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Finished: 09 AM Wed 05 Sep 18 UTC
Featured Gunboat-777
1 days /phase
Pot: 777 D - Autumn, 1912, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by SplitDiplomat (101495 D)
04 Sep 18 UTC Gg. Well played by France.
04 Sep 18 UTC Tugster - you are a legend, but I wish you had disbanded my fleet in Sevastopol about five years earlier. I could have really used another fleet in St. Petersburg.
04 Sep 18 UTC Italy - WTF?
04 Sep 18 UTC Unbelievably bad first 2 years for Italy and England...
France solo win looked likely by the end of 1903.....
I expected more sense from players betting 111 points
04 Sep 18 UTC Russia, I was writing support orders to move you to my SC much earlier. My first idea was to give you two of my SCs, so I wrote support orders to Rumania and Armenia, hoping you would come and take my SC, but maybe you didn't read them, so they finally I went after Sevastopol, but this game was over in 1904 with a totally idiotic Italian play.
04 Sep 18 UTC the move in 1905 by Italy to East med was just shocking as well, as Tunis was SC # 18, plain for all to see.

We could still have saved Tunis if he hadn't moved to East Med..
04 Sep 18 UTC We all have our good days and bad days Swordsman. Go jump in the lake!
04 Sep 18 UTC I don’t recall ever losing London in 1902 so that i could attack Germany and Russia
04 Sep 18 UTC Man I am so butthurt lol sorry
04 Sep 18 UTC England - the game is called diplomacy. You can’t win without making alliances.
04 Sep 18 UTC Turkey. Sorry, I didn’t read your signal. Very few players invite you to take SCs, if I had known it was you I would have gotten the message,

I thought you were going to disband my fleet,
04 Sep 18 UTC The other really ridiculous move was Italy refusing to attack Munich. I had Berlin and he retreated, If we take Munich, the game is a draw. Once France sets up Berlin Kiel Munich Ruhr Burgundy, the stalemate line is blocked. I couldn’t hold off five fleets in Scandinavia.
04 Sep 18 UTC By his builds in 1904, France unequivocally signaled an intention to attempt a solo win, and he had virtually everything he needed to set up for that. Unless a stalemate line formed with Munich, Berlin, or Tunis, it was over. Doing anything other than trying to stop the French solo was madness.
04 Sep 18 UTC Germany - You are right.

I tried to support you until you went to Baltic Sea. I didn’t understand what you were trying to do there.
04 Sep 18 UTC My intention was to force the other powers to attack France. I was ready to convoy my army into Livonia so that I had a shot at surviving if I could not get help fighting France.
04 Sep 18 UTC didn't matter what you did Germany with Italy throwing the game from 1901 to France...
04 Sep 18 UTC You see, there is one thing you guys just do not get. Once a player shows himself to be incompetent, you can no longer expect him in the future to do rational logical moves, he's already shown that he wont...
04 Sep 18 UTC Russia, starting in 1907, I began writing support orders for your fleet in Sevastopol to move to Rumania and Armenia. I had two worthless armies. I was going to disband your fleet, but it would have better for you to take two of my SC. The first order was Serbia supported Sevastopol to Rumania. Spring of 1907. When you see an army do nothing on the map, with no obvious order, then of course always check the text to see what the order was. In this case, Serbia ordering support for your fleet to Rumania => please move to Rumania. Then Syria started doing the same thing, inviting you into Armenia.

The logic of my doing this was to get you TWO new north units. disbanding your fleet gets you only one...

You must not have seen them. by 1909, I figured you would not get the message, so I moved to disband Sevastopol, but this was too late.
04 Sep 18 UTC Thank you, Tug. I always learn from you. Sorry I didn’t read your moves closely enough.
04 Sep 18 UTC hey by the way if you open the pop-up window to see the big map, you can look at ALL the failed orders, drawn on the map
04 Sep 18 UTC Thank you, Tug. I always learn from you. Sorry I didn’t read your moves closely enough.
04 Sep 18 UTC Quite bitching. For fuck sake. Play a fucking bot if you can’t take humans placing orders. And what the actual fuck was that move to Bulgaria and Armenia at the same time about Turkey you silly cunt
04 Sep 18 UTC Fuck off asshole Italy, you played like a complete moron.
04 Sep 18 UTC In fact you were so bad, I had the mods check for cheating, as you essentially single handedly gave France the solo.
04 Sep 18 UTC From spring of 1901 to end, go back to kindergarten to learn how to play
04 Sep 18 UTC I spotted the France danger long before you stopped attacking me, then you made an obvious ploy to attack Russia there. At that point when you stole 2 scs from Russia the game was 100% over, so I’ll be fucked if I’d let you stab my back too if France was going to win anyway.

At least I wasn’t a Whitney little bitch about it. Why even play if your going to just slag people off in the comments afterwards? You should close your account and play against AIs.

Also, well won France!
04 Sep 18 UTC That’s the most foolish post-game message I’ve seen in a while
04 Sep 18 UTC Obviously I meant whiney- it’s an autocorrect. You should seriously think about if you’re enjoying this as a game if you’re willing to try to spend time trying to upset other people for doing whatever they want. If you can’t make peace with it or you are getting confused between real money and game points it’s probably time to stop
04 Sep 18 UTC Fascinating disconnect with reality. Italy recognized the French solo threat? Italy created it in 1901... Also, I just scrolled though the entire game, not once did I take a SC from Russia, not once...

Just goes to show you that it's a waste of breath to try to teach bad players how not to be bad...
05 Sep 18 UTC True tugster. You gotta sense it early and elimate them...
05 Sep 18 UTC Italy, you moron, go through the moves and tell us when Turkey took a supply center from Russia. Just admit that you suck and try to learn something. You cost everyone else 150 points, at least learn from your stupidity.
05 Sep 18 UTC Don’t teach me anything, just mind your own business dumbass. Did you really report me for cheating? I try to play for fun, hence the grumpy remarks as I’ve had enough of idiots like you. The ironic thing is you are the exact sort of person who would cheat - thinking it’s serious enough to actually upset you. Why even play??!
05 Sep 18 UTC I didn’t report you, Turkey did. I would have reported you if I thought you were cheating, but your bad moves were random enough to be just plain stupidity. I would report you for stupidity if it were allowed. You belong in the stupidity hall of fame. I don’t like stupid players, but the only ones that piss me off are the stupid players like you who are also assholes. You belong in the asshole hall of fame too. It must suck to be both dumb and disliked, so I kind of feel sorry for you. But not that much, because people like you fuck things up for everyone else.
05 Sep 18 UTC I think your mom is calling you, she probably ran out of beer or condoms.
06 Sep 18 UTC Unsubscribe! You guys need to calm down, or maybe get a fucking life
06 Sep 18 UTC dude, you've gone ballistic at being criticized for your poor gameplay; virtually everything you say applies to only yourself
06 Sep 18 UTC SirKristof - you’ve called everyone else names and made baseless accusations, but you can’t take it when people fire back. That is not going to work here.
06 Sep 18 UTC I went "ballistic" once at the start AFTER you guys kicked off with the slagging - ive made my peace with online arseholes exisitng and I would never usually reply to someone saying the kind of shit that you guys said. If you take this game so seriously your opinion couldn't be more worthless to me. Recently one of my younger friends has been having a bad time due to people slagging online though - hence the angry outburst - just poor timing. Keep your slagging and opinions to yourselves or play against AIs. It's not ok to slag people in online forums because sometimes it's aimed someone who will be upset. Play with a fucking password if you want to make sure people will play how you want before going in. Do you really play for fun though??? It's a big reason there are so few girls in online games and it just does my nut in sometimes.
06 Sep 18 UTC I don’t believe anything you said
06 Sep 18 UTC Italy... I am going to give you some calm and actual advice.

YES, we play for fun. And yes, everyone plays differently and has different ideas on what moves are good, and people make errors, etc, all normal.

And people Kamikaze on other players, when pushed to their limits and when justified. when I know I am going to die, then I try to punish the guy that hurt me the most, this is all normal. And people throw games, when amply provoked.

but... there are a few opening moves that are just so heinous, that they ruin the entire game for everyone, because they make the map so unbalanced, it is no longer fun to play.

Examples....

German invasion of Russia in spring of 1901 with armies to Prussia and Silesia.
Austrian invasion of Germany anytime before like 1904!

and...

Italy taking Munich in 1901.

An invasion of Germany by Italy right from the start, without provocation is just that bad...

That's why people are upset at you, because this level of play ruins the fun for everyone else. That's it.

Come to grips with it... Don't do those kinds of openings.
06 Sep 18 UTC Let’s replay the video. You said the following things so far:

Quit bitching

You silly cunt

You made an obvious ploy to attack Russia

You stole 2 scs from Russia

Whiney (sic) little bitch

Dumbass

You are the exact sort of person who would cheat

Get a fucking life

So really, it is you who have done all the slagging.

My guess is that you’ve never had a girlfriend and that you are deeply frustrated. I feel sorry for you, because girls are awesome. You have no idea how much you are missing out on.
07 Sep 18 UTC Let’s replay the video. You said the following things so far:

Quit bitching

You silly cunt

You made an obvious ploy to attack Russia

You stole 2 scs from Russia

Whiney (sic) little bitch

Dumbass

You are the exact sort of person who would cheat

Get a fucking life

So really, it is you who have done all the slagging.

My guess is that you’ve never had a girlfriend and that you are deeply frustrated. I feel sorry for you, because girls are awesome. You have no idea how much you are missing out on.

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

France
SplitDiplomat (101495 D)
Won. Bet: 111 D, won: 777 D
18 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
Tugster (8958 D)
Survived. Bet: 111 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Russia
Kubrick (685 D)
Survived. Bet: 111 D
5 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
sirKristof (15 D X)
Survived. Bet: 111 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
England
palesman (861 D)
Defeated. Bet: 111 D
Germany
swordsman3003 (12731 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 111 D
Austria
Defeated. Bet: 111 D
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