you so much Durga, lol. Sometimes I get good results by portraying myself as nuts. You did the right thing. Thanks for letting me know that you at least *believed* me even though my plan didn’t work.

Cspieker can probably vouch for me in saying that I presented different personalities to the different players - towards him, I tried to portray myself as very friendly and reasonable for most of the game. He caught me “catastrophizing” or something at one point though.

Hamilton you are just a delight to play with, as usual
25 Jan 19 UTC Hahaha you actually made me consider eliminating Italy for a second and then I was like... No wait that's fucking stupid, Turkey will push me back so hard if I do that. Also I've never made diplomacy moves out of coercion.
25 Jan 19 UTC Anyway after that 1901 I thought I was doomed. Happy with this ending.
25 Jan 19 UTC Well, perhaps Ssorenn, where ever he is, will be looking at this game and smiling. Maybe?
25 Jan 19 UTC Well it sounds like maybe my plan would have worked against a lesser player than you Durga. So close! Well done
25 Jan 19 UTC Probably. You did him a massive favour by subbing in. Probably why I felt so keen to have you in the draw.
25 Jan 19 UTC swordsman, is that part of your ongoing tactic to flood someone's press box with tonnes of information? I have to admit I would wake up in the morning, check the site, see you had written, then close the laptop thinking, "I can't process all of this right now."
25 Jan 19 UTC In my experience, sparse press often means lying because the player is too busy with their real press to other players to cook up lies. So I was hoping to come across as sincere and desperate by sending you a lot of press.
25 Jan 19 UTC I liked it. I really did. It's a good tactic to throw at a really busy person (as evidenced by my last minute negotiations, etc). Look, I'm in a game right now that is allegedly full press. For the life of me, I feel like I am talking to myself and I think I'd like to squarely get myself eliminated because it's painful.

Your press is masterful. I am not sure anyone else on the board would agree, but I loved it as a tactic, even as it was deployed against me.
25 Jan 19 UTC I agree 100%. I learnt a lot from Russian press.
25 Jan 19 UTC I genuinely read like 50% of it, sorry fam

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Russia
swordsman3003 (12662 D (G))
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
France
Durga (1912 D Mod)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
Turkey
cspieker (16423 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Italy
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
England
Baskineli (100 D (B))
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Germany
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Austria
Wusti (1383 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
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