gather all ye fartholes

uncleverone, bobarctor1977, Catastrophy, wizrad, fusrofabulous, ABushelOfGoats, Zuko

20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Should we all vote to pause until we hold our little rules and strategy session on Wednesday?
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Yes
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Zuko will you do us a favor and cast a pause vote? Only us and Austria know any rules. I'm gonna explain them Wednesday.
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Btw, just to keep everyone up to speed: Jack is England Alex is Germany Kaitlin is italy Andy is Austria Tom is Turkey Russia is Ian zuko, my old friend from high school. And I'm also Ian, you're good ole PM BOB
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Just call me King Carl
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Why not emperor Carl
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Because I'm a King.
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Fair enough, your majesty.
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: yo i got england. suck it, slags
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: The English: dignified as always
20 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Im the Sultan of Tom
21 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: okay turkey tom
21 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Turkey Tom, the Sultry Sultan
22 Jun 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Sorry for harassing you Zuko, but I love me a good 7 player game PM BOB
22 Jun 17 UTC	Autumn, 1901: PARIS POST Parisians express shock at the zesty moves across the board, but are relieved to see conservative moves from both the Queen and Kaiser. All is well in France, but many tourists abroad in Austria are taking the early train home as unrest stirs in Rumania and Tyrolia. Pierre Perez, News Correspondent
23 Jun 17 UTC	Autumn, 1901: By the way, I will be vacationing in Canada from early Saturday morning to late Wednesday - I expect to have limited internet access and will also just be distracted. I don't anticipate having any trouble punching in my orders, but I may be less responsive to messages. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up. PM BOB
29 Jun 17 UTC	Autumn, 1902: I hereby declare war on England. Radio silence from the Queen and a general unwillingness to agree to a DMZ in the English Channel have left the people of France quite uneasy. Pacifism is no longer an option. PM BOB
29 Jun 17 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Excellent moves from Italy, tossing away a build and breaking our DMZ... Chuckling with the nobles, PM BOB
02 Jul 17 UTC	Spring, 1903: Has the war between England and France come to an end?
02 Jul 17 UTC	Spring, 1903: Hard to say
05 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1903: News from the front! Hot off the presses! Hot off the presses! Here ye, here ye! Austia is a deceiving, worm tounged, bastard of a country. Also, their food sucks, if you want good schnitzel just go to Germany.
05 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1903: I like boiled meats and day old crumpets, thank you very much.
06 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1903: GLORY TO THE OTTOMAN CALIPHATE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJwVrT-X8I
06 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1903: Sorry zuko...would have loved to have you in the game longer tbh.
07 Jul 17 UTC	Spring, 1904: Well i WANTED to try the schnitzel, but SOMEBODY decided to throw me out of Munich ;)
07 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Let's be real. With the way this game's been going, das schnitzel ist scheiße
08 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: I'm declaring war on Italy.
08 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Italy declares that you're a dick. And that's coming from the Pope, so we're just gonna go ahead and say that's one of those infallible statements.
08 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: The only infallibility in this world is death. Signed, King Carl
08 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Spoken like a true heathen. The people of Italy will never accept you as their ruler, I, like our lord and savior Jesus Christ, will live on in their hearts and minds forever.
08 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Italy as your ally I have to say it's weird to compare yourself to Jesus.
09 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: I'm the motherfuckin pope! I'm the continued legacy of Christ!
09 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Lowercase pope. Chaotic King Carl is now uppercase Pope.
09 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: king carl can't be pope cuz God hates him. Pope Catastrophy prays to God to smite Carl.
09 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: God says "new phone who this?"
09 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Nope. The Pope is God's emissary on Earth, he'll always know me and take my requests seriously. Therefore, after much prayer by Pope Catastrophy, the imposter king carl is stricken with smallpox.
09 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Vaccinations are mandatory for all Austrian citizens sooooo Science: 1 God: 0
09 Jul 17 UTC	Spring, 1905: well I hope all your people enjoy having autism.
10 Jul 17 UTC	Spring, 1905: omg
10 Jul 17 UTC	Spring, 1905: Chill the f out everyone
10 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1905: World peace?
11 Jul 17 UTC	Autumn, 1907: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -Pope Catastrophy & God in Heaven