Finished: 04 AM Wed 02 Aug 17 UTC
The Bris
1 days, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 50 D - Autumn, 2003, Finished
Modern Diplomacy II, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by CAPT Brad (40 D X)
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: How do you mute someone, out of curiosity?
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Oh yeah, just found out. I have the good grace not to ignore you though. Unlike your parents
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: #wrecked
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Anyways, I really enjoyed playing against you Britain. You were a great sportsman and I think you'll do really playing Diplomacy in the future.
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: *Really well*
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: *Really well*
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Oh that Britain is such a sophisticated player. We are so out of his league. Perhaps we should just give up and let him win
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: I'm actually willing to do that. How about you? Willing to put all your units on hold/ move them away so that the world's largest single-celled organism can win and be happy for the first time since he was born?
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Yes what was I thinking ?
24 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: I can't wait to the end when we can see who the little worm is.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: If you don't want to do yours then that's fine. I'll put orders for my units to hold.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: SCs required for solo win: 33
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Well, I'd challenge you to another game using our real usernames if you and Russia are up for it.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Christ I miss a few days, the hell happened here?
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: There are is an arrogant player - Russia - and a noob - France - who helped the arrogant player to win solo.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: And the child - Britain?
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: There is no child.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Well played Italy.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: There is only intelligence.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Of course there's no child- apart from one.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: Of course there's no child- apart from one.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: There is no intelligence- You don't even understand sarcasm.
25 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2002: But for your lack of intelligence, I feel sorry for you enough to give you a chance of winning.
25 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: i'm up for it
25 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: britain is a big baby
25 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: i thought britain was going to mute us.
25 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: Russia to Britain: Spring, 1999: looks like you have given up the ghost. too bad. egypt and i need a third player alive to have a draw. we hoped it would be you
Britain to Russia: Mon 10 Jul Autumn, 1999: New Britain is alive. Please let us work together and retreat from Sweden.

(commentary). Now why would i give back Sweden to help a player who took over a CD from a player who asked me to take Sweden

Britain to Russia: Feel free to take Sweden again. I won't give you any more troubles. I am sorry, i will pull back. I hope is still ok.
Russia to Britain: 2 Jul 2017 Spring, 1998: ok i can look past all of that
25 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: This is what the CD takeover Britain calls arrogance. ^
26 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: Pretty unsportsmanly of Britain. This is exactly the kind of stupidity and stubbornness playing Diplomacy should remove.
26 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: I'm willing to give out my username. Are you, Britain and Russia?
26 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: It will be revealed at the end of the game
26 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: I'm fine with revealing mine. Are you Britain? Or are you too cowardly to face an 'arrogant player' and a 'noob'?
26 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: I'm Zach0805
26 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: I'm George Canning. Not the best player but I still know how to be a good sportsman.
27 Jul 17 UTC Autumn, 2002: If I play this right Ill be #2
31 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2003: How can you take over a CD and then vote cancel when you don't get your way?
31 Jul 17 UTC Spring, 2003: I'm moodltha00. I took over a dead country. Then I died.
31 Jul 17 UTC SCs required for solo win: 33
31 Jul 17 UTC Russia: 31 supply-centers
31 Jul 17 UTC This is a noob game
31 Jul 17 UTC ^ calling it a name to make himself feel better about losing.
31 Jul 17 UTC Its France's fault. First he helps Russia, then he leaves.
31 Jul 17 UTC oh, so my diplomatic skills and strategic and tactical moves have nothing to do with it. I am hardly a noob and this is not my first win in Modern.
31 Jul 17 UTC Spain supports China in this argument
02 Aug 17 UTC Wow Captain we switched countries
02 Aug 17 UTC indeed
02 Aug 17 UTC Congratulations to Russia, he played very well. But of course, the real highlight of this game was the hilarious insanity of Britain. With Russia closing in on the victory, my armies well and truly defeated, Britain came to me with this insight:

"If you do not attack Russia, he will win solo."

Why of course! I hadn't thought of that! Just attack Russia with my 3 to 1 outnumbered army, it's so simple! Of course, when I pointed out that in reality it was a bit late for that, Britain responded the only way he knows how:

"You have only shit in your stupid brain. Mother...er"

Never change, Britain.
02 Aug 17 UTC of course. since you are obviously not a 'noob' you must be and arrogant player. funny how everyone morphs in only one manner. perhaps the british player only sees himself in such a bipolar existence. well played to france and italy as i wanted to 'court' the both of you while i secured my flanks.
hats off to the egyptian. you as i have said were a great ally; but you sort of faltered in the end. as my motto says in my profile: "attack!"
02 Aug 17 UTC He asked me to attack Russia... yes just let me get my bombers and missiles ready
02 Aug 17 UTC that's right. my spanish frontier was left ungarded

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Russia
CAPT Brad (40 D X)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 50 D
37 supply-centers, 31 units
Egypt
Sufi (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
Spain
Zach0805 (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 0 D
7 supply-centers, 5 units
Italy
roragons (368 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
6 supply-centers, 8 units
Britain
Javatiger (2832 D)
Survived. Bet: 0 D
2 supply-centers, 4 units
France
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
4 supply-centers, 6 units
Germany
ckoch22 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Poland
tobyjoey (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Turkey
moodltha00 (103 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Ukraine
Nerizan (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
squaretriangle (100 D)Britain (Spring, 1999) with 10 centres.
historykraken (125 D)Poland (Spring, 1996) with 5 centres.
KANG_Sev (320 D)Germany (Spring, 1996) with 4 centres.
FinnishFriendo (0 D X)Spain (Autumn, 1997) with 4 centres.
George Canning (30 D X)France (Autumn, 2003) with 4 centres.
WildcatSir19 (347 D)Spain (Spring, 2001) with 4 centres.
KnightsWoode (5 D X)Turkey (Autumn, 1996) with 3 centres.
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