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Finished: 05 PM Sat 08 Sep 18 UTC
5wetsdrvgnm
1 days /phase
Pot: 110 D - Spring, 2011, Finished
Modern Diplomacy II, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
31 Aug 18 UTC Spring, 2009: No mercy at all. It ain't easy being green.
31 Aug 18 UTC Spring, 2009: I never said it was Dipolmacy strategy, I lost at round two due to Italy being a beta. You can't blame me for having no options for 20 years. My strategy was farming you for dialogue like an npc. I think I finally hit rock bottom after the meme arrows started coming out so I'll just sit here and pout for weeks on end about loose 11 coins and handful of supply chain. Boy I'm real pissed!
31 Aug 18 UTC Spring, 2009: Getting insulted with broken english really gets under my skin.
31 Aug 18 UTC Spring, 2009: pretending you were ever relevant makes me laugh though

how the fuck does Italy have anything to do with you? You weren't ever close to them for starters, and they've been gone for ages. But sure, pretend we're all 'losers' and it's someone else's fault, you're only joking, right? ;)
31 Aug 18 UTC Spring, 2009: I might recall that I said round two.
31 Aug 18 UTC Spring, 2009: If you want to look that far back go right ahead, the entire game I've been teamed on. Italy chose France and due to my relationship with Poland I got pinned. I can't be relevant if I'm constantly forced to defend from the constant waves of barbarians, that's why sieges are so boring. Guess that's why this isn't a good spectator sport, but hey, that's just how it goes I guess. My death was much more drawn out than typical.
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: boo hoo, Italy helped France into Munich that one time, and I couldn't expand because I was allies with such a large power as Poland :(

you still ignore the fact that I only took Denmark from you and did nothing else after, even then, it took years for me to actually attack you at all.

Secondly, you still ignore the fact that, as well as backstabbing me, which is one thing, you backstabbed your only other ally who was the major superpower of Poland. Maybe you were pinned in the first few turns, so what, we've all been there that;s how diplomacy works. But don't go blaming it on others after you stab me and Poland, that's just hilarious
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: now, why don't you take your defeat with grace for once, not act like an edgy child "fuck you hurrr, oh I was only joking m8" and stfu? No one wants to hear you, and a dead power has absolutely no hold on this game now.
If you keep going with your apparent 'trolling' (no, it's not trolling, unless if you're talking about the 2006 version, you're just spamming everyone's feed with retarded nonsense) then I'll simply mute you, and then you can go preaching at a wall

#REKT Germany
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Simple math would show that taking Denmark was 25% of my power, it hurt more than you give credit. By that logic, Munich was also abig swing in favor of France making it impossle to divert my attention. By being pinned, I mean I couldn't do anything since I was stuck trying to stall France for as long as possible. Poland also wasn't a super power at the time and was fighting Ukraine and Russia, so calling them in wouldn't do anything.

Later on I was getting pressured to turn on Poland from both you and France, two nations that have tried to do nothing but kill me. Betraying you and trying to get tpoland the win would have been the best bet, but Poland stop submitting right after right I took Denmark. I tried talking to them but they wouldn't respond. So I did what I need to and tried to get the SC before you, Egypt France ran away with the win. Again, things didn't turn out that way.

It was just a string of bad luck and positioning, so all I got to do was spectate. Since you haven't been reading too clearly let me speell it out of you, I'm okay with loosing, there are no stakes. This game was just really boring so I made it fun by baiting you into a stream of contradicting nonsense. If anything it was kinda worth it, because now you're walking away thinking you totally dominated, when you actually gave me what I wanted.
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: you're not baiting me at all, quite clearly you've never heard of what a 'reply' is, it's considered polite and normal in human communication to answer someone when they speak, or in this case, type to you. But seeming you're likely a raging twelvie, you're desperate to find any meaning, and so you think someone replying to you is 'baiting'

you made a good point on the 25% part, but there's no evidence saying I was always trying to kill you. Regardless of proportions I only stabbed you in Denmark, never did before then either. If I attacked you way earlier, you would've been mowed down by me and France before Poland became a superpower, but I didn't. Either case, there's a bit of luck involved but not entirely

if you think you've 'baited' me simply by replying, which makes no logical sense, then at least I'm not the one being a sore loser and pretending that you never cocked up at all, it was entirely 'luck' against you, and whining on here
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: I'm kinda bored of the baiting so I'll just cut it dry, I play these kinds of games for the narrativ. The storys that come to be can be very interesting and far more engaging than simply watching something happen. This game was really boring since I really didn't get to participate, but since it's so low stakes I don't have to pay it too much mind. I would just loose quitely and that would be that. You pulling everything into global chat and causing a big fuss over my apathetic decision making gave me that one thing I was looking for, even if it wasn't intrigue. Even my attempts to change the tone just made it funnier. So I guess having a good laugh was worth it, even if you fell appart a little too quickly. So yeah, you won, your number went up, but I got to actually enjoy myself a little bit. Thanks.
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: No you see, I did explain everything more than once, the thing is you just kind of insulted me and I decided to roll iwth it instead. There was nothing intelligent about making any cases with you so I took what little fun I could. I should explain it again, you freaked out and I said a bunch of nonsense to try and have fun. I think this might have been to third time I've said anything seriously to you in global. I'm even trying to make a case now because I'm bored so there isn't much point in try to good around. Not that my case will change your opinion, but still.

I think I should repeat this though since you forgot I said it, I've lost ilsince second round after the Munich take. It really doesn't matter when you killed me, since it happened ages ago.

Maybe I should give it another jab? Don't high horse me about betrayal if you cross Poland and attack them too. It really makes your point void. Let's see where that one leads, probably no where, this guy isn't very clever ;)
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Maybe another? If you think I'm whining then you should reread that, because it's a play by play. Ever watch baseball? I'm running out of sutff to work with, i used all the subtile options up.
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: "look at me, I'm so smart, I made someone reply, whoop dee doo, look at this massive essay I've written that no one gives af about"

-you and only you. Notice how no one else is listening either? Notice how no one gives af? hahahaha I had a good laugh too

you're making shit up again, I didn't freakout because again, I implore you to tell me where I should've freaked out when I was always above your noob ass? Laughing as you continually write down diarrhoea and try to justify it as 'clever trolling' because I replied like how conversation works. Seriously are you really that retarded or just 12? bhahahaha

oh I betrayed Poland? Oh no, me and my large empire are so terrified...
01 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: keep it up mate, you're entertaining and it's hilarious when you think you're relevant and smart, when really you're trying so hard not to act like a full fledged sore loser
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: I find it bizarre that you just rewrote everything I've said but I guess your character finally shined through, so alright. Good to know you compulsively contradict yourself in addition to having a superiority complex. Is this the part where you repeat yourself over and over and continue to give me what I want?
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Like, despite the goofiness, I don't think I ever spent weeks on end trying to lord over someone just to make myself feel better, while also being stupid enough to never make sense while doing it.
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: That kinda defeats the purpose of entertainment.
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: ironic, because that's exactly what you've been doing, repeating yourself and trying to sound relevant. I guess that's what happens when someone like you has absolutely no life :)
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: I did make sense the whole time, you've only blubbered and whined though. Lol some kind of 'trolling' whining at everyone and then thinking it's an achievement when someone replies to you. That's why I keep calling you 12, because you act like that, just saying the truth man
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: anyway, I'll finish with you kid. Clearly no one else was listening, and if you get your kicks from whining, being a sore loser and thinking it's an achievement for someone to reply to you, and then say the exact same things, that's up to you. I'd work on your maturity though

now you can act like a retard, as you do best, to everyone else instead, because people like you are the exact definition of the pigeon on the chessboard. No matter what is said to you, you won't admit you're acting like a fool, when clearly you are and everyone but you knows it :) so I'm going to mute you so I don't have to hear your retarded nonsense anymore
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: #REKT Germany
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Jesus, Poland has missed their turn for about the literal 5th time, and someone still hasn't sewed the mouth shut of the child playing Germany. Is this game going to go on forever?
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Foath. I keep getting messages for a game I lost 2 weeks ago :’(
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: don't encourage him, replying means you've got 'baited' apparently. Which is literally basically only what twelvies say, which is why I called him that
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: It learns but it it doesn't, this must be poetry at it's finest.
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: @russia the real crime was Siberia, only a monster would set foot in such a beautifully cultured land.
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Britain, if you want the game to be over then vote draw.
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: We should form a culture union after the war, it'll be like the Olympics but with art.
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: at least I'm mature and don't whine all the time, unlike Germany cracking the shits after losing lmao XD
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: you said yourself Egypt, you wanted a draw after Germany was defeated, he's not yet
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Germany's entire 'strategy'

>whines after losing
>I reply
>wow he replied! So amazing! I'm so smart

yet you say I'm the one that needs to learn? bahahaha
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: therefore, as the saying goes, Germany fits the model of the pigeon the chessboard fantastically well:

no matter how much you defeat them, no matter how much you negate their hilariously pathetic insults, they'll just shit all over the board and pretend they've won anyway. Germany's board colour is brown after all anyway
02 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: you want poetic Germany? This definition fits you to a tea. It's funny watching you go around in circles trying and failing to piss me off, when all you've achieved is a cyclical conversation, and you know what? You know it, by saying 'you're trying to 180 me' on private messages

definition 3: "An excuse a troll uses upon posting an idiotic thread or reply to a messageboard. Usually said after said troll is flamed and shown of ones idiocy."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baiting

and if that's all you've got, perhaps I'm baiting you with the same strategy? chickin and the egg. Repeating that I'm apparently 'pissed' when it's obvious I'm in a great position here is only going to make you hoarse from repeating the same thing, and I'll make you repeat it,, again and again and again. This is GOLD
03 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Are you okay?
03 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: You seem a little tense, I'd suggest drinking some herbal tea a going on a nature walk.
03 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: Also, urban dictionary? You need help if you take that website seriously.
03 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2009: haha gold, you took the bait again lol. You're not even trying anymore. It's not meant to be a serious website, but it's accurate with describing your lack of tactics and how easily you took my bait ;)
05 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: You're right I'm not, figured out I don't need to anymore.
05 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: Just waiting for those golden one liners.
05 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: what golden one liners? Like that you've just been baited yet again by replying with a bunch of nonsense? hahaha

you never learn man
05 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: Subject 72's mental health is declining at an alarming rate. What should we do doctor?
05 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: *the doctor slowly turns his back to the patient* What can we do?
06 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: nice story we got there mate! "what can we do?"
"tell him to stop taking the bait!"
"we can't, he's in a mental hospital after all! Germany is retarded on all counts!"
06 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: I tell you Egypt, you're missing an opportunity to get a solo here, would be great on your record
07 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/397/C-658VsXoAo3ovC.jpg
07 Sep 18 UTC Autumn, 2010: for once Germany, you're onto something. And you started the pointing of fingers lol
07 Sep 18 UTC I've voted to draw now, but the draw hasn't concluded the game. One of you hasn't drawed yet
07 Sep 18 UTC Nvm, false alarm, just realised it was only just started the next turn, so you guys haven't been able to press draw yet.

Also #REKT Germany, as Germany wanted me to so badly say ;)
08 Sep 18 UTC It's not spelled REKT, it's Raqkd.

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Poland
MarshallShore (122 D)
Drawn. Bet: 11 D, won: 28 D
20 supply-centers, 20 units
Britain
Drawn. Bet: 11 D, won: 28 D
19 supply-centers, 19 units
Egypt
Omphalos (1144 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 28 D
19 supply-centers, 19 units
France
Yaniv (1023 D (S))
Drawn. Bet: 11 D, won: 28 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Germany
FearBot (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 11 D
Italy
esther (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Russia
D-Man (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 11 D
Spain
twoods_ca (334 D)
Defeated. Bet: 11 D
Turkey
Theoneandonly (4216 D)
Defeated. Bet: 11 D
Ukraine
Creigh (3075 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 11 D
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