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Finished: 04 Sep 18 UTC
Featured Gunboat-777
1 days /phase (normal)
Pot: 777 D - Autumn, 1912, Finished
No in-game messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
Game won by SplitDiplomat (100945 D)
04 Sep 18 UTC Fuck off asshole Italy, you played like a complete moron.
04 Sep 18 UTC In fact you were so bad, I had the mods check for cheating, as you essentially single handedly gave France the solo.
04 Sep 18 UTC From spring of 1901 to end, go back to kindergarten to learn how to play
04 Sep 18 UTC I spotted the France danger long before you stopped attacking me, then you made an obvious ploy to attack Russia there. At that point when you stole 2 scs from Russia the game was 100% over, so I’ll be fucked if I’d let you stab my back too if France was going to win anyway.

At least I wasn’t a Whitney little bitch about it. Why even play if your going to just slag people off in the comments afterwards? You should close your account and play against AIs.

Also, well won France!
04 Sep 18 UTC That’s the most foolish post-game message I’ve seen in a while
04 Sep 18 UTC Obviously I meant whiney- it’s an autocorrect. You should seriously think about if you’re enjoying this as a game if you’re willing to try to spend time trying to upset other people for doing whatever they want. If you can’t make peace with it or you are getting confused between real money and game points it’s probably time to stop
04 Sep 18 UTC Fascinating disconnect with reality. Italy recognized the French solo threat? Italy created it in 1901... Also, I just scrolled though the entire game, not once did I take a SC from Russia, not once...

Just goes to show you that it's a waste of breath to try to teach bad players how not to be bad...
05 Sep 18 UTC True tugster. You gotta sense it early and elimate them...
05 Sep 18 UTC Italy, you moron, go through the moves and tell us when Turkey took a supply center from Russia. Just admit that you suck and try to learn something. You cost everyone else 150 points, at least learn from your stupidity.
05 Sep 18 UTC Don’t teach me anything, just mind your own business dumbass. Did you really report me for cheating? I try to play for fun, hence the grumpy remarks as I’ve had enough of idiots like you. The ironic thing is you are the exact sort of person who would cheat - thinking it’s serious enough to actually upset you. Why even play??!
05 Sep 18 UTC I didn’t report you, Turkey did. I would have reported you if I thought you were cheating, but your bad moves were random enough to be just plain stupidity. I would report you for stupidity if it were allowed. You belong in the stupidity hall of fame. I don’t like stupid players, but the only ones that piss me off are the stupid players like you who are also assholes. You belong in the asshole hall of fame too. It must suck to be both dumb and disliked, so I kind of feel sorry for you. But not that much, because people like you fuck things up for everyone else.
05 Sep 18 UTC I think your mom is calling you, she probably ran out of beer or condoms.
06 Sep 18 UTC Unsubscribe! You guys need to calm down, or maybe get a fucking life
06 Sep 18 UTC dude, you've gone ballistic at being criticized for your poor gameplay; virtually everything you say applies to only yourself
06 Sep 18 UTC SirKristof - you’ve called everyone else names and made baseless accusations, but you can’t take it when people fire back. That is not going to work here.
06 Sep 18 UTC I went "ballistic" once at the start AFTER you guys kicked off with the slagging - ive made my peace with online arseholes exisitng and I would never usually reply to someone saying the kind of shit that you guys said. If you take this game so seriously your opinion couldn't be more worthless to me. Recently one of my younger friends has been having a bad time due to people slagging online though - hence the angry outburst - just poor timing. Keep your slagging and opinions to yourselves or play against AIs. It's not ok to slag people in online forums because sometimes it's aimed someone who will be upset. Play with a fucking password if you want to make sure people will play how you want before going in. Do you really play for fun though??? It's a big reason there are so few girls in online games and it just does my nut in sometimes.
06 Sep 18 UTC I don’t believe anything you said
06 Sep 18 UTC Italy... I am going to give you some calm and actual advice.

YES, we play for fun. And yes, everyone plays differently and has different ideas on what moves are good, and people make errors, etc, all normal.

And people Kamikaze on other players, when pushed to their limits and when justified. when I know I am going to die, then I try to punish the guy that hurt me the most, this is all normal. And people throw games, when amply provoked.

but... there are a few opening moves that are just so heinous, that they ruin the entire game for everyone, because they make the map so unbalanced, it is no longer fun to play.

Examples....

German invasion of Russia in spring of 1901 with armies to Prussia and Silesia.
Austrian invasion of Germany anytime before like 1904!

and...

Italy taking Munich in 1901.

An invasion of Germany by Italy right from the start, without provocation is just that bad...

That's why people are upset at you, because this level of play ruins the fun for everyone else. That's it.

Come to grips with it... Don't do those kinds of openings.
06 Sep 18 UTC Let’s replay the video. You said the following things so far:

Quit bitching

You silly cunt

You made an obvious ploy to attack Russia

You stole 2 scs from Russia

Whiney (sic) little bitch

Dumbass

You are the exact sort of person who would cheat

Get a fucking life

So really, it is you who have done all the slagging.

My guess is that you’ve never had a girlfriend and that you are deeply frustrated. I feel sorry for you, because girls are awesome. You have no idea how much you are missing out on.
07 Sep 18 UTC Let’s replay the video. You said the following things so far:

Quit bitching

You silly cunt

You made an obvious ploy to attack Russia

You stole 2 scs from Russia

Whiney (sic) little bitch

Dumbass

You are the exact sort of person who would cheat

Get a fucking life

So really, it is you who have done all the slagging.

My guess is that you’ve never had a girlfriend and that you are deeply frustrated. I feel sorry for you, because girls are awesome. You have no idea how much you are missing out on.

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

France
SplitDiplomat (100945 D)
Won. Bet: 111 D, won: 777 D
18 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
Tugster (6848 D)
Survived. Bet: 111 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Russia
Kubrick (685 D)
Survived. Bet: 111 D
5 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
sirKristof (147 D)
Survived. Bet: 111 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
England
palesman (895 D)
Defeated. Bet: 111 D
Germany
swordsman3003 (10555 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 111 D
Austria
Defeated. Bet: 111 D
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